I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Elders, you can't really stay and have a baby, can you?

Therefore, we must find a way to solve the predicament.

"Honorable Snob, you go to the Spring of Fallen Womb, in case something goes wrong with True Immortal Ruyi!"

Tathagata Buddha ordered in a deep voice.

It's rare that a catastrophe went so smoothly, and it must not be dropped at the last moment.

"Follow the Buddha's orders!"

The Great Snob Bodhisattva bowed back, with a faint smile on his lips.

After Tathagata Buddha noticed it, he nodded with satisfaction,

The great snobbery Bodhisattva is really dedicated to Buddhism!

It's just that what the Tathagata Buddha didn't know was that the reason why the great snobbery Bodhisattva laughed had nothing to do with his heart to Buddhism.

He laughed because how could Sun Wukong kindly leave a catastrophe for Buddhism?

There is definitely a big gift prepared here, but I don't know if the Tathagata Buddha can afford this big gift.

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Mother and Child Riverside!

Finally, there was a pretty girl who couldn't stand it anymore.

Tang Sanwu is really capable of killing people!

When these girls were begging for a child, they only drank a sip of water from the Zimu River.

But this fat monk has already finished two bowls, and judging by his posture, he still wants to have another bowl!

"Master, do you know that men can't drink this river water?"

The girl suppressed a smile and said.

"what??"

Tang Sanzang looked at the delicate girl in front of him in bewilderment,

What do you mean this water is not drinkable?

Isn't this water very sweet to drink?

"This river is the holy river of our Xiliang women's country. It doesn't matter if women drink it, but men... cluck cluck..."

The girl laughed as she spoke.

Tang Sanzang was even more confused.

What do you mean it doesn't matter if a woman drinks?

What about him?

Why don't you just laugh when you finish speaking?

He suddenly had a bad feeling now.

"Actually, we only drink the water of this holy river when we want to have children!"

The girl finally gave Tang Sanzang a popular science.

have a baby? ? !

Tang Sanzang turned pale.

Does this water still have this effect? ?

"Female benefactor, are you kidding me?"

Tang Sanzang asked with a pale face.

"No!"

The girl smiled and explained,

"Since there are no men in our Xiliang women's country, we can only rely on the water of the Zimu River to have children. We will try everything!"

"I just don't know, as a man, do you have this function?"

That's right, there is not a single man in the entire Xiliang women's country, so how did their children come about?

It turned out that it was created by the mother-child river.

Tang Sanzang felt that his life was gloomy.

He never thought that he would have a baby one day.

"Ouch..."

Suddenly, Tang Sanzang felt a pain in his lower abdomen.

"I forgot to tell this master, when we drink holy water, we only take a small sip at a time, and I have never seen you drink two big bowls in a row..."

"After we drink the holy water, we will feel abdominal pain. Two days later, we will go to the Yingyang Pavilion to take a photo next to the fetal water. If we get two images, we will give birth to a baby. Looking at your current appearance, I am afraid that you have moved your fetus." Are you mad?"

The girl gave Tang Sanzang a science popularization again.

It's just that now Tang Sanzang is humming in pain, his face is so pale, but he doesn't know if it's from pain or fright?

But now Tang Sanzang doesn't want to see the girl in front of him at all.

Who can bear the shock of a big bang when the horse rides a word?

But feel the pain in the lower abdomen.

Tang Sanzang's expression collapsed.

The effect is so good?

Anyway, give him a ten-month buffer period to let him get used to the whole change! !

"Master... Master..."

Tang Sanzang was sweating profusely, and he could only hope that Monkey King could help him.

"Teacher, I can't do anything about it!"

Sun Wukong gave Tang Sanzang a helpless look, and then suggested,

"Besides, apprentice, isn't this just right, anyway, you don't want to go north, so why don't you just stay in Xiliang Girl Country and have a baby!"

Tang Sanzang was taken aback for a moment, even the pain in his abdomen felt much lighter.

I have to say that Sun Wukong's proposal is very tempting.

As long as he has a baby, Buddhism can't force him to learn Buddhist scriptures, right?

But after thinking about it carefully, Tang Sanzang still felt that it seemed unreliable to do so.

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===Chapter 178 What do you... want to do??==

After all, Buddhism simply doesn't regard him as a human being, and will definitely force him to continue learning scriptures.

So what if there are children?

Buddhism has a lot of ways to kill this child, and then licked his face to fool him and said, this is called cutting off the world of mortals!

They used to do this when they fooled others into becoming monks in Datang.

Didn't you see that Zhu Bajie was manipulated by Buddhism just because he had a child?

The most crucial point is.

Although he also wants to have offspring, riding a horse cannot be self-sufficient!

"Master, do you think this is possible?"

Tang Sanzan asked with his pale fat face.

"Why is it impossible? I have never seen a man give birth to a child. This kind of big scene is absolutely not to be missed!"

Sun Wukong said with a teasing face.

Tang Sanzang's face turned pale again, he didn't expect Monkey King to still have this idea.

It's hard to ride a horse!

Have a baby?

He didn't even think about such a thing when he was killed.

Zhu Bajie looked rejoicing, fortunately he was a step slower just now, otherwise there would be one more him hugging his belly and humming.

Thinking about how he would look like his own wife with a big belly at that time, Zhu Bajie felt shuddering.

Just watching Tang Sanzang tossing and tossing now, it's pretty good!

"Master, do you have a way to get rid of this child? I think it's better to leave the glorious task of having a child to the majority of female compatriots!"

Tang Sanzang's appearance of thinking about women seems quite plausible.

of course.

This has to ignore the sweat on his forehead.

"Why do you want to get rid of it? Children are a gift from God! You look like a monk, and you don't have any compassion!"

Before Sun Wukong could refute, the girl on the other side became unhappy, and directly caught Tang Sanzang, and she was angry.

Tang Sanzang looked at the girl in bewilderment.

girl.

This child may be a gift to you.

But for me, this is definitely a disaster!

Thinking of me as an old man giving birth to a child, it is better to let me die than to step on a horse!

"Female benefactor, the poor monk still has important things to do, and there are countless brothel women and other poor monks who have been rescued by Mahayana Buddhism and cannot stay and have children!"

What Tang Sanzang said was just and awe-inspiring.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's eyes twitched when they heard this.

have to say.

Tang Sanzang's face is really thick now!

Then Tang Sanzang fully displayed his shameless characteristics, clung to the pretty girl, and wanted to learn the solution from her.

The pretty girl looked regretful.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't show up.

If it weren't for the fact that she has never seen a man since she grew up, she wouldn't bother to care about Tang Sanzang.

But the fat man who stepped on the horse was really annoying!

The delicate girl who was so annoyed that she collapsed had no choice but to tell Tang Sanzang a solution.

The Luotai Spring in the Poer Cave in the south of Xiliang Nuguo can solve Tang Sanzang's current predicament.

However, the spring water was occupied by a Daotu named Ruyi Zhenxian, who had been selling the birth spring to the women of Xiliang Nuguo.

and.

If you want to ask for the water from the birth spring, you must also ask for a fruit plate of sheep wine. Zhicheng worships it, and then you can get a bowl of water.

"Master!!"

Tang Sanzang directly endured the abdominal pain and looked at Monkey King.

It is unlikely to be obtained.

He didn't have any of what True Immortal Ruyi wanted, only some tattered clothes.

But if you can't exchange it, you can grab it!

Sun Wukong shrugged and flew away directly.