I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"This guest, would you rather...?" asked the old bustard.

"I'm looking for ducks." said the ancient Buddha Di Deng.

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the other side.

After running around for a few days, Tang Sanzang and his disciples finally left the border of Wuji Kingdom.

At the same time, the laws of space above the Wuji Kingdom surged.

Even Tang Sanzang, Xiaobai, sensed something was wrong and stopped, let alone Monkey King and the others.

"Fuck!"

Then Tang Sanzang saw a scene that shocked him.

Where he just walked, everything is gone.

Monkey King felt the courage of Buddhism.

Since it can't be used by me, then simply cut it across the board, ruthless enough!

Of course, Sun Wukong didn't care, the value of the three Sanqing gods had already been reached.Even if Buddhism moves the Wuji Kingdom out of Xiniu Hezhou, it will not hurt him.

"Ah! My little sister!"

Tang Sanzang suddenly roared in grief and indignation.

He just swore that he would come back to see Miss Sister.

But now the entire Wuji country is gone.

Where can he find it? ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Buddhism, I will fuck your old mother!

Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong was speechless. Can't you pursue something while riding a horse?

"Okay, stop howling, there are many small countries behind!" Monkey King said angrily.

"real!?"

Tang Sanzang looked pleasantly surprised, "Yes, my ambition is to visit all the brothels in various countries to learn scriptures, and I absolutely cannot hang myself on a tree in Wuji Country."

"Go, keep going!"

Tang Sanzang was instantly excited.

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie opened their mouths, they really didn't know how to describe Tang Sanzang.

……

soon.

We have arrived at the territory of the red boy!

Tang Sanzang also quickly noticed the big mountain ahead.

A desolate, uninhabited place!

The corner of Tang Sanzang's mouth began to twitch, and the bad premonition in his heart became stronger.

Horse eggs!

Another place like this!

It was obvious that there was danger, and he had to be forced to jump in!

Those bastards from the Buddhist sect who are riding horses, can't they use another method! ?

"Master, protect me..."

Tang Sanzang believed in his intuition, every time he had a premonition that was wrong, he would definitely be in bad luck!

……

"Help! Help!"

really.

Not long after, Tang Sanzang and his party heard a child calling for help.

Tang Sanzang had such a look on his face.

Don't listen to the sound of a child.

But Tang Sanzang dared to take the half-life guarantee of happiness, this is definitely a monster!

Just this desolate place.

A child suddenly appeared asking for help, is this fooling him for a fool?

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sanzang.

After seeing that he had no instructions, he decisively bypassed this place.

SOS?

what is that?

Sorry, didn't hear that!

Sun Wukong didn't care.

Hide it, you can't hide it anyway.

Red Boy will come back.

The current red boy was fooled by someone, thinking that eating Tang monk meat would make him immortal, and he didn't know which bastard did it.

He even lied to children.

The most confused person at the moment is the red boy hanging from the tree.

In order to attract Tang Sanzang to be fooled.

Don't hesitate to pretend to be a suffering child.

He tied his hands and feet with a hemp rope and hung himself from a tree. After seeing Tang Sanzang from a distance, he began to call for help.

But what happened to Tang Sanzang?

It actually bypassed here directly.

Are you not a monk?

What about your compassion?

I'm still a child anyway, so you can't save the child?

If Tang Sanzang knew what Hong Boy was thinking, he would definitely scoff at it.

Whether you are a child or not is none of my business, not a young lady!

Since Tang Sanzang has already avoided him.

Honghaier also has no intention of continuing to hang, he is not a Manjushri Bodhisattva, and he has no hobby of binding.

Since sympathy can't be used.

Then just be tough, so he won't continue to pretend to be pitiful.

Moreover.

He thinks that his strength is no worse than others.

"Hey that bald donkey!"

Hong Hai'er directly carried the Zhangba fire sharp spear, and blocked Tang Sanzang's only way.

Tang Sanzang looked at the child in front of him in bewilderment, even though the long spear looked bluffing.

But in Honghai'er's hands, no matter how you look at it, there is no trace of threat at all.

"Little baby, do you want to rob?"

"You are still young, do you know that this is impossible, let your adults come out!"

Tang Sanzang persuaded him kindly.

heard.

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie were speechless.

The little baby who is riding a horse, Honghaier looks like a child, but no matter how old he is, he is three hundred years old.

Being your grandpa is enough.

Hong Haier also had a look of anger.

Don't you just look like a child?

Why is it so small?

You are three centimeters, you are only small!

Tang Sanzang was confused by the expressions of several people.

What's wrong?

Did he say something wrong?

"Master, what happened?"

The confused Tang Sanzang had no choice but to ask Sun Wukong for advice.

"This child is over 300 years old..."

Sun Wukong kindly explained.

"???"

Tang Sanzang looked at Hong Boy in a daze.

This is three hundred years old? ?

What should his name be?

"Red boy, where's your father? I haven't seen you for many years, won't you be seduced by some female fairy again?"

Sun Wukong asked with a smile.

Red Boy stared blankly at Monkey King.

This handsome and unrestrained master wouldn't know his father, otherwise how would he know the Bull Demon King so well?

The Bull Demon King was indeed hooked up by a vixen some time ago, and now he is divorcing his mother.

No, he heard that there was a Buddhist scripture learner from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who could live forever if he ate meat.

That's why Honghaier decided to capture Tang Sanzang and dedicate it to the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, so as to ease the relationship between the two.

"who are you?"

Red Boy asked cautiously.

"The Bull Demon King used to be my friend's mount."

Sun Wukong explained with a smile.

"A mount?"

Hong Hai'er believed it a little now.

His father was indeed the mount of the Master Tongtian before. Not many people knew about this kind of thing.

But now Sun Wukong said it openly.

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===Chapter 142 Tang Sanbu went to the brothel for a balanced diet===

"Okay, that's it, let's not talk too much, let's go to your cave and settle down first, the elders brought you a gift, call your parents, and let's start killing."