I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

……

When Monkey King came back again, he was dumbfounded.

Because, Tang Sanzang was still safe and sound lying in the back seat of the Lamborghini, waiting for lunch.

Sun Wukong was speechless.

Such a good opportunity, so wasted?

King Silver Horn and the others descended to the lower realm, why did they come here? Traveling in the mountains and rivers?

In this case, Monkey King doesn't want to care about it.

……

the other side.

After King Silver Horn returned to the Lotus Cave.

He told King Jinjiao what had happened, and then found Tang Sanzang and his party again with the purple gold gourd.

At this time, Tang Sanzang was gnawing on the pig's trotters, his mouth was full of oil, and he was enjoying himself.

this moment.

King Yinjiao directly opened the purple gold gourd, shouted at Tang Sanzang,

"Tang Sanzang!"

"Who called me?"

Tang Sanzang responded subconsciously, and when he looked up to see the sky, his face turned green.

What the hell!

Again?

In an instant, a strong suction directly sucked Tang Sanzang away!

"Fuck! My pig's trotters!"

Tang Sanzang shouted in grief and indignation.

Seeing Tang Sanzang fall into the purple-gold gourd, King Yinjiao had a terrified expression on his face.

Good guy!nailed it!Cool!

Then King Yinjiao saw Sun Wukong appearing in front of him with a serious face, and slapped him across the face.

"Why did you hit me!?"

King Silver Horn was stunned.Before he came, Taishang Laojun said that Sun Wukong was an ally.

"I'll ask you, why did you come down?" Sun Wukong asked angrily.

"Earn merit..."

King Silver Horn explained in a daze.

"You still know that you are earning merit. If you do this on horseback, the person who learns the scriptures will be killed by the gourd. How can you earn merit?"

Sun Wukong said angrily, if it wasn't for the sake of the Taiji diagram promised by Taishang Laojun, he wouldn't bother to care about it.

"Uh……"

King Yinjiao was speechless by what Sun Wukong said, and he found that he seemed to have made a mistake.

Tang Sanzang couldn't bear this purple gold gourd!

King Silver Horn, who wanted to understand a little bit, felt that he was going to die.

Back then when he descended from Tushita Palace.

He even patted his chest to assure Taishang Laojun that he knew what to do!

Well now, just narrow the road.

"Then... what should I do now?" Silver Horn King asked awkwardly.

"Leave the gourd to me, you go back and reconsider."

Sun Wukong grabbed the gourd and said.

After the Silver Horn King handed the Zijin Gourd to Monkey King, he left directly.

He needs to go back to the Lotus Cave and have a good discussion with King Golden Horn to see what needs to be done next.

Sun Wukong is holding a purple gold gourd.

Be amazed!

This is a congenital gourd, why not... swallow it for myself?

After all, this is an innate gourd, and the Taishang Laojun is only used to hold pills.

Just a waste.

Might as well send him off.

But let's talk about this matter later, we still have to release Tang Sanzang first, so as not to melt in a while, wouldn't that directly offend the Taishang Laojun.

Mind a move.

Monkey King released Tang Sanzang directly.

……

"My trotters!"

Who knew that the first thing Tang San hid was to pounce on the pig's feet that fell on the ground.

Sun Wukong was stunned.

What the hell?

Don't even care about your own life, just want to eat meat? ?

the other side.

Looking at the dusty pig's trotters, Tang Sanzang was filled with grief and indignation.

My trotters, why is Ning so useless!

"Old pig, stretch out your hand!"

Sun Wukong gestured.

"what?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Monkey King in a daze, why do you want his hand at this time?

Although he didn't understand, Zhu Bajie still stretched out his hand.

"No, apprentice, the pig's trotter you want is here."

Sun Wukong teased.

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong resentfully.

Zhu Bajie's hoof, uh, well, it's really a pig's trotter.

But stepping horses are guys that people use at night, can they be eaten?

Smell the scratch on it.

Tang Sanzang's face turned pale.

Seeing this, Monkey King shrugged his shoulders, stopped talking, and put away the purple gold gourd.

……

……

I hate God!

Tusita Palace!

When Taishang Laojun saw that King Yinjiao was targeting Tang Sanzang, his brows kept frowning.

Why is this guy so stupid?

Zijin gourd, did you ask him to mess with Tang Sanzang? ? ?

Shame!

What a shame!

Fortunately, Sun Wukong did not disappoint him, and directly taught King Yinjiao a lesson.

Ugh!

Now we can only pin our hopes on Sun Wukong.

But when Taishang Laojun saw Sun Wukong put away his purple gold gourd conveniently.

Mouth fish not only smoked.

Didn't this monkey want to steal his magic weapon? ?

……

……

West Heaven!

Great Thunder Temple!

Although this difficulty was arranged by Taishang Laojun, Tathagata did not give up paying attention.

"Buddha, this difficulty has failed again."

The Great Snob Bodhisattva reported with a flat expression.

Tathagata heard this, and also had some headaches.

The difficulty of Pingxiang Mountain was originally caused by the sage Lao Tzu.

People have already been sent to the lower realms, and now there is no karma owed to Buddhism.

As for whether it will be successful or not, that is the business of Buddhism itself, and has little to do with Lao Tzu.

Especially this time.

It was also caused by Tang Sanzang himself not cooperating.

The two boys of Taishang Laojun have performed very hard, and they have been able to explain to Buddhism.

but.

The current situation is not what Buddhism wants!

What Buddhism needs now is to get through these two difficulties smoothly.

Since being caught by variables.

There are ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties in learning from the scriptures. Up to now, I have started No.81 difficulty, but I have not succeeded in a few.

Just pointing to these two difficulties, to save the situation.

Who knew it failed again!

Tang Sanzang discovered the problem himself and ran away ahead of time.

You can't ask Tang Sanzang to pretend that he didn't notice anything, and throw himself into an Internet cafe, which is unrealistic.

Now that the Daoist sect has done everything it needs to do, then it will be the turn of the Buddhist sect!

I thought there was no need to send someone over this time, but now it seems that it is impossible.

But who to send?

Manjushri?

But in the difficulty of Wuzhuang Temple, Manjusri Bodhisattva's ability to do things is not good, and he didn't complete it well at all, which even caused heavy losses to Buddhism.

Moreover.