NOVEL WEB Chapter 13
Chapter 13: Kill Orochimaru? That’S Not Okay!
Wonderland?
Still immortal? !
Oh shit!
Could the story this guy made up be a little more nonsense?
They are not three-year-old children, how could they believe such outrageous nonsense!
No!
Such outrageous nonsense, even a three-year-old child would not believe it!
But Lin Yan felt that he was not lying.
You know, the world of cultivation can be called the world of cultivating immortals in the first place.
These monks are immortals in the eyes of mortals in the cultivation world.
The Cultivation Sect is also the so-called Immortal Sect.
And this is just a small two-dimensional animation world. The lifespan of ninjas here is no more than a hundred years, and their physical fitness is no different from that of ordinary people. Isn’t the world of cultivation here like a fairy world?
Lin Yan felt that there was nothing wrong with him saying that the world of comprehension is the world of immortals.
“What? You don’t believe it?”
Lin Yan raised his eyebrows slightly.
“Gang, as long as you double cultivate with me, you will soon be like me and become a very powerful immortal. At that time, you will naturally believe what I said today.”
“Thank… thank you…”
Tsunade took a step back again, and said with difficulty: “Actually… I think it’s good to be a mortal…”
“Gang, don’t you really want to be a fairy?”
Lin Yan bent down and slowly approached Tsunade’s ear, his voice full of bewitching meaning.
“How wonderful it is to be a god. Not only can you have great power, but you can also maintain youth forever, live forever, go to the world, move mountains and seas, as long as you agree to double cultivation with me, you can have all these powers.”
Tsunade: “…” There is no need, it is enough for you to be crazy alone, and I don’t want to be crazy with you.
Shizune: “…” It’s a pity, with such a handsome face, but not a good mind.
Jiraiya: “…” This guy, the cowhide is almost blown to the sky, and I said that I am the reincarnation of Sage of Six Paths, can you believe it?
Orochimaru: “…” Hehe, interesting, it’s really interesting.
Yakushi Kabuto: “…” Eternal youth? live forever? Are you sure this isn’t a Forbidden Technique?
Tsunade took another step back with an indescribable expression, but unexpectedly, with a “snap”, he stepped on Naruto’s head, leaving a big shoe print on his face.
Tsunade: “…” Hey, why is this brat still here?
Uzumaki Naruto who was trampled on his face in a coma: “…” I am really tied to Q.
However, Tsunade, the perpetrator, showed no apology on his face, and even gently rubbed the dust on the shoes on Uzumaki Naruto’s clothes before taking his feet back.
never mind.
Since there is no way to retreat behind her, she can only take the initiative to attack!
“So, didn’t you say that you are a fairy, then you must be very powerful.”
Tsunade’s eyes were full of calculations, and while talking, he pointed to Orochimaru on the top of Ten Thousand Snakes.
“As long as you can help me kill Orochimaru, then I can consider it, agree to your pursuit, and the dual cultivation you mentioned, how about it?”
snort.
Tsunade smiled smugly inside.
What she said was that she could consider it, not that she would definitely agree.
She has used this kind of word games very skillfully in order to avoid gambling debts these years.
This guy, compared to her, is still tender.
However–
Tsunade never expected that she would pull, and Lin Yan could pull even better than her.
Lin Yan shook his head lightly.
“No, Tsuna, I can’t just kill Orochimaru for you.”
Lin Yan said with a straight face: “I am a fairy, how can a fairy kill mortals casually, what is the difference between this and the devil in hell?”
“Besides, Orochimaru has no grievances with me. If I really listen to you and kill him indiscriminately, why don’t I make it simpler and choose to use force against you?”
Tsunade: “…”
help!
This guy is too good at talking!
She is simply the originator of the pulling world, she is no match at all!
what to do?
Tsunade is really a headache.
“I really beg you… Hurry up and stop making trouble here, okay? Or what do you like about me? Can’t I change it now?”
“Well, what I like is…”
Lin Yan couldn’t help but smile when he heard this.
He happened to watch a TV series for such a similar question in his previous life, and there was an unsolvable answer in it.
“Gang, what I like most is that you are alive.”
“Okay! Then I’ll go right now…uh!”
Tsunade’s voice stopped abruptly, and his expression froze instantly.
The word “Go to hell” was obviously on his lips, but Tsunade stopped him in time after all.
Jiraiya: “…” Damn it! Such an amazing answer, I have to quickly write it down in a small notebook, maybe I can use it to pick up girls in the future! etc! My hands were tied and I couldn’t move! So angry!
Shizune: “…” Awesome! This answer is completely unimaginable!
Yakushi Kabuto: “…” Heh, you city people really know how to play.
Orochimaru watched the play silently and ate melons quietly.
fight?
What fight?
It is important to eat melons where there is a fight!
What’s more, this is Tsunade’s melon, keep it ripe!
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