I Became The Top Moderator Of The Otherworldly Gallery

< Chapter 6 >

Today, the otherworldly gallery flowed as usual, as close as possible to the word “normal”.
Of course, it’s not peaceful. Like always, it invites anger.
I sighed and checked the posts one by one.

Title: Running with a furry meme@@@@@
(Fluffy fox eyes.jpg)
How about it

ㄴWhat do you mean how about it, you fucker lol
ㄴLeave the gallery within 72 hours. Otherwise, I’ll kill you.
ㄴlololololol
ㄴLmao, this place is delicious, it’s a hit lol;
ㄴDamn lol
ㄴWould be tasty if made into dog stew lol
ㄴThe more I see furries, the more I like them for real;
ㄴFurrygaygaygay…
ㄴlol fuck, getting corrupted
ㄴI wanna meet these furry eyes too, is it possible?
ㄴDude.
ㄴThere are many such sisters in the feline race lol, but their personalities are shitty
ㄴOh.
ㄴJust one persimmon can increase likability lol
ㄴBut the price of 10g of persimmons exclusive to the feline race is the same as 10g of gold lol
ㄴlololol fuck lol
ㄴCan you seduce them with 10g of persimmons?
ㄴI gave 1kg, and she just wiped her mouth;
ㄴThey also look at faces, you know?
ㄴThe perfection of a persimmon is… the face… note…
ㄴWhat do I do if I start reacting to it for real…
ㄴFucked, going to cleanse my brain with a dwarf tactical nuke
ㄴWhat cleansing?
ㄴWhy destroy the brain lol
ㄴlol gone crazy

Struggling endlessly with the furry memes being posted.
I mean, they also look pretty if you keep looking. The problem is there should be a limit.
Starting with anthropomorphic beings similar to humans, the area covered by fur gradually increases.
In the end, only those fully covered in fur were being posted.

“Ha fuck”

But as I watched, I found the moderately furry anthropomorphic characters somewhat appealing…? Seems like I’ve already been corrupted. Saving seductive leopard and cat anthropomorphic pictures in my furry folder… I look at elf anthropomorphic pictures to cleanse my brain. Then, entering the forum again, I’m greeted by another furry post.

“Hmm…”

But as I watched, it didn’t seem bad after all. Saving the captivating gaze of a fox spirit sister, and searching for the next post to cut. Occasionally, I see some toxic furry posts, but by now the gallery bait is covered with different elements.

‘Can’t ban them all.’

My hand momentarily went to the ban button, but I managed to hold back. No, seriously, stop posting!

Title: Sisters are on the move 1111111111
(Sexy Beastman. jpg)

ㄴLook at that shiny fur… So freaking sexy.
ㄴYou’re such a furry, huh…
ㄴThis is what true furry is, yep;
ㄴThe real furry stuff is intense, you know?
ㄴJust wow, admire it! This is the real deal!
ㄴYuk

Within a gallery fully muddled with furry pics, risqué pics, and other tactical nukes, someone soon noticed a new feature.

Title: What’s this auction house thing, huh? Did Moderator open it?

ㄴYep, Moderator can add new gallery features with his admin rights.
ㄴBack in the day, so many opened gambling dens and ended up drowned in the Anur River that they had to shut them down lol
ㄴGambling dens lol
ㄴDid the customer become the dealer? Lol
ㄴYep, how did you know?
ㄴWhy is this even real?

Title: What’s with this auction house??? I jokingly put up my panties for sale and some dude actually bought them lol

ㄴAre you a girl?
ㄴNo, I’m a guy.
ㄴShit, I bought them.
ㄴlol gaygaygay…
ㄴI’m an elf and when I put mine up, they sold immediately. Sold a pair for 3 gold.
ㄴlol Creative economy lol
ㄴ1 silver turning into 3 gold, huh? Lol
ㄴSelling panties worn for a week @@@@
ㄴWow, shit, are you insane?
ㄴBut it got a bid immediately lol
ㄴGot an instant bid after proving I’m a demon, panties sold for 15 gold. Is this for real? Lol
ㄴLost money in stocks, might as well earn it back with panties lol
ㄴSeed money duplication glitch lol?
ㄴHow do men make money?
ㄴQuarry gg, get a daily wage of 10 silver.
ㄴShit
ㄴMen should just work in the quarries instead of expecting easy money lol

Title: Auction house is nice but
Won’t this screw over offline auction houses?

ㄴDefinitely screws them over lol
ㄴWhen the gallery gambling den opened, dozens of offline dens went bankrupt lol
ㄴSlave trades will still happen regularly. Premium and underground auctions will always have demand.
ㄴMight as well buy sturdy gallery elf panties instead of joining real auctions lol
ㄴlol Why would you buy elf panties
ㄴAlready collected 15.
ㄴThis is really sick lol
ㄴCrazy panty sommelier lol

Title: All sorts of rare items are being listed;;;
Saw the empire’s treasured sword?
It has a genuine mark.

ㄴBidding price is 87320 gold lol
ㄴHow many chickens is 87320 gold?
ㄴOne chicken per 1 silver so…
ㄴDo the math, 87320*100
ㄴWow lol 8730000 silver lol
ㄴThat’s 8730000 chickens lol
ㄴBut seems like they didn’t plan to sell it, auction got canceled.
ㄴWeird to think about selling that.
ㄴWhen was that sword even made?
ㄴA weapon that could appear in history books?

Title: Who’s giving up on life?
Putting all these rare items up for auction? lol

ㄴA dragon, maybe?
ㄴDragons also do gallery stuff?
ㄴSeems like dragons do too.
ㄴDragon lady, please post a bikini photo.
ㄴlol You’re crazy lol
ㄴConsidering up to 150 gold for a dragon lady bikini photo lol

Title: Why did Moderator open the auction house?
Is this to politically pressure the Tesseur Empire?

ㄴCould be
ㄴHere come the political nuts lol
ㄴPolitical nutjobs, leave before we break your canes lol
ㄴBut seriously, could it be?
ㄴWhat are you talking about lol
ㄴSo, someone new with low continental and gallery understanding suddenly gets admin rights and opens an auction house?
ㄴCoincidence?
ㄴProbably a coincidence, yeah.
ㄴModerator wrote a post lol

―Moderator
Title: What’s with this auction house?
Clicked something new and it activated;
Was trying to click something else lol

ㄴWhat else was there?
ㄴModerator : Slipped while trying to click on the porn pic search feature
ㄴModerator can’t resist porn pics lol
ㄴPorn pics are 100 times better than some auction house lol
ㄴBut there’s no auction house fee or anything?
ㄴModerator : Set it to the lowest because it’s a hassle
ㄴWow lol True man lol
ㄴWho gets the fee?
ㄴModerator : It’s supposed to be mine, yeah?
ㄴBut you’re not taking it?
ㄴA true gentleman?
ㄴDo true gentlemen collect porn pics? lol lol
ㄴModern-day gentlemen have different standards, huh? Lol;;
ㄴLook at this guy lol
ㄴWhat even is this lol
ㄴA living gentleman in the gallery lol
ㄴModerator, did you get money?
ㄴModerator : Tonight’s dinner is skewered chicken and water
ㄴlol lol lol
ㄴCrazy chicken maniac lol
ㄴSpecial : Being broke is okay lol
ㄴIf you’re broke, just eat whatever lol

Title: Now that we’re making money from the auction house, will mods get a salary?
Escape from unpaid slavery lol

ㄴFor real lol Remember when they paid during the gambling den operation?
ㄴProfessional dealer Moderator dd
ㄴIf they pay enough, no one will desert lol
ㄴWhy should they pay?
ㄴIs this guy running a mining operation like a dwarf? Lol
ㄴMining slave lol
ㄴThey have a different mindset lol
ㄴWhy pay, right? lol For real lol

―Moderator
Title: Paying mods a salary?
Why would I.

ㄴCrazy bastard lol
ㄴWhy’s this guy so bold lol
ㄴWorse than a mine owner lol
ㄴModerators are slaves lol
ㄴBut seriously, wouldn’t there be a riot if they really don’t pay?
ㄴModerator : It’s fine, just ban them
ㄴlol lol
ㄴModerator’s solution lol
ㄴAh lol Just be satisfied with being able to use the gallery lol

“Still, they should pay some money.”

Although I said that, it’s just bait in the gallery for the sake of stirring things up.
Of course, the regulars will take care of it. Since it’s natural on Earth to not get paid, it was done for 24 hours without pay. If there was money, of course, they would be paid.
It would be nice to give generously as a bonus concept. They would be happy to earn money while participating.
To gauge the mood, I casually skimmed through the admin chat.

―Plant Druid: Where do you really live, Demon King-chan???
―Demon King-chan: I live in the royal palace of the capital of Majeros~~~
―Plant Druid: Don’t lie!!!
―Demon King-chan: I’ve never lied > < Liars are old elves pretending not to be old! They swing their staffs around~~!
―Plant Druid: I’m not old! I’m very young!!!
―Demon King-chan: A young elf (950 years old) ㄷㄷ~~
―Hero: Is Druid really 950 years old?!
―Plant Druid: No!!!!!!!!!
―Hero: Fooled again…
―Moderator: They’re good at playing around lol

It seems they’re not particularly interested. It feels like we can talk about compensation later and still take care of it. Or is everyone just so well-off that money isn’t an issue?

‘It was the same on Earth.’

Either silver spoon participants or dirt-poor, time-rich Bill Gates versus wannabe unemployed participants.
It was the real rich or those rich in time who were active participants. It’s probably the same here.
Since they were chosen for their significant active time, they’re either wealthy or rich in time. One of the two, right?

…But do these two never get tired of fighting all day?
Plant Druid takes Demon King-chan’s bait too well.
At this rate, they must have an innate talent for being a punching bag.
Oh well, they’ll sort it out themselves, I guess.

I chuckled and went back to reading the posts in the gallery.

Title: Feel sorry for the participants Especially for Demon King-chan ㅠㅠ

ㄴOld elf being abused too lol;
ㄴThe old one… should just go to the forest for her burial lol;
ㄴThey’re still alive lol
ㄴWhy send them off lol
ㄴIsn’t the Hero pitiable?
ㄴThis guy is still looking for Hero party members lol lol lol
ㄴBecoming a Hero’s party member means becoming a participant?
ㄴNo spots for participants
ㄴSlave of a participant totally possible lol lol lol

Title: Will you add a gallery feature?
It seems like you have to choose from a list, have you thought of anything?

ㄴModerator : Not really thought about it yet.

“Because I really don’t know what to do.”

What to include… I’ll have to think about it before adding something. I was planning to be more careful with the next perks.

Title: Can Moderator identify auction participants?
Yes?

ㄴModerator : It’s possible, but I’m not going to track who bought or sold what.
ㄴHow can we trust that?
ㄴModerator : It’s bothersome, why would I do that?
ㄴHow can we trust you then?
ㄴModerator : Ok.
ㄴModerator : One small vial of elf saliva, three pairs of elf panties, slime jelly purchased
ㄴ****;; I won’t mess around again
ㄴHaha, immediately immortalizing the purchase history haha
ㄴIt’s hard enough managing the gallery, why would Moderator do that lol
ㄴBut if it’s possible to identify who is who in the auction, I can’t trust Moderator;
ㄴGood thing he’s confident lol. There was a yellow badge holder in the past who used tracking and detection abilities to find girl gallery members in real life lol
ㄴWhat did he do when he found them?
ㄴGot killed trying to peek at a dragon lady’s nudity
ㄴHahaha
ㄴAll that effort just to peek at nudity lol
ㄴ**** that’s creepy lol
ㄴModerator likely won’t bother to check each auction transaction, there are 35,000 transactions per hour lol
ㄴIf he’s looking at all 35,000 transactions, he can’t manage the gallery lol

“Of course, I can’t.”

How can I look at all those auction records?
Naturally, the auction house will be somewhat neglected.
The food variety seems nice.
I bought an apple pie and pineapple pizza that looked delicious, though I don’t know who made them.

“Ah. Nice and warm.”

Not sure if it’s preserved as made, but it looks very delicious.

Crunch.

Biting into the apple pie, the rich apple jam and flavor fill my mouth.
The pizza has pepperoni and even pineapple.

“Ah. A true gourmet.”

I was about to eat the pizza, but then I realized, is there no cola available ?

Otherworldly Gallery
―Management Level: 2
―Points: 21034
【Weapons】
【Armor】
【Accessories】
【Consumables】
【Food】
【Misc】

I opened the gallery manager and found it under the food tab.

―Zero Cola Cans 6pcs (1 point)

6 cans for 1 point feels a bit expensive.
I bought one and gulped it down with the pizza.

“Ah….”

With the refreshing coolness, the pizza slides right in. After solving lunch with the convenient auction system, an incredible idea hits me as I try to access the gallery.

“?”

Is there cola in this otherworld?
I searched the auction house just in case, but there was no such drink. There were some similar types of soda, but when I tried one, it didn’t have the refreshing carbonation feel. It’s a far inferior version of cola. Kind of like a much lesser version of the 815 cola we had in the military?

I wonder how people who’ve only tasted such drinks would react to ‘real’ cola. What if I put cola up for auction just to see?

【Would you like to register the Zero Cola Can?】
【Yes】

I press the button and wait.
I put up the remaining 5 cans and wait for the reaction. Anyone who has tasted it from the auction would surely crave more. I set the auction time limit to 1 minute and posted the item.

【The auction has started.】
【The item has been sold.】

The purchase happens instantly, and a market price forms.
37 silver per can?
Considering 1 silver is about 10,000 won, that means one can is priced at 370,000 won.

‘The price might even go higher.’

This time, it was also due to the short time and the supply being less than the demand.
Entering the gallery, I see posts from members who bought the cola. Hot off the press purchase reviews!

Title: Just bought this thing called cola, wtf
It’s in some weird metal container
There was this black liquid inside, looked weird and dangerous ;;
So I closed my eyes and drank it, and wow
It’s so refreshing and tasty, even better than beer

ㄴThere’s such a thing?
ㄴThat’s fascinating; who sold it?
ㄴI think it was Moderator
ㄴSometimes admins from other worlds sell strange things
ㄴOr maybe it’s Moderator’s ability? Like summoning items from other countries
ㄴFlying squids were real lol
ㄴFlying squids?
ㄴThere was chaos on the continent catching flying squids lol
ㄴFuck lol

Title: Fuck, Moderator sell more cola!!!!!!!!!!
It’s so damn good, sell it in bulk!!!!!!

ㄴIs it that good?
ㄴTried one and got addicted for real;
ㄴlol, you’re kidding, right?
ㄴNo, I’m serious
ㄴI just tried one too, and it’s really a unique taste
ㄴFor real;;; I even took off my pants after drinking it
ㄴWhy would you take off your pants, you crazy lol

It seems people’s tastes are similar after all. The cola was very well received.

‘Should I sell a lot at once?’

Money duplication glitch ON.
I bought a large quantity of cola and threw it into the auction. Instant buy price: 20 silver.
To make sure those without enough money could also buy and to prevent prices from skyrocketing, I blocked bid auctions.

Title: Fuck, cola dropped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ㄴlol
ㄴlol, the crazy bastard putting up 600 at once lol
ㄴ600 gone in 5 seconds lol
ㄴPut up more!!!!
ㄴI’ll give you money, just put it up!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Can’t resist cola, can they.”

I laughed and purchased more cola.
Experience the life of a modern person addicted to dopamine.