I Became the Eldest Daughter of 10 Siblings

I firmly believe that destiny is something you carve out for yourself.
I believe that my path cannot be defined by card games or Chinese character interpretations.
What? There are many ‘Form Collision and Destruction’ in my earthly branches, so accidents and incidents never end? I have many legal troubles, so I become the talk of the town?
What… What, what am I supposed to do?
Don’t make me laugh!
Jung Sehee and Choi Heeju giggled while looking at me.
“Yujin. What kind of man are you going to bite and marry?”
“Ah, this is so fucking funny.”
I stormed out of the fortune-telling cafe with an indignant expression.
As soon as I got out, I shouted boldly.
“Destiny! Is something! I! Carve out for myself!”
I vented all the frustration pent up inside like pus. A refreshing feeling rose up to my mouth, as if I had eaten a peppermint candy.
Yeah, that’s right. There’s no way I could be such a problematic person.
They say you don’t know which cloud will bring rain, but there’s no way every cloud I touch would bring rain.
I asked the viewers as if seeking confirmation.
“Everyone. Don’t worry. You know that fortune-telling and all that is aaall- lies, right?”

-lolololololololololol
-lololololololol
-A way of speaking reminiscent of the former president…
-Crazy bitch lol
-HaYoo desperately trying to hit the brakes…
-Ah I’m anxious fck
-From today -No male collaborations-

I took energetic steps forward.
And right at that moment.
Bang-!
A strong collision sound was heard from the side. My hair stood on end.

-?
-What’s that sound
-???
-Huh maybe
-Oh no
-Traffic accident?
-The sound is scary wow

I turned my head. There was a collision accident at the intersection. It looked like a car that violated the signal had hit a van.
“…Ah.”
Without hesitation, I entrusted my phone to Han Sieun and ran to the scene.
As I ran, I thought to myself.
There are many ‘Form Collision and Destruction’ in my earthly branches, so accidents and incidents never end?
…It really seems like it.

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Title: Why is HaYoo on the real-time search again?

These days she’s on the real-time search whenever there’s a chance;
What’s the reason?
Someone who knows, please tell me

-Her fandom is intense lol
-The wiki kids are simping for her these days
-It’s probably that? I was watching earlier but stopped, something about her fortune saying she has pregnancy signs lololol
└Really? That’s hilarious lololol
└The Twitch viewers must be shaking
└So did the broth boys get heated up?
└No no, they seem to be laughing it off generally?
-No it’s not because of that wait I’ll write a post

Title: Reason for HaYoo’s real-time search
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HaYoo goes to a fortune-telling cafe with her friends.

The fortune-teller interprets that her fortune has ‘many accidents and incidents’.

As soon as HaYoo comes out of the cafe, she refutes it alone saying “Destiny is something you make yourself” blah blah. But at that moment, there’s a car collision right next to her at the intersection lololol

It turns out a car that violated the signal crashed into an SUV.

The van that lost balance flipped once but luckily stood upright. But the driver lost consciousness from the first impact.

So the van didn’t stop and kept moving forward slowly.

Seeing this, HaYoo opened the passenger door of the slowly moving vehicle and pulled down the handbrake, preventing a secondary collision.

The internet is in chaos with posts asking for the cafe’s information saying the fortune came true.

-Wow
-Well done
-Hey looking at the video it was dangerous;;
└Yeah how can a woman be so fearless like that lololol
└It wasn’t fast because the accelerator wasn’t pressed, but still it was fcking dangerous
-This much deserves respect lol
-A righteous person on the road
-She’ll probably get a model citizen award?
-Hey so where’s the fortune-telling cafe?
-So does this mean the fortune was right?
└Yep other communities are on fire now
└The fortune-telling gallery famous for fortune-telling is already analyzing HaYoo’s face reading lololol
-Is she a female-dominated pick these days? When I searched on Google, it’s all written by girls fck
└Yep Twitter kids are leading in simping for her like an idol

[Dimitory]
Title: Toris, come charge your love for humanity

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(Photo)
There was just a traffic accident and my guru jumped in to prevent a secondary accident, did she do well? Come and hug

-As expected of my wife
└How dare you ㅗㅗㅗ
└Let’s take our meds ㅗㅗ
└Bullshit no
-HaYoo is doing all the water buffs these days I feel like I’m watching a romance novel protagonist ㅜㅜㅜ Not a female lead hug water but a munchkin hidden power character but she’s trivial and cute so I love her ㅜㅜㅜ
└It’s cute that she’s not an unreformable south beauty too ㅠㅠ
-The whole world is HaYoo,,,
└I wish a HaYoo plague would spread for real for real
-Oooh.. it was too dangerous..
└For real it was scary..
-Much cooler than those tow truck bastards playing cyber heroes
-My benevolent negative energy pure mom.
-Those crazy guys were using vulgar wording saying HaYoo’s fortune showed pregnancy signs and spreading bullshit…
└Obsolete guys die quickly
-HaYoo is hot even if you write her as two-faced HaYoo and Rilme please drop some crumbs quickly,,,
└22222
└33333
-Fck is it fun to write like this about someone else’s wife huh
└You take your meds too ㅗㅗㅗ
-Does anyone know the info for the fortune-telling cafe HaYoo went to??ㅜㅜ
└It’s already too late lol
└I tried calling too but they said it’s full
-Soft rice cake god angel baby HaYoo I love you

Thank goodness it didn’t turn into a big accident.
I guarded the accident scene until the ambulance arrived. The accident driver who was transferred to the hospital was fortunately said to have no danger to his life.
But for me,
I think there is some danger.
Not a little… a lot.
I asked the viewers for understanding and turned off the broadcast for a while. Because so many calls were coming in that my phone was about to catch fire.
I don’t know how they got my number, but when I answered, it was some press agency, and when I answered again, it was some broadcasting station.
Excited reporters who caught the bait asked me about the specific details of the accident and my thoughts.
Each time, I repeated like a recorder, “I just did what I had to do.”
And when I turned the broadcast back on,

-Where’s the fortune-telling cafe?
-HaYoo-nim please give the cafe info..
-Wow what is this for real??
-lololol first time seeing something like this
-Is she going to get pregnant?
-Is the whole world really in cahoots
-It’s mystical;;;
-Is this bastard filming The Truman Show or something? For real

The chat window making a fuss made me anxious too.
“I… I’m going to ban fortune-telling addicts. Stop talking about fortune-telling. I don’t believe in that stuff.”
I said that, but…
Honestly, I don’t know anymore.
I fanned myself trying to cool my heated head while facing the cold wind. But it showed no signs of cooling down.
I rubbed my face with my palm once and said,
“No, everyone. I threw my body to prevent a secondary accident, but you’re not worried about me? I’m really disappointed, seriously.”
It was a statement with the deep meaning of asking for donations.

‘DaddyBird’ donated 100,000 won!
-Angel of the road Great Ha Yoo

“Today, even if I collect money, I’m a Robin Hood-level righteous thief, agreed?”

-Agreed
-Today agreed
-Strongly agreed
-Really well done
-God God Yoo
-Today we allow money collection
-The communities are in chaos lololol

From what I hear, the real-time search terms on Twitter and DCInside are already about fortune-telling. Even the fortune-telling cafe I went to is already fully booked.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about this, really.
“My heart is pounding, but I’ll continue the broadcast.”
Jung Sehee and Choi Heeju seem tireless, their tension is heightened even though they witnessed a traffic accident.
Rather, their tension seems to have risen even more than before. It feels like they’ve evolved from high tension to ultra-high tension.
We stopped by an accessory market called ‘NewNew’. It was a large wholesale store that only deals with accessories from the 1st to 3rd floor.
As we entered the store, Jung Sehee and Choi Heeju got excited like fish in water.
“Yujin. Try this on!”
Suddenly, Jung Sehee put a scarf around my neck. Then, as if she had become a fashion designer, she rubbed her chin and smiled with satisfaction.
“As expected, Han Yujin is a warm tone.”
Then this time, Choi Heeju came in refuting.
“What are you saying. Our Yujin is a cool tone? Yujin-ah. Try this on.”
“…Okay.”
This time, Choi Heeju handed me a silver brooch displayed on a wooden table.
When I put the brooch on my chest, Choi Heeju clapped.
“See. She looks good with silver, so she’s obviously a cool tone.”
“She just looks good in both warm and cool. Her personal color digestibility is cheating.”
“Ah, I’m jealous of Han Yujin!”
“Ah, I’m so jealous of Han Yujin.”
And now they’re grabbing my collar and begging me to buy them something.
“Yujin-ah. Buy one accessory for a poor college student.”
“Me too, me too. Heeju needs a hair pin.”
These guys, really…
In the end, I, who lost in the nerve-wracking battle of wills, nodded.
“Okay… quickly choose and let’s go.”

‘CodeMan’ donated 1,000 won!
-Wow… Now I’m seeing Han Yujin losing in a battle of wills and becoming a wet puppy lol

…That’s right.
After buying them a few accessories, they wanted to take pictures, so we went to an instant photo studio this time.
When we entered the brightly decorated monochrome photo studio, there were only women everywhere. There were three displayed mirrors inside, all of which were being used.
“I need to use the hair iron.”
Jung Sehee took the hair iron provided in the photo studio and curled her bangs.
I stood awkwardly as if frozen. It feels like I’m in a place I shouldn’t be.
Suddenly, Choi Heeju came with a rabbit headband and put it on my head.
“Ah, damn, what to do. HanRabbit is too cute. Viewers, isn’t our Yoojin cute?!”

-Agreed
-I really want to fcking kiss her
-God’s move agreed
-Give us more!!!!
-Too much to say… (Writing in notepad instead)
-She’s really fcking pretty…
-Isn’t there a bunny girl outfit

Seeing the chat, Choi Heeju hit my shoulder and laughed covering her mouth.
“Pfft! Damn, that’s so funny! There’s no bunny girl outfit. Only brother-in-law can see Han Yujin as a bunny girl! So marry Han Yujin and see it privately…”
“Ah, shut up you crazy bitch!”
“Huu, Yujin is scary.”
Even when I swear, there’s no impact at all. No, rather, I felt dazed as if I had been hit by a counter punch.
Choi Heeju and Jung Sehee just laughed out loud as if my swearing sounded like praise to them.
…These crazy bitches.
I’m clearly the one who swore, but why do I feel drained as if I was the one who was sworn at?
This is really driving me crazy.
Even after drinking from the water purifier twice, my throat was still parched.
I wanted to go home right away and lie down on the bed like a corpse.
My energy…
My energy…
It’s being sucked dry by these guys!
I sighed dryly and prayed to God.
God, Buddha, Allah.
I really fucking want to go home.