I became famous for writing ridiculous stories in ancient times

Chapter 121



‘The Fourth Calamity’ refers to game players.

They are a group of people who fast forward the task prompts, ignore the plot background, click on the dialogue when they see the NPC, take everything they can take away at the task location, and are not enthusiastic about each task for more than five minutes.

At the end of the game of "Village Fox Fairy", Fu Wenyu felt that Liao Xuelin and others perfectly fit the description of this word. The only difference is that they don’t like the things in the house, so they just look at them and don’t take them away.

This made Fu Wenyu laugh and cry.

In front, Liao Xuelin was still waving at them excitedly.

“I think the fox fairy must be here.”

“I’ll go in and take a look first!”

Rong Jie and Lan Yutian were not to be outdone, pointing in another direction and said: “Xuelin, how many times have you been wrong. I think it should be here, we haven’t looked in this direction yet.”

Liao Xuelin insisted, “No, I think it’s here.”

Then Hu Zhizhou said in another direction: “Come here, I received a task. He said that as long as we complete the task, he will tell us where the fox fairy lives.”

“Another task?”

The three teenagers rushed over excitedly.

Fu Wenyu, a player who worked part-time as a game planner, also quickly followed.

At the end of the game, the few people who completed all the tasks assigned by the villagers and successfully got the last clue went to find Fu Qingtong and handed him the task card and other clues.

Fu Qingtong took it solemnly, and then said: "Several warriors, you have successfully passed the test of courage and strength. As the village chief, I would like to ask you to help eliminate the fox demon that is doing evil in the village."

"Are you willing?"

Several people responded, "Yes, yes." "Tell me quickly, where is the fox demon?" "Take us there!"

Liao Xuelin laughed even more, "Hahaha, it's finally our turn to catch the fox demon. By the way, where are the weapons? I want Miss Chen's whip that will catch fire when it is swung out."

Fu Qingtong's eyes drifted, "As for weapons, it's getting late, warriors, please follow me."

As they walked, he brought the five people to a place surrounded by bamboo fences, and then pointed to the geese inside and said: "Several warriors, please look, the fox demon is attached to the goose with a red dot on its head, and please come forward to help catch it. You have time to count to twenty, and you have to come back if you can't catch it."

After seeing what was inside, Liao Xuelin was shocked.

"This, this is a goose!"

"Didn't you ask us to catch the fox demon?"

Fu Qingtong subconsciously glanced at Fu Wenyu, then laughed dryly: "The fox demon is attached to the goose, warriors, this is absolutely true."

"Catching this goose means catching the fox demon."

The three teenagers looked at each other.

Hu Zhizhou looked at Fu Wenyu, "Did you come up with this?"

Fu Wenyu nodded calmly.

This is indeed what he came up with, because in the story of "Village Fox Fairy", Zhao Le and others finally defeated the fox demon through a battle between humans and foxes to complete the task. So when Fu Wenyu designed this game, for the sake of experience, he added such a "human-goose battle" at the end.

After all, they are both humans and animals, and the fighting power of geese is unquestionable.

As for why they didn't find a real fox and put it here, of course it was because foxes were hard to find, and it would be a troublesome thing if the guests were bitten by foxes during the chase. There is no such problem with geese. These geese are domesticated, and their owners are here, so they can be controlled a little.

And if anyone can catch a goose, they can take it away and stew it.

Hu Zhizhou, who has an "idol burden", of course refused to catch a goose, and Fu Wenyu would not make trouble for no reason, so in the end, three teenagers went in to try.

But they were defeated quickly.

"Quack!"

"Ahhh, why is the goose chasing me!"

"Stop it, stop it!"

"It's biting me, help me--"

"Quack!"

"Quack! Quack!"

"Damn it!"

"We each have one, stop it!"

"I want to eat goose today!"

"Hahahahaha..."

After twenty counts, the three teenagers returned empty-handed.

Liao Xuelin covered his buttocks and said indignantly, "How can these geese run so fast?"

Rong Jie, who fell down, slapped his clothes and was also very unhappy, "... I heard that geese are like this. The group we met was probably specially selected. Not only can they run fast, they can also fly!"

And the one with a red dot on its head is very good at hiding, often hiding in the goose group and not coming out. So even if the three of them gathered together in the end, they couldn't catch it, but had to come out because of the time limit.

Lan Yutian pondered and said, "We should call them over."

The other two nodded slowly, "That makes sense."

As for Hu Zhizhou, who was standing outside the goose pen and laughing, and Fu Wenyu, who was trying hard to hold back his laughter, they were not considered. Because the two were good at playing games, but they were unwilling to catch geese. Especially Hu Zhizhou, the other party was still a person who often appeared in the mouths of the elders since childhood, so he was excluded first.

Thinking of this, Liao Xuelin turned around and did not complain about why the fox turned into a goose. Instead, he looked at the group of geese that were still "quacking" fiercely and said, "I'm going to stew it today!"

Stew it in a pot until the bones are soft and the meat is rotten.

Just when Liao Xuelin and others were working tirelessly to catch the goose and stew it, the last chapter of the story "Mountain Village Fox Fairy" also appeared in Liuzhou tabloids.

After Miss Chen killed the fox, all the old people in the village died. The middle-aged and young people also fell to the ground, rolling and screaming, and some even vomited blood.

Even the older children were unconscious.

This is because they worship the Fox Fairy every day and receive benefits from the Fox Fairy, forming a special bond with each other. The longer you worship, the more benefits you get. And through this relationship, it becomes easier for the Fox Fairy to lean over them.

Now that Fox Fairy is dead, these people will naturally suffer the backlash.

And because the Fox Fairy died and the spell of ecstasy disappeared, some of the villagers who still had their consciences gradually regained their consciousness. Then they looked at the dilapidated village and cried bitterly while hugging their only remaining children.

There was no 'Fox Fairy' in this mountain village before.

Then one day a fox ran down from the mountains and stole a family's chicken. The family originally yelled at it to kill it, but it had a dream at night. In his dream, a fox told him that although he would not make a fortune by worshiping him, he would be able to live a long and healthy life and be free from all diseases.

The man didn't believe it at first, but his parents were old and often sick. So with the idea of ​​giving it a try, I actually established a shrine for the fox and worshiped it every day.

As a result, his parents really had no pain.

Gradually, the entire village worshiped the fox, and every household raised chickens.

Then one day, the fox, which already had considerable power, was no longer satisfied with eating chicken, and ate a passing stranger. And after eating it, its magic power increased again, and it was able to possess people. The possessed person can extend his life to a certain extent after the fox leaves.

So everyone went crazy.

Wouldn't such a 'Fox Fairy' be worshiped by others?

So when the foxes got tired of eating rough-skinned and fleshy foreigners, some old people in the village simply sacrificed their children and grandchildren to the foxes in order to live longer. A successful family will follow suit, and those who are unwilling will be lost in their minds by the increasingly powerful fox, and cannot help themselves.

Since then, the fox has eaten several children every year. This is why there are many elderly people and adults in the village, but few children, because it has eaten many children in the past ten years.

After hearing the shocking story of the cause and effect, Zhao Le and others had complicated expressions.

At this time, they also felt that their 'mission' was completed, so they found an opportunity to leave the mountain village, returned to the woods where they originally appeared, and then slowly disappeared.

When Zhao Le opened his eyes again, he felt warm all over his body, and the wounds he had received when he was attacked by the 'Fox Fairy' were rapidly recovering.

At the same time, he also understood a lot.

For example, what Zhao Erqiang told him before was about dreams, tasks, new people, etc., as well as what the other party didn't tell him about rewards after completing tasks, etc.

This mission earned him three hundred points.

The points can allow him to exchange corresponding items at the immortal, such as the three amulets given to him by Miss Chen, each of which requires one hundred points. There is also a very useful gold sore medicine. A small bag only costs one point. Even gold and silver are very cheap. A dozen pills cost one point.

The latter made Zhao Le very excited, because although he had made some money working as a salesman with his father, he had only saved nearly twenty taels so far. As long as all the three hundred points are converted into gold and silver, he will have three thousand taels of silver and become the richest person in the village.

But after hesitating for a while, he still didn't do it. He just gritted his teeth and exchanged twenty points for a ginseng as thick as two fingers.

Because he was away from home all year round, his money was entrusted to his mother-in-law for safekeeping. He couldn't explain the sudden increase in money, and he would be worried about hiding it elsewhere. It was better to just sell the ginseng!

Moreover, the flaming whip that Miss Chen wielded when fighting the fox demon also left a very deep impression on him. He felt that he must be equipped with weapons, otherwise he would still be a bait in the next mission, and by then he might not meet someone as kind-hearted as Miss Chen.

Doing what he thought of, Zhao Le followed the method just taught by the 'Immortal', selecting from the weapon arsenal with unfamiliar movements, and finally chose a 'wrong gold long stick' for himself.

He prefers sticks to swords, whips, maces, etc. Because when he usually walks down the street with his father, the pole on his shoulder is both a tool and a weapon. Last year, they relied on two poles to drive away hungry wolves in the mountains.

So after seeing the 'long gold stick' with a price tag of two hundred points and being evaluated as 'tough and constantly sharpening', he bought it without hesitation.

Then he chose a piece of armor for himself to wear under his clothes, a set of outfits suitable for running and jumping, and a pair of boots that were said to be waterproof based on what he had observed about Zhao Erqiang and Miss Chen. In view of the shadow brought by the old landlord on him, Zhao Le used his remaining points to buy two large water bags, enough dry food, salt, dried meat, etc. for him to eat for ten days.

Finally, he touched the ginseng on his chest, took a deep breath, and returned to reality.


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