I became famous for writing ridiculous stories in ancient times

Chapter 106



The young and ignorant Ji Er Shao didn't know that people were treacherous, and was very happy to see his brother come in.

He stood up from the ground quickly, and then picked up the wild goose that was tied up and flapped its wings unwillingly like a chicken or a duck, and said to Ji Xiucai: "Brother, look at this wild goose."

"The storybook of "Imperial Examination and Cultivation of Immortality" said that the easiest way to conclude a spirit beast contract is to drip your own blood into the spirit beast's spirit platform, which is the forehead. And the fingertips go directly to the heart, so the blood from the fingertips is the most effective. I was just about to try it, but it hurts when I bite my fingertips."

"Brother, do you think I can use nosebleed?"

Because Ji Er Shao secretly drank the supplements of Master Ji a few days ago and had a lot of nosebleeds, he asked this question. He felt that nosebleeds would at most make him dizzy, but not painful.

Ji Xiucai: "..."

Because Jiangzhou and Liuzhou are not far apart and can be reached in one day, Liuzhou tabloids always spread to Jiangzhou quickly. As a leader among the young scholars in Jiangzhou, he had also read the story of "Imperial Examination and Immortality".

But signing a contract with a wild goose with nosebleed?

Unheard of!

So Ji Xiucai took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice: "Since you want to try, why don't you choose the chickens and ducks in the kitchen, but the wild geese I used as betrothal gifts?"

He emphasized the word "betrothal gifts".

But Ji Ershao didn't hear it, but said confidently: "Chickens and ducks can't fly, but wild geese can fly. Big brother, if the experiment is successful, I will ride it to the sky, of course, wild geese are the best."

"I deliberately picked the best-looking one."

After saying that, Ji Ershao also grabbed one of the wings with one hand and showed his carefully selected wild goose to his brother, "Look, it's so energetic, I liked it at first sight!"

Ji Xiucai frowned and was so angry that he didn't speak for a long time.

At this time, Master Ji and others had come over. Master Ji was furious after hearing what his youngest son said. He picked up a feather duster and rushed towards his youngest son.

"Outrageous!"

"How dare you use your eldest brother's betrothal gift."

"I'll break your legs!"

As soon as Ji Ershao loosened his grip, the wild goose fell to the ground, and the whole person began to run around the house, "Ouch, it hurts, dad, don't hit it, don't hit it."

"I know I was wrong, I know I was wrong, dad..."

Ji Xiucai snorted coldly, bent down to pick up the spiritless wild goose and handed it to the steward, telling him to take good care of it, and then slowly rolled up his sleeves, ready to teach this ignorant boy in front of him a lesson.

As for Ji's mother who came later, her face was also livid.

"It's outrageous."

"You even dared to touch your eldest brother's betrothal gift!"

Similar scenes can be seen in other places.

When Liu Changmiao saw Chen Liu using the sword-controlling technique in the storybook, his eyes suddenly lit up.

He called his servant.

"Quick, where are my swords?"

"Take out my 'Yunxiao Sword', 'Benlei Sword', and 'Chongyun Sword'. I also want to learn the sword-controlling technique, and I also want to fly with a sword. Mr. Fu said in the storybook that sword cultivators are the most powerful!"

The servant, who had also read "Imperial Examination Cultivation", nodded quickly and took down the 'Chongyun Sword' that came with the storybook "Rebirth of the Treasure Map" from the eight-treasure shelf, as well as the 'Yunxiao Sword' and 'Chongyun Sword' that he had purchased separately.

"Master, which one do you want?"

Liu Changmiao pondered for a moment, "I'll try them all."

As he said that, he asked the servant to hold the sword in front of him, and then he put three fingers together, leaving only the index finger and middle finger erect, and then recited the formula: "Man and sword are one, the two qi are of the same origin, and the sword is controlled by qi..."

"Quick! ”

“Hey, why is it useless, Ji!”

“Ji——”

You Dongli was not interested in spirit beasts.

Instead, he was curious about the scenery described in the storybook, and sighed: “The clouds passed through my hands, and the stars were in front of my eyes. What a magnificent scene this is, it’s almost the same as the feeling I had when I climbed Mount Tai last year.”

Thinking of this, he suddenly wanted to go out again.

Tang Family

Because Tang Yuanwai was the behind-the-scenes owner of Kaiyuan Bookstore, he got the new chapter of the storybook "Imperial Examination to Cultivate Immortality" earlier than others.

Then the father and son started reading together.

As he watched, Tang Yishan suddenly asked curiously: "Dad, is the imperial examination really so good? Why do they all want to take the imperial examination? It’s not enough to take the examination for a scholar, but they also have to take the examination for a juren and a jinshi?"

Looking at his son who took the initiative to express his thoughts, Tang Yuanwai felt soft in his heart. He explained in detail: "The imperial examination in the storybook can prolong people’s life and even become immortals, so they don’t want to take the imperial examination, but become immortals. "

"As for why scholars in our Liuzhou City, and even the world, would participate in the imperial examination, it is because they hope to become an official. Being an official is not only a matter of honoring the family, but also can do things for the people. Don't you like the 'Mr. Bao' in the storybook? He was able to become a local parent by passing the imperial examination."

Tang Yishan was thoughtful.

Fu Wenyu didn't know that his storybook had caused a young boy to suffer a mixed three-beat, nor did he know that Liu Changmiao was going to ask him if there were really sword cultivators in the world, and he didn't know that the seeds of the imperial examination had been planted in Tang Yishan's heart.

While readers were still immersed in the magic and colorful world of cultivation, he, his mother and his sister had already left home and came to the small Ganzhuang given by Zhenbei Hou.

The reason for the family's 'running away from home' was the matchmaker's visit.

After Fu Wenyu passed the examination and came back, Zhou had discussed marriage with him. But he felt that he was only 19 years old this year, and he was not mentally prepared to live with someone, so he found an excuse to refuse.

But unexpectedly, the news spread, and more and more matchmakers came to the door.

It was like one day all the matchmakers in Liuzhou suddenly discovered that Mr. Fu, the new scholar, who earned a huge fortune by writing storybooks, was not married. Moreover, his family was simple and there were no bad habits, not to mention that he had passed the imperial examination, which made him a good candidate for a son-in-law.

So they came one after another.

The matchmakers talked about the daughters of gentry, the daughters of merchants, and the daughters of small officials. It seemed that in their mouths, as long as Fu Wenyu was willing, all the girls in Liuzhou could marry him.

Such a scene scared Fu Wenyu.

Seeing this situation, Zhou was a little happy at first, and even seriously considered the candidate for her daughter-in-law. But as more and more matchmakers came to her house, she began to worry.

Because it was not right to agree, and it was not right to refuse.

And if all the matchmakers who came to her house refused, then it would not be long before Liuzhou would spread rumors like "Fu Wenyu doesn't like girls in Liuzhou" and "he has high standards and wants to marry a fairy".

The young master of the Liu family was a lesson learned from the past.

When Liu Changmiao's first fiancée died, the Liu family did not take it seriously and arranged another marriage for him not long after. But unexpectedly, the other party died of illness not long after the marriage was arranged.

Then the third and fourth.

When the Liu family wanted to stop the spread of rumors, it was too late.

So even if the four women either died of acute illness, died in an accident, or were physically weak, the final result was that the "young master of the Liu family" was unlucky in marriage.

With this lesson learned from the past, the family discussed and decided to avoid it. As for other things at home, the silk shop is taken care of by the female shopkeeper, and the young girls in the clan can handle things on their own after so much experience, so there is no need to worry too much.

At this time, in Xiaoganzhuang, Zhao Zhuangtou was directing the servants to sweep with a serious expression.

He was a black-faced man in his fifties, not tall, very thin, and with a little dry and yellow hair. Thinking that the master's family would arrive soon, he was a little nervous.

"Sweep this side again, and there."

"One person will go to the roof."

After everything was cleaned, Zhao Zhuangtou nodded with satisfaction.

Then he looked around and said seriously: "Listen to me, everyone. Last year, the eldest young master showed his compassion and gave each family an extra 30 kilograms of food, so that everyone could have a full year without going hungry."

"Now the eldest young master said that he would bring his wife and daughter to live for a while, so we can't let them down during these days. You two should wait for the eldest young master to send you at any time. You two should listen to the daughter, and you should listen to the wife's instructions."

"Whoever serves well may be taken back to the master's house."

"Serving in the master's house will not only get monthly wages, but also clothes for all four seasons. It is a place of happiness."

After the lecture, Zhao Zhuangtou looked at the sky, and then hurriedly took people to the door to greet them. So when the carriage hired by Fu Wenyu stopped, he saw a large group of people.

There were about 20 to 30 of them, some were young, some were middle-aged, and there were both men and women. When these people saw the carriage stopped, they all looked over with burning eyes, and some of them knelt on the ground.

Fu Wenyu jumped down from the carriage in surprise.

"What happened?"

Zhao Zhuangtou stepped forward quickly and said honestly and a little nervously: "Little one, little one asked them all to come to greet us. When the housekeeper came here before, they always greeted us like this."

Fu Wenyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to Zhao Zhuangtou: "No need to be so grand, let them go back." Their family came here to relax and relax, not to show off as landlords.

Zhao Zhuangtou didn't dare to disobey, and hurriedly asked some people to go back.

Fu Wenyu then helped his mother and sister down, and the family went into the house to rest.


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