Chapter 24 The Master drank too much
"Hey, Brother Lin, don't laugh at me. My biggest problem is that I'm a bit of a drunkard."
"It's strange. I usually drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, so even a few jars of wine still makes me feel satisfied."
"I didn't expect the old wine in this wild shop to be so strong. I only drank more than ten kilograms and I felt dizzy."
Lu Zhishen yawned and poured himself another big bowl: "Come on, today is a good day, let's drink three or five more jars."
"..."
Huang Rong was dumbfounded and frowned.
Although the knockout drug in this black shop is not too strong...
But it is still a knockout drug after all.
Basic respect should still be there!
But the monk in front of him actually drank more than ten kilograms in one breath and was going to refill the cup...
What's more outrageous is that this monk has not practiced any internal skills and relies entirely on his body to resist.
What kind of monster is this!
"Master really has a good alcohol tolerance."
Lin Xuan put down the wine bowl, winked at Huang Rong, and deliberately smacked his lips: "Sun Erniang, this wine is too light. If you have good wine, give us some more."
With his eyesight, he could see that Lu Zhishen was close to his limit.
Not to mention three or five jars, even three or five bottles would probably not be enough.
However, Lin Xuan was too lazy to expose him if he wanted to brag.
Even if he was embarrassed, it would not be his face.
"Too light?"
Sun Erniang's eyes lit up, and she laughed: "There are indeed some very fragrant and delicious wines in the store, but they are a bit muddy."
Originally, Sun Erniang was sure that Lu Zhishen would fall immediately.
But after hearing Lu Zhishen's boast...
Sun Erniang was a little unsure again.
She couldn't help but regret secretly, thinking that she was too conservative just now.
When she heard Lin Xuan still wanted her to serve wine, she immediately had a plan in her mind.
"It doesn't matter. The quality of the wine doesn't matter whether it's clear or turbid. Just boil a few bowls and send them over."
"Okay!"
Sun Erniang was overjoyed and hurried inside.
"The boss lady has gone to get the wine. Let's wait for a while."
Lin Xuan smiled, took out the water bag from his bag, and poured a bowl of tea: "Master, drink this bowl of tea to moisten your throat first, and then it's not too late to drink the wine."
"What kind of drinking method is this? It's not refreshing."
Lu Zhishen wanted to refuse, but he felt that his throat was very dry and uncomfortable.
After hesitating for a while, Lu Zhishen still picked up the tea bowl and drank it in one gulp.
This is normal. After taking so many knockout drugs, it would be strange if his throat was not dry.
"Hmm?"
After drinking the tea, Lu Zhishen shook his head, and his confused eyes gradually became sharp.
"The good wine is here."
Just then, Sun Erniang happily brought out three bowls of muddy wine with ingredients and placed them in front of the three people.
This wine, at first smell, is indeed very fragrant.
At first glance, it was also quite turbid.
You couldn't see the bottom at all...
"This wine looks quite strong."
Lu Zhishen looked at the wine bowl, his nose flared a few times: "Brother, don't drink it yet, this wine seems to be a little bit wrong."
"Master, have you also found that there is something wrong with this wine?"
Lin Xuan smiled and reminded.
The tea was specially prepared by Huang Rong, and it has the effect of refreshing the mind.
The effect is probably similar to someone who has never touched coffee, drinking a full cup of concentrated American coffee.
Originally, Lin Xuan planned to use this tea to suppress the knockout drug, and then pretend to be knocked out, and ambush Sun Erniang.
However, it seems that the situation here is not bad, and there are no unexpected masters sitting in charge.
Lin Xuan was too lazy to intrigue with Sun Erniang.
The tea was simply given to Lu Zhishen to moisten his throat.
Although it is impossible to offset more than ten kilograms of knockout wine, it is enough to cheer up Lu Zhishen temporarily.
"Of course! Ah? You...what did you say?"
"Damn it! There is something wrong with this wine!"
Lu Zhishen was startled, staring at the wine bowl, his face extremely ugly.
"The knockout drug is something that no one can detect. It is indeed difficult to detect if you add a little bit to the wine."
"But the shop owner was afraid that the master was really an expert, so he put a little more at once, and the taste was a little wrong."
Lin Xuan smiled and said, "The master has also traveled all over the country, so he can naturally see the problem."
"Fuck!"
Lu Zhishen picked up the wine bowl and smelled it carefully, and his face was immediately full of anger.
He stood up suddenly and threw the wine bowl at Sun Erniang: "Bitch! How dare you drug me!"
"What a pity, this pretty boy is so talkative and ruined my good deeds! And he wasted my good wine."
Sun Erniang shook her body, avoided the wine bowl, and sneered: "Boss, the matter has not been accomplished, let's do it together."
"Haha! I have been sharpening the knife in the back for a long time! I just want to do it."
The laughter sounded, and the curtain of the back kitchen was lifted.
A man in his thirties, with a pointed face and a slight beard, holding a sharp knife for wrist cutting, rushed out.
This is Sun Erniang's husband, Zhang Qing, the gardener.
When he was a robber in Dashupo in the past, he was knocked down by Sun Erniang's father.
Sun's father thought he was ruthless and a talent, so he took him in as his closed disciple and son-in-law.
He planned to let him help inherit the family business and run the Shizipo Wine Shop well.
To do this business, martial arts is still necessary.
As mentioned before, knockout drugs are not foolproof.
Although, they often knock out some foolish people.
However, when encountering smarter merchants...
it is also common to be discovered.
At this time, it is necessary to use real weapons.
More than ten years have passed, and Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing have finally learned their skills and become third-rate masters.
Only then did Father Sun feel relieved and passed away.
It is very easy for third-rate masters to abuse food. Sun Erniang and his wife easily won several times and killed all the guests.
It's just a little troublesome to clean up the blood stains afterwards.
"Jie Jie Jie!"
"Fresh human flesh!"
Behind Zhang Qing, there were two waiters holding bone-chopping knives with murderous eyes and murderous looks.
There are only two waiters in this wine shop.
When there is a shortage of manpower during the peak season, Sun Erniang also wants to recruit a few more people to make the business bigger and stronger together.
But I really can't find the right one.
After all, being a human meat dumpling is more of a test of psychological endurance than an ordinary robbery.
Most people are not mentally strong enough to survive the probation period.
The waiters who were eliminated had no choice but to make steamed buns.
"Hey! How dare you open a black shop in broad daylight, with the world clear and clear!"
When Lu Zhishen saw that Zhang Qing and his party were well prepared, he became more and more angry and rushed towards Sun Erniang: "Bitch, take a punch from your father first!"
"How dare you speak out arrogant words when you are about to die!"
Sun Erniang snorted coldly, pulled out the willow leaves from her waist and wiped Lu Zhishen's throat.
"Death!"
Lu Zhishen raised his casserole-like fist, like thunder, and hit Sun Erniang's head without fear.
"..."
Sun Erniang hesitated for a moment, then twisted her waist and stepped back.
Although, her knife could cut Lu Zhishen's throat.
But I received such a punch in the head...
The best result is to become a vegetative state!
Sun Erniang's business is booming now, and she has no intention of exchanging money with Lu Zhishen.
"Where's the bitch going!"
Lu Zhishen roared loudly, pressing forward step by step, punching out hard, tearing the air, and beating Sun Erniang back.
"..."
Zhang Qing and the two waiters looked at each other, stunned.
They knew how much medicinal wine Lu Zhishen drank.
If it were anyone else...
Well, even if it were a bear, it would probably be overturned.
But now this fat monk is actually beating him hard.
Is this still a person?
If Zhang Qing hadn't prepared the Mongolian sweat medicine, Zhang Qing would have suspected that he had bought a fake medicine.
"This master is so energetic... should we take action too?"
Huang Rong looked at Lu Zhishen jumping up and down, speechless.
"If you go up now, aren't you afraid of being accidentally injured by him?"
"Honestly, I'm a little scared..."
"Let's wait until he lies down."
Lin Xuan was silent for a moment: "Anyway, your tea won't hold you down for long, and you will have an attack soon."
"This is the only way..."
Huang Rong nodded obediently and silently took out the Emei thorn.
Originally, she didn't think much of this plane.
I feel that Wu Song only has supernatural power, but his internal strength is mediocre and he is not considered a master.
But now, Lu Zhishen made her understand that divine power is also a very scary thing.
Almost beyond her understanding of the limits of the human body.