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In a clearing surrounded by trees, Naruto's shadow clones were working in pairs. One clone maintained the Rasengan, while the other added wind chakra nature transformation to it. 

Meanwhile, the real Naruto stood idly by Minato's side, doing nothing. 

"Why am I the only one with nothing to do?!" Naruto complained. 

"Naruto, I've told you before, this experiment is extremely dangerous. Don't try it yourself yet," Minato said, shaking his head. 

"Hmph! This is nothing for me!" Naruto stood with his hands on his hips. "Watch, Dad! Even my shadow clones will succeed soon enough!" 

"If I recall, you've failed countless times already," Minato remarked, tapping Naruto on the forehead. 

"This time, I'll definitely succeed!" Naruto declared confidently. 

But just as he said this, the Rasengans in his shadow clones' hands suddenly exploded. 

Boom! 

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! 

A series of violent gusts erupted. All of the clones disappeared instantly, leaving craters scattered across the ground. 

"Why does this keep happening…" 

As the experience of countless shadow clones returned to him, Naruto wobbled, dizzy, and collapsed to the ground. 

"See, I told you," Minato sighed, reaching out to catch him. 

"Take a break for now." 

"Damn it!" Naruto muttered, frustrated. "I was so close to succeeding! If this keeps up, Sasuke will leave me in the dust again!" 

He shook his head and forced himself to stand back up. 

"No! I can't give up yet. I can still keep going…" 

His trembling hands formed seals. 

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" 

Poof! 

White smoke cleared, revealing two limp shadow clones collapsing onto the ground in front of him. 

"What the—?! No way! One more time!" 

Naruto raised his hands again. 

"That's enough!" Minato firmly grabbed Naruto's wrists. "You need to rest before continuing, Naruto!" 

"Yo!" 

A voice suddenly called out, and Jiraiya appeared. 

"Pervy Sage?!" Naruto exclaimed, turning his head in surprise. 

"Jiraiya-sensei!" Minato smiled warmly, turning to face him. "You're back." 

"What's this?" 

Jiraiya appeared in front of them in a flash, crouching down and poking at the two limp shadow clones on the ground with his finger. 

"Naruto!" Jiraiya looked up, smirking. "Is this your new jutsu?" 

"Damn it!" Naruto scrambled to his feet, his face flushed as he protested. "This… this is just a little mishap! I'll master an amazing jutsu in no time!" 

"Is that so?" 

Jiraiya gave him a skeptical look, then poked at the shadow clones again. 

Poof! Poof! 

"Yikes…" Jiraiya clicked his tongue. "Didn't think I'd live to see such weak shadow clones." 

"You stupid pervy sage! How dare you look down on me!" Naruto's anger flared. "I'll show you what I can do!" 

Red chakra flared around him, and Naruto raised his hands once more. 

"Hey…" Jiraiya's eyes widened. "Isn't this overkill?!" 

"Ha!" 

Naruto shouted, quickly forming hand seals twice. 

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" 

"Harem Jutsu!" 

"Ahhh~ Jiraiya-sama~!" 

"Muah~!" 

Countless blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauties with twin tails and no clothing appeared out of nowhere, surrounding Jiraiya. They batted their eyelashes, blew kisses, and posed seductively. 

"This… th-th-this…" 

Jiraiya's eyes bulged, his nostrils flared, and twin streams of blood gushed out as he fell flat on his back. 

Even as he lay on the ground, he weakly raised his thumb in approval. 

"Well done!" 

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! 

As the white smoke dissipated, Naruto reappeared. 

"Hahaha!" Naruto stood triumphantly with his hands on his hips, laughing. "How's that? A mere pervy sage has no choice but to admit defeat before me, Naruto the Great! Hahaha!" 

"Naruto…" 

Suddenly, a voice from behind sent chills down his spine. His laughter stopped abruptly, and his body stiffened. 

Oh no! I forgot Dad was still here! 

Creak… creak… 

Naruto's neck made a mechanical sound as he slowly turned his head. 

"Naruto…" 

Minato still wore his usual gentle smile, but black energy swirled ominously around him. 

"What exactly were you doing just now…" Minato placed a hand on Naruto's head and asked in a soft tone, "Tell me, Naruto…" 

"D-d-dad…" 

Naruto stammered, his body trembling and his teeth chattering. 

"I-I-I…" 

"Tell me…" 

Minato tightened his grip. 

"Ow, ow, ow, ow!" 

Naruto desperately tried to pull his head free from Minato's grasp. 

"Naruto, who taught you that jutsu?" Minato asked, his tone calm but unyielding. His sharp eyes locked onto Jiraiya, who was lying on the ground. 

"Was it you, Jiraiya-sensei?" 

"It wasn't me! I swear! Don't accuse me!" 

Jiraiya suddenly bolted upright, frantically scooting backward. 

"What do you say, Naruto?" 

Minato continued to smile as he shook Naruto's head slightly. 

"I-I-I-it was self-taught!" Naruto wailed tearfully, blurting out, "I practiced it myself with magazines!" 

"And why didn't I know you had this jutsu?" Minato shook his head again. 

"Because it's my secret weapon against perverts!" Naruto blurted out with a sheepish grin. "Like the pervy sage, the Third Hokage, Iruka-sensei, and Kakashi-sensei…" 

Minato tightened his grip. "Oh, I see. So you've performed this jutsu in front of so many people…" 

Naruto panicked and quickly added, "O-of course, Dad, you're completely different from them! For someone as handsome and invincible as you, this jutsu wouldn't work at all!" 

"Is that so?" Minato's grip loosened slightly. 

"Absolutely!" 

Naruto immediately saw a way out and doubled down on the flattery. 

"Dad, you're the best, the most handsome, the strongest man I've ever seen! Even though your teacher is that pervy sage, you're nothing like him! No wonder Mom fell for you! She had amazing taste!" 

"It's not as great as you're saying," Minato said modestly, finally letting go and gently ruffling Naruto's messy hair. "I just fell for your mom the moment I saw her." 

"Dad, you're being too modest!" Naruto sighed in relief and nodded furiously. "I totally trust Mom's taste!" 

"If you weren't so amazing, why would Mom marry you?" 

He naturally turned to glare at Jiraiya disdainfully. 

"Especially considering your teacher was the pervy sage!" 

Pfft! 

Jiraiya spat out a mouthful of blood and silently turned away. 

"Don't talk like that. Jiraiya-sensei is a great teacher," Minato chided gently, patting Naruto's head. "And remember, humility is important. Don't praise me just because I'm your father." 

"Yes, yes, yes!" Naruto nodded like an obedient child. "I understand, Dad." 

But you're secretly so happy, aren't you? Tch! 

"Jiraiya-sensei?" 

Minato looked at Jiraiya, who was sitting on the ground, hugging his knees. 

"Sorry, I misunderstood you earlier." 

"Hahaha…" Jiraiya laughed awkwardly, standing up and brushing himself off. "It's fine. I don't mind at all!" 

Damn it! 

Jiraiya turned his back to the father and son, clutching his chest dramatically. 

Falling leaves drifted, sprinkling across my face. My rebellious disciple broke my heart.