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"Yo! Yo!"

On stage, Killer Bee also noticed Kisame's sudden appearance. 

"Yo! Yo!" 

Gesturing dramatically, Bee strolled to the side of the stage, his rap continuing: 

"Yo! Yo! The freak from Akatsuki is here, 

Trying to bring some fear, 

But Killer Bee ain't got time to shed a tear! 

Yo, fools and idiots, y'all better flee, 

Before this big bad fish man comes after me!" 

Kisame, usually composed and confident, found himself momentarily stunned by the absurd scene. His mouth twitched, releasing a strange laugh that he couldn't suppress. 

"Fish demon!" 

The "audience," finally noticing Kisame, erupted in panic. 

"Mama!" a young boy screamed, bursting into tears. "There's a fish demon!" 

"Yo! Yo! Fish demon, fish demon, why are you here?" 

Bee's rap continued unabated. 

"Fools and idiots, don't despair! 

Killer Bee is on the scene, 

Fish demon, you're trapped! I'm so keen!" 

The crowd of "spectators" panicked and scattered. Parents dragged children by the hand; people scrambled in all directions. 

"Run!" 

"Hurry!" 

"Get out of here!" 

Meanwhile, Kisame paid no mind to the fleeing civilians. Calmly, he reached for the massive sword strapped to his back, Samehada, and fixed a bloodthirsty glare on the still-dancing Killer Bee. 

"You..." Kisame's grin stretched wide, revealing his shark-like teeth. "You really don't know when to quit, do you?" 

With a vicious laugh, he leapt into the air, swinging Samehada down in a crushing blow. The bandages unraveled from the sword, revealing its jagged, shark-like scales as it let out a high-pitched screech. 

Killer Bee responded with remarkable agility, flipping backward in a series of fluid somersaults. Kisame's attack smashed the simple wooden stage to pieces, sending splinters flying in all directions. 

The music cut off abruptly as the speakers toppled to the ground. 

"Yo! Yo! The fish demon struck, 

Killer Bee dodged with skill and luck! 

You may smash my stage, 

But you can't quench my lyrical rage! 

I'm the rap king, and I'll make that clear—" 

Kisame stood amid the ruins of the stage, watching the bizarre display. 

"Enough!" Kisame growled, gripping Samehada. "A fool like you isn't worth my time." 

With a shake of his head, he looked up at the sky. 

"Obito, I want to go home!" 

"Don't joke around." 

A spiraling vortex of space opened, and Obito, disguised as "Madara," appeared, landing nearby. 

"You're Kisame. Get serious." 

"Yo! Yo! Fish demon, fish demon, and his buddy, 

Mask-wearing man, making Killer Bee jumpy!" 

Killer Bee's exaggerated gestures intensified, his words more nonsensical than ever. 

Kisame glanced at Obito's masked face and sighed heavily. 

"…You hear that?" Kisame asked. 

"Ignore him," Obito muttered, voice low and cold. 

Kisame groaned, gripping Samehada tighter. "This might be the biggest challenge of my career as a ninja." 

Kisame charged again, Samehada raised high. Killer Bee let out an excited cry, tossing the seven swords strapped to his back into the air. Spinning on one foot, he caught the blades with various parts of his body—hands, elbows, knees, and even his mouth. He transformed into a human porcupine of steel, spinning rapidly and clashing with Kisame. 

Kisame laughed darkly as he parried each strike, blocking the onslaught of blades with Samehada's unrelenting defense. 

"Seven Sword Style, huh? You're just as flashy as ever," Kisame taunted, his grin growing sharper. 

Killer Bee, undeterred, lunged again, his spinning form producing a cacophony of metallic clanging as blades collided with Samehada. 

When neither could gain the upper hand, Killer Bee leapt back, his body suddenly shrouded in a crimson Tailed Beast Cloak. Translucent tentacles resembling octopus arms sprouted from his back, writhing and pulsating with power. 

"So, you're finally getting serious," Kisame said, his expression turning predatory. 

Planting Samehada into the ground, Kisame pressed his palms together. 

"Water Style: Great Exploding Water Colliding Wave!" 

He exhaled a torrent of water from his mouth, quickly transforming the surrounding area into an expansive ocean. Killer Bee retaliated by throwing his swords into the air once again. The tentacles of his Tailed Beast Cloak expanded and solidified, catching the blades mid-air. 

As the tentacles grew, they transformed into massive limbs, anchoring Bee's form as he withstood the waves. The ocean stretched endlessly, connecting with distant seas. 

"Yo! Yo! Fool, ya fool, think I'm scared of water? 

Killer Bee don't care, I'm the slaughter starter!" 

Killer Bee, his lower half now fully transformed into the massive Eight-Tails, launched himself through the water, his monstrous form dwarfing the battlefield. 

Escalating Chaos 

Kisame responded with a chilling calm, pulling Samehada from the ground. 

"Never seen an octopus afraid of water," he remarked dryly. 

Suddenly, Bee's massive tentacles whipped forward, each wrapped around a blade, attacking from every direction. Kisame's body dissolved into water, dodging the strike. 

"Water Clone?" the Eight-Tails muttered. 

From afar, Kisame reappeared, his hands forming seals. 

"Water Style: Thousand Feeding Sharks!" 

A tidal wave surged forward, filled with countless sharks made of water. They swarmed toward the Eight-Tails, jaws snapping ferociously. 

Reacting quickly, Bee submerged his tentacles, releasing a cloud of black ink that darkened the water. The sharks, blinded, collided with each other, dissipating into white mist. 

Emerging from the darkened waters, the Eight-Tails began to charge a Tailed Beast Bomb. A dense orb of chakra formed in its mouth before firing with a deafening roar. 

The explosion tore through the ocean, blindingly bright. As the waters raged and the battlefield churned, Bee's voice rang out once more: 

"Yo! Yo! I'm Killer Bee, where's the fish guy now? 

My buddy Gyūki, we'll blow you away, pow pow!" 

The Eight-Tails turned its focus to Obito, leaping toward the masked figure standing motionlessly on a distant rock. 

Its massive body passed through him without resistance. 

"Huh?" Bee exclaimed in surprise. "No impact?" 

"Careful, Bee!" the Eight-Tails warned in his mind. "That man's eye... it's dangerous!" 

Bee's vision darkened as a massive scarlet eye with black tomoe filled his field of view. 

"That's… the Mangekyō Sharingan!" Gyūki cried out in alarm.