I Am the Darkness Who Hide Secretly

"I bleed darker than shadows…

But sometimes, I just want ramen."

– Jake Lagon

The battlefield was gone.

The sky was clear.

Jake Lagon stood on the edge of a ruined city, his form returning to normal — the glow of Hain Yar fading from his body like dusk fading into calm night.

His wound?

Gone.

Healed faster than photons.

He stretched his arms and cracked his neck.

> "Alright. Battle's over. Now where's my food?"

He floated back down to the city — or what remained of it — before teleporting to his destination:

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🏛️ Jake's Mansion (or Palace?)

Size: Bigger than 10 Tokyo Domes

Style: A modern hyper-tech palace fused with quantum luxury

Located in: Realistic Future Tokyo — a secret timeline only he can access

Powered by: Unlimited Energy from his own Dark Quantum Core AI

> "Welcome back, Lord Lagon,"

spoke a voice — female, calm, flawless.

Quantum AI Maid No. 0001: Elira

— a beautiful, realistic humanoid with rainbow-pixel eyes and awareness beyond time.

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His Lifestyle:

Unlimited black cards (but he forgot one today)

10,000 elite armored guards trained to fight gods

Owns multiple world banks (and their backup reality vaults)

Infinite luxury food printers + robot chefs

Smart maid system with emotional learning and dimensional cleaning

Technology stronger than the concept of "modern"

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Scene:

Jake walked into the living room.

> "Elira, remind me to delete hunger someday."

> "Of course, my lord."

He sat down on a floating sofa made of compressed memory particles.

A robot butler rolled in.

> "Your ramen, sir—wait... You didn't pay."

Jake blinked.

Checked his pocket.

Forgot the card.

> "Oh.

Well then... buy the store. And give everyone free food. Add 1 trillion bonus funds. Also delete the receipt."

> "Understood."