I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

So an Alien kinda arrived on my stage.

I thought no one was left to disturb me but someone came from far away to do that.

The Alien had black skin all over, with big red eyes like a fly. It also had two antennas sticking out of his head. He wasn't wearing anything like a shirt or pants, but he did have white sneakers on his feet. Where did he get that sneaker from?

The Alien also had a pair of wings on his back and black teeth which he was showing full wide. All in all, he was hideous. He so ugly even a blind man would flinch seeing him. One more, he so ugly that when he was born, his mother said to his father, 'Damn, I should have just given you head.'

But anyway, I should do something about this, right?

"An alien!" 

"Run!"

My audience panicked. They left their seats.

"My son! Go away! Run!" My mother cried.

"Hahaha. Yes. Yes. Run! I am an Alien!" The Alien also shouted his identity again.

I remained standing on the stage and he was at my left hand side.

My audience were running here and there and my family was telling me to run as well.

But to hell with that, I got this chance and I won't let my audience run away.

"Everyone! Please sit down!" I said.

The audience stopped for a second.

The Alien also looked at me but I only focused on the audience.

"Everyone, this is an act. He is not an Alien. I called this guy here to help me show you comedy. It's all safe." I lied.

"Are you sure?" My mother asked.

"Yes. I am telling the truth. Everything is safe. Sit down and enjoy. You will all get a laugh."

"If you say so."

Everyone agreed. They sat back down on their chairs. No one even asked me how I called someone like that when I never even left my village for once. It's good all of them are so gullible.

Now the only problem is..

"What the hell are you talking about? I am a real Alien!" The Alien shouted.

He was a real Alien and it was my first time seeing one. I can kill him easily but I don't want to spoil the mood by death. They won't laugh after seeing death. They are not those bikers from Earth.

And also, I don't want to kill him as I could use him to get some laughs.

But for my safety, I have to do something first.

'Turn On the settings of my stats.'

[ Okay. They are turned On. ]

Now I was safe. I can finally start my show. The audience was also eager to witness it.

Here it goes..

"What is your name?" I asked the Alien.

The Alien tilted his head at me but still answered :

"I am Rokagragathanologicafreyalter."

"Are you sure it's a name? It sounds like a spell to summon Satan or something." I laughed.

I glanced at the audience and instead of smiles, they had a frown.

Do they not know of Satan? I should have known better.

"What's Satan?" The Alien himself doesn't know that.

Not good. I have to ask something else.

"Why have you come here?"

The Alien spread his thin arms. "I have come here to kill everyone! Hahaha!"

Stop with the Hahaha. I think when the villains forget their dialogues they start laughing.

"You came here to kill everyone? How? By distributing your pictures?"

"Pfft.."

I heard some chuckles. It's working. My ears had longed to hear the noise. Keep talking, Alien. Say something.

"Are you making fun of me?" The Alien fumed, his antennas trembled.

"Took you long enough."

More people chuckled and I was getting some confidence. I can do this. I want to hear them crackle.

"You are too small to do anything to me!"

"That's what she said."

The Alien grabbed his antennas. He was losing patience. People were laughing. They were not afraid of him and I was making fun of him. He was bound to be furious.

"I will kill you!"

As I suspected, he was furious and in his rage, he dashed at me.

His hands turned to scythes.

The people instantly became tense. The light mood was no more.

TUNG!

The Alien hit my neck with his scythes but nothing happened. My neck remained in one place. Anyone would have died but not me. And this attack gave me something to use.

"See that, everyone? It's just acting. I felt nothing. There is no harm to me here. So you can forget about your worries and laugh out loud."

Ever since this Alien appeared, everyone was tense even after I told them it was acting, they weren't completely free of worry. But now that they saw the Alien attacking me and me being unharmed they would finally believe me and have a blast.

"Haha. It's really acting."

"The man playing Alien surely knows how to act."

"Yeah. His anger seems real."

Yes. It's good that just like me they also haven't seen any Aliens in their lives.

Though, hearing them say all that made the Alien even more angry.

"I will kill you! How dare you make fun of me?" He kept attacking me. His white sneakers were looking good though. I want to ask how he got them. But that's for later. First, I have to give the people a good time.

"Why do you want to kill me?"

"Because I hate you."

"Hate me? But it wasn't me who made you ugly."

"I am not ugly. I was in the top five of the list of most handsome aliens in the whole Gangbang continent!"

They have a list like that? Whatever..

"Yeah sure. Top five from the bottom of the list. Or was it only you competing in that competition?"

The people laughed. I was finally doing what I wanted to do all along. This is bliss. Keep talking, Alien.

Though, the Alien started attacking me from all his being.

"Why aren't you dying? What are you made of?"

"I am made of something you don't have."

"What is that?" The Alien asked and with perfect timing, I replied :

"Good genes."

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Hilarious!"

"Stop it, Racis! I am dying!"

I received waves of laughter. My hearing has longed to hear the thundering chuckles. I will keep doing comedy forever.

On the other hand, the Alien finally stopped attacking me.

Did he give up?

"This will surely hurt you, Human." He said and raised his leg.

A kick?

His raised leg moved towards me in blinding speed and when I saw its path, I instinctively tried to protect myself.

The bastard was trying to hit my balls.

Living on earth as a normal human made me forget that now I have Steel Balls skill, so this kick won't hurt me. So since I didn't know that I would be fine I tried to protect myself by lightly pushing the Alien backwards.

But right now, my stats were On. So that light push turned out to be…

SWOOSH!

A launch in the sky.

The Alien flew out of the stage and became a star in the bright sky. I made him disappear.

I jerked my head at the audience and they were all confused.

I have to cook something about this action of mine. They shouldn't know that I have powers.

"Don't think anyth-"

[{ Ding! }]

Before I could say something to the audience, a notification sound rang.

Not in my system. But in the sky!

I have no idea what was going on.

[{ Racis T of the Titilis Continent, of the Nipplis city, of the Milkers village, killed an Awakened Alien! }]

[{ He is the Hero King of this World. I, Supreme Man, orders all the Heroes around the world to obey Racis from now on! }]

"What?!" The audience exclaimed. I was also among them. What is this?

[ Racis, I can't have you do comedy. Your powers are not for that. That's why I deliberately showed that notification so that everyone knows what you are capable of. ]

This time my system showed a notification and that heavy voice belonged to Supreme Man. So this is his doing.

Everyone of the villagers saw the words on the sky and then they looked at me.

"So it was a real Alien."

"And my son killed it?"

"He has powers?"

"God gave my grandson powers!"

"He is a Hero?"

"Not a Hero. The Hero King! I knew it. My son was special!"

Everyone began praising me. They all started cheering for me.

"Then he has to become a Hero!"

"Yes. He can't live in this village anymore."

"This place is too small for him!"

And that's why I didn't want them to know I have powers. They would send me away. They are obsessed with Heroes, all of them.

"Racis!"

"Racis!"

"Racis!"

"Racis!"

They began chanting my name out of nowhere. Calm down, people. I am not standing in the election.

All my family members shed tears and I was left with no words on the stage.

Then as if that wasn't enough…

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

Six more THUMPS!

Ten thumps happened on the stage and when the dust settled down, everyone saw ten handsome men.

Who are they? Models of Victor's secret? And don't come jumping on the stage. It will break!

The ten men were wearing golden armor and everyone including me recognized them.

"All the ten Heroes of our continent?!"

"They came here!"

They were the heroes of Titilis Continent, where I live. The villagers hadn't seen any Aliens but they surely knew about Heroes. How do they know about Heroes but not Aliens? Well, this is no time to find logic.

Everyone watched the Heroes and I did too. I also don't know why they are here.

All ten of them walked towards me and then, in unison, all of them kneeled in front of me. And one Hero was on his knees just in front of my penis. Surely, he won't start giving me a blow job.

Nonetheless, this Hero raised his head and with determined eyes, said :

"Cum."

…

Welp, everyone, grab your umbrella, this could get messy.