I Am Not The Protagonist!!

Lo and behold, the mighty Moon Warrior... wait? why chose the moon?.

"Is in my name!!... My name can definitely translate to Moon Moon."

Selena Luna... ah, I guess you're right. Anyway, where was I?...

Hearing Selena's epithets and the dramatic introduction. The military captain was dumbfounded and lost for word. What's up with that dramatic introduction? is this bitch are sane and right in the head?.

"You fucker, that effect was added by you!!... and I bet you just took the opportunity to call me bitch and blame the captain for that."

Miss... what are you talking about? (roll eye to the side).

"Fuck, how the fuck I hear roll eye to the side when you said that."

O'Holy author... miss protagonist is really broken character. She can hear the entire Scenario. Author-sama... I advise you to delete this story and made a new one.

"I kinda agree with that thought."

Askun

Well, She's the wielder of certain Authority. Second only to akashic record in terms of knowledge.

Fuck!!... our protagonist is Authority wielder.

"Authority?... what is that?."

Authority is...

Askun

SILENT!!, let her find what is an Authority on her own. Knowing she's an authority wielder is enough for her.

"Tch...Stingy, well whatever."

"Oh... I... I see... Moon Warrior, huh...are you perhaps from the moon?."

"Huh!... Are you stupid?... My epithet 'Moon Warrior' is not because I am from the moon... heck!!, who the fuck even lives on the moon?. My epithet is because of my name and my beauty!"

"Your beauty, huh..."

"To be honest, she's more handsome than beautiful. But I can't say it out loud. She might take that as an insult to a lady." Thought the captain.

"Wow... I can hear his thought... is this the Authority?. Also... Handsome me?... fuck... is this because my hair gets cut?. Where that goblin body again!!... I need to chop it more."

"I am sorry if I doubt you, Miss Selena. But, are 'Moon Warrior' is really your epithet?. How come I never heard of it before?."

Selena then glares at the captain and says. " Sorry for not being famous, okay!. Also... It is rude for you not introducing yourself, you know!."

"My... my apologies. I should do that before I ask for your identification. My name is Sung Jin-Woo. I am the second division captain of the security council."

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"..."

Miss protagonist says something.

"Remember what I said before?."

NO! Miss, don't go beserk and kill everyone!!.

"Don't worry... I suddenly have another idea."

Another idea?.

"O'Almighty Author-sama. Please give our narrator a cute physical form, so I could bully him for I to relieve my frustration."

Wait, what?! Noo!!

Askun

Your wish granted.

Nooooooo!

Ah!!... I feel something. I shouldn't have a sense of feeling like this. What the heck is this. Am I becoming a squirrel?. Damn you stupid bitch, f#############

"Miss Selena? Did you hear me?."

"Oh yeah, I can hear you. Is just that, You have a name similar to one of my friends. Not just surname, but your entire name is similar to him."

"Oh, I see... I hope I can meet with him. Meeting a person with the same name seems to be a cool idea."

"Unfortunately, you could not meet him as he is not in this world."

"I... I see... my condolence for him. He must be a great guy when he's alive."

Miss protagonist, can you stop squishing my body with your abyssal amount of strength?. I am just acquiring this unwanted body, and I feel like I'll be leaving it soon. Also, I need to narrate your conversation too.

"I am yet to hear your apology, mister narrator."

Why the one who has to apologize is me?. Is the author who made this plot. Why you mad at me?. You should be mad at the author?

"What are you talking about?. This is entirely your fault. The author is a nice guy. He gives me a chocolate."

Fuck, you get bribed with chocolate...