I Am Honkai

Chapter 54: ‘Legal’ Loli



"How would I know... Hey, isn't that Tsuchimikado's sister?"

"Tsuchimikado, since when did your sister become so rich, driving a sports car now?"

"Brother! Here's your lunch." Tsuchimikado Maika, upon seeing the blond high school student, became excited, quickly got out of the car, and handed over the bento she was holding.

"Wow, my dear sister, thank you for the bento~ meow." The blond high school student, Tsuchimikado Motoharu, began to show off to his two friends after receiving the bento from his sister. His demeanor and tone were so obnoxious that it made people want to punch him.

"Aren't you envious and jealous? Do you want some~? Beg me~."

"I don't want to beg someone who makes his adopted sister wear a maid outfit!"

"What's wrong with making my adopted sister wear a maid outfit~ meow!" Tsuchimikado Motoharu, the ultimate sis-con, immediately retorted upon hearing this. "Maid outfits are the justice of men~ meow! Seeing girls in maid outfits is a sacred, inviolable right of men~ meow!"

"Tsk!" The spiky-haired youth named Kamijou showed disdain for Tsuchimikado Motoharu's hopeless sis-con declaration.

"Trash!" Surprisingly, Aogami Pierce also expressed disdain. "I didn't expect you, Tsuchimikado, to be content with just a maid, being a little maid sis-con is simply childish."

"You know, my tolerance for women is very broad, not just sis-cons. I'm also a senpai-cons, kouhai-cons, older-sister-cons, widow-cons, twin-cons... basically, I'm into everything! Oh ho ho ho..." Aogami Pierce concluded with a queenly laugh, paired with his rough voice, making everyone's goosebumps even thicker.

"..." This statement immediately left Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Kamijou stunned, making them feel that in some field, they were still inferior to Aogami Pierce's level.

"Let's not discuss how creepy your declaration is." Once the spiky-haired youth regained his composure, he couldn't hold back anymore. "You even have a thing for widows? How perverted are you?"

"Aaaaaahhh... Brother, what are your classmates even talking about!" Tsuchimikado Maika couldn't bear to look and covered her face, carefully asking inside the car: "Se... Selene-san?"

"Huh? Maika, what are you talking about, what lady..."

The car door opened, and the three high schoolers saw Selene getting out of the car. Aogami Pierce looked at her like a wolf spotting fresh meat, his eyes shining brightly. He immediately shifted his demeanor and gallantly bowed, "Beautiful young lady, is there anything I can do for you?"

"What young lady? This is a Tokiwadai uniform, she's younger than you," Kamijou, seeing Aogami Pierce rushing over to curry favor, couldn't help but remark. Due to often being chased by Tokiwadai girls, he was now exceptionally familiar with their uniform.

"Now that you mention it, it is a Tokiwadai uniform, she's a young lady. By the way, are all middle school girls developing so well now?" Aogami Pierce whispered to the two next to him.

"You pervert, keep your voice down. Don't let people think I'm the same as you, a pervert." The spiky-haired youth was a bit upset. Why do you whisper so loudly? Are you afraid people can't hear? If you want to be a pervert, don't drag me into it.

"Hey, you three over there, are you pretending I didn't hear your perverted remarks?" At this moment, a cool voice sounded, followed by crackling noises. Selene approached, lightning flickering around her, "This is the first time I've encountered people as perverted as you!"

"Ah, unlucky! I knew nothing good would come from hanging out with you two!" Seeing the crackling electricity, the spiky-haired youth seemed to recall some unpleasant memories. Wow! Another Tokiwadai girl who uses electricity, oh no.

"Um, Miss Selene, please calm down, my brother and his friends mean no harm, they're just a bit perverted." Seeing Selene about to attack the three high schoolers, Tsuchimikado Maika quickly stepped forward to stop her.

"Tch. I'll let it slide this time for the little maid's sake and won't beat you up." Selene said with a blank face, glaring fiercely at the trio, signaling she wouldn't stoop to their level.

Of course, even if Tsuchimikado Maika didn't intervene, Selene wouldn't really attack. She'd only scare them. This was at a school gate, in broad daylight. How could she start a fight?

Otherwise, by tomorrow morning, there would probably be rumors about a certain Level 5 violently beating defenseless high schoolers.

Besides, Selene came here just to see the legendary Kamijou Touma in action and casually explore the high school.

Later, Tsuchimikado Maika stayed behind while Selene passed by them peacefully.

After wandering around nearby for a while, Selene confirmed it was an ordinary high school without the strong hardware facilities of the School Garden, and the surrounding shops weren't very comprehensive either.

Unknowingly, night was approaching. The activities of various clubs had ended, and students were beginning to return to their dorms one after another. Seeing the sky gradually darken, Selene thought it was time to head back.

Suddenly, "Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho..."

A rhythmic chant of labor came, but it wasn't a rough male voice. Instead, it was a very young child's voice.

Following the sound, not far from the supermarket, a "young girl" (?) about 130 cm tall, wearing a pink dress with pink hair, was struggling to carry a shopping bag larger than herself, staggering and wobbling as she walked.

A bit unsteady, she accidentally dropped several bottles of alcoholic beverages and cigarettes from the top of the shopping bag.

"Alcoholic beverages?" Seeing the drinks and cigarettes fall to her feet, Selene instantly identified the newcomer. A short person with pink hair who likes smoking and drinking could only be one person.

One of the seven wonders of Academy City, the ageless legend: Tsukuyomi Komoe.

Hastily trying to pick up the fallen items, she didn't pay attention to the shopping bag in her hand, causing her to lose balance momentarily, and even more items spilled out.

Seeing her flustered state, Selene felt a mischievous urge and, using psychokinesis, returned everything to her shopping bag. She smiled at the "young girl" before her.

"Thank you, student." Seeing someone helping, the pink-haired "young girl" breathed a sigh of relief. If she had to do it alone, it would have taken a while to clean up. She raised her head to scrutinize this Tokiwadai student, who was much taller and more like an adult.

Noticing the peculiar look in Selene's eyes, Tsukuyomi Komoe realized this was yet another person deceived by her petite appearance. Clearly, she wanted to grow up. "Don't look at me like that, I'm an adult. I'm Komoe Tsukuyomi, a teacher at this high school."

"Really? You look just like an elementary school student. Are you lying to me?"

"Student, I'm really an adult and have been teaching for years. You can call me Teacher Komoe." Facing Selene's disbelief, Tsukuyomi Komoe puffed up in frustration, even taking out her teaching license to prove her words, standing with her hands on her hips, trying to exude a teacher's authority.

"Oh? Really? Teacher Komoe, I'm Selene, a second-year at Tokiwadai Middle School." Selene, as if intimidated by Teacher Komoe's authority, introduced herself seriously, but she couldn't hide the amusement in her voice.

"Ugh, what will it take for you to believe me?" Seeing Selene still skeptical, Teacher Komoe was almost in tears. "I have photo albums and related documents as proof. How about coming to my house so I can show you... uh..."

In her panic, she almost invited her over to her house for proof. Realizing something, Teacher Komoe suddenly halted. Inviting her home might not be wise; her home wasn't exactly presentable.

"Okay, okay, I believe you, Teacher Komoe." Seeing Teacher Komoe's teary eyes, Selene suddenly felt guilty. Fine, I won't tease her anymore.

"So, do you need me to help you get these home?"

"Eh? Really? Your uniform looks like Tokiwadai Middle School. Isn't it late for you to be out?"

"No problem. I have a manor outside, I can stay there whenever."

"M-manor? As expected of a Tokiwadai young lady." Hearing Selene's casual words, Teacher Komoe was stunned, but it made sense. After all, those attending Tokiwadai were all rich young ladies.

The return journey was quick. After asking Teacher Komoe's home address, Selene opened a portal to send her home.

At Teacher Komoe's home, Selene noticed her unease. Understanding the reason, Selene was aware of how messy Teacher Komoe's home was, as she was known as the "pile-of-hills human ashtray" by Yomikawa Aiho.

Not wanting to trouble her, after greeting her, Selene left amid Teacher Komoe's words of gratitude.


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