Humanity Online: World Sanctuary

[Quest Complete! You completed Tengu Foundation Village Quest of Daring: {Daring-Do for a Daring Dude!}]

[Quest Success Rating: SSS – You perfectly completed an entire Chain Quest before even unlocking the Chain Quest! This shouldn't have happened! The game developers are crying now! Good work! Absolute Mastery of Daring Deeds!]

[Quest Reward: +1000 EXP; +1 Fortitude; You have gained Tengu Racial Skill: Ignis Fatuus (Will o' the Wisp)]

[Quest Skills Reward: You have upgraded Initial Martial Arts Skills: Punch, Kick, Block (Level MAX); +1 Strength, +1 Agility, +1 Vitality. You may now acquire specific Master Skills in each of those martial arts domains.]

[SSS Bonus Reward: +100,000 EXP; +5 Fortitude; Blue-Tier Treasure Chest; Racial Skill Upgrade: Ignis Fatuus (MAX); 2-Star Housing Deed]

[Defeating the Undefeatable Chain Quest Bonus Reward: +3 All Main Attributes; +5 Free Attribute Points; Bonus Oni no Gekido Loot Drop Rate, +500 Reputation among Forest-Dwelling NPCs]

[Title Acquired: Indomitable David]

If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in your room.

|| You've defeated a Boss more than 10 Levels stronger than you without losing a single HP. No matter how small or weak you may seem, you are a force to be reckoned with!

When equipped, Title grants +15% Attack Damage against enemies more than 5 Levels stronger than you, +15% Defense against enemies more than 5 Levels stronger than you, EXP bonus of 30x remaining HP when you kill an enemy more than 10 Levels stronger than you.

At all times (even when unequipped), Title grants user ability to subtract -5 from Level requirement on weapons and gear.||

[ Battle Log ]

{ Oni no Gekido }

+50,000 EXP

|| Nightfall Bonus: 2x EXP ||

|| Unscathed Bonus: For defeating a Boss without losing any Health Points, +5 Vitality, +25,000 EXP||

|| Slingshot Bonus: Like David v Goliath, for solo-defeating a monster more than 5 Levels stronger than you, 2x EXP||

|| Slingshot Bonus II: For solo-defeating a monster more than 10 Levels stronger than you, 3x EXP; +3 Strength||

|| Slingshot Bonus III: For solo-defeating a monster more than 15 Levels stronger than you, 4x EXP; +5 Strength||

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"Yesyesyes!"

I use my AGI for what it's really worth, and bust out the best Moonwalk and Running Man the world has ever seen.

Best day ever.

And there's one way to make it even better...

I squeeze my eyes shut and pray to every God in the vicinity, "Please be pants, please be pants, please be pants."

*Holds breath. Peeks through fingers.*

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[Drop Items]

[ Large Purse ]

|| It's empty, like the developers' broken spirits. (Whoops, looks like the demon's a cheapskate when you kill him weeks ahead of schedule!) This large leather drawstring bag can hold up to 10,000 Gold. Cannot be stolen.||

[ Wrath Reaper ] {White}

To Equip: Level 25 / Strength 40 + Intelligence 20

|| Glorified weedwacker with a taste for vengeance. Wrath Reaper is a one-handed scythe. Deals 250 Attack Damage, Deals 3x Damage when used in Berserk State, Attacks Reduce Durability of Enemy Weapons/Gear at 2x Rate, +5% Attack Speed, +3 Strength, +2 Intelligence.

Active Skill: Waves of Fury - AoE Ground Attack, First Wave Deals 150 Attack Damage and Induces Stun Effect, Second Wave Deals 300 Damage and Induces Stun Effect, Third Wave Deals 500 Damage and Induces Stun Effect. Cooldown: 10 Minutes

Active Skill: Vengeance Counter - Counterattack, may only be used after Blocking opponent's attack, Three-Slash Combo Deals 900 Damage, 3% Chance of Breaking opponent's weapon if you hit it, 5% Chance of Breaking opponent's weapon if they Block part of the Combo. Cooldown: 5 Minutes ||

[ Oni Cuirass ] {Blue}

To Equip: Level 25 / Strength 40 + Agility 25

|| Look good, feel good, fight good. This leather light armor protects your torso - back and chest - and is imbued with the power of a demon. +15% Defense, +25% Defense when in Berserk State, +25 Durability to all Equipped Gear, +5 Strength, +5 Vitality, +150 Heat Resistance

Active Skill: Inferno Shield - 100% Invincibility for 3 Seconds. Cooldown: 5 Minutes ||

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There's also a ton of monster parts—claws, fangs, guts, flaming eyeball—and a couple pieces of mid-grade heavy armor I'll never wear, but no matter how many times I look over my Battle Log, there are no trousers.

Well. That's it, then. I'm destined to forever roam the universe in hot pink underwear.

It's fine.

I'll just learn how to twerk.

{I'm speechless.}

The green-white glowing tree spirit Kodama floats over to where I'm practicing important skills amidst the rubble.

"Is it my amazing booty shaking?"

{No.}

Her voice is flat, and maybe a little pained? Like whatever she saw burned through retinas she doesn't even have...

Nah, I probably just imagined that.

I do a few shadowboxing jabs in the air. "Can't believe this puny demi-human could kick so much ass?"

I cross my arms, waiting for praise...that never comes.

{I'm speechless.} The Kodama repeats.

"Yeah, I caught that."

{How did—But—Never should have—Makes no sense—Must process. You, come back later.}

Poof! The Kodama disappears in a puff of white mist.

*Ding!*

[Chain Quest {INSERT CLEVER NAME} Activated!]

[(Chain Quest Details TBD, thanks to an overeager Certain Someone *coughPlayerErebuscough* making months of development and programming obsolete in a single morning.)]

[Warning: Failure to complete this mandatory quest will result in penalty. (And since we're forced to develop this quest solely for you, it's going to be hard, and the penalty for failure will be harsh.) ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮]

...

Did the devs just flip me off via emoticon?