Chapter 214 Lin Tianlang’s teaching on picking up girls
"You..." Lin Sirius looked at Carion in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitching wildly.
"Hey, Carion, are you okay?" Hearing the movement on the porch, Leia also walked out from behind and asked with a smile.
"Leia, I recognize classmate Xu Weiwei, I recognize classmate Aniya, and I also recognize classmate Shiris. What's going on with that senior? Hey!" Kalion stood up and pointed at Lin Sirius cried to Leia, feeling wronged like a three-year-old child.
Lin Tianlang didn't know what to say.
Because what Carlion said is indeed true. In terms of influence, Senior Sister Qiuyue is probably greater than Xu Weiwei and the others. After all, she can be said to be the top star of the third grade. Xu Weiwei and the others only have influence at the moment. Stay in class.
Although Lin Tianlang has also heard students from other classes in the same grade mention it, his Class 1 is already recognized as the class with the most beauties in this grade, and the class with the strongest girls in terms of overall appearance and strength, but there has not yet been a class like Senior Qiuyue. Such an out of the ordinary person.
"Uh..." Lin Tianlang laughed and scratched his nose. If Karion knew that he was not only Qiuyue's friend, but also her "master", I really don't know if this guy would die directly in front of him.
"So, Brother Wolf...oh no, Father Wolf! What kind of magic did you use again, and how did you get the senior sister?" Caerion burst into tears, and his expression was exaggerated, almost giving Lin Tian another blow. The wolf knelt down.
"Come on, what do you mean by getting it? Qiuyue and I just know each other." Lin Tianlang said. In order not to hurt Carlion, he decided to weaken the relationship between himself and his senior sister. This is not only for Monkarion, but also to protect himself.
After all, with Senior Qiuyue's current popularity and influence, it wouldn't be a big deal if people in his class knew about it. If the third graders knew about his existence, then his death would not be far away. Even if he wasn't about to die in the physical sense, just being annoyed by those third grade boys would be annoying to death.
Lin Tianlang could already imagine what he would encounter, such as being suddenly blocked by a group of third-year students in the sports field, and then being threatened to "disappear from Qiuyue as soon as possible, otherwise I will be rude to you" and so on.
Although Lin Tianlang is not afraid of trouble, he doesn't want to cause trouble. If that happens, he will probably fall into endless trouble.
"Are you serious?" After hearing Lin Tianlang say that he and his senior sister just knew each other, Carlion's expression retracted a little and he asked.
"More real than pearls." Lin Tianlang said.
"Ah, it turns out that senior's name is Qiuyue..." Leia came over and added.
"Okay, you're just pretending to be here! You even know her senior's name. We all knew she was a senior before that!" Carlion said loudly.
"Are you playing games in your head? If you don't even know the name, what kind of acquaintance is it? And what does knowing a name mean? Don't you know it now?" Lin Sirius gave it directly to Carlion There was a bang on the head, and he cursed unceremoniously.
"That seems to be the case." Carlion covered his head, a little confused: "Then how did you and senior know each other?"
"I know you through someone." Lin Tianlang spread his hands and started to make up a story: "Senior sister met Xu Weiwei first, of course I don't know the process. Xu Weiwei invited senior sister over when we went to school in the morning, and so did I I only met my senior sister on the road, and it’s only today that I found out that my senior sister is from the human world.”
"Ah, that means you just met your senior sister today?" Carion glanced at Sirius with suspicion.
"Yeah, so why are you having such a big reaction?" Lin Tianlang rolled his eyes and said.
"Huh, that's good, then I still have a chance..." Hearing Lin Tianlang say this, Carlion breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Lin Tianlang remained silent on the surface, but in his heart he almost couldn't help laughing.
Forget it, I can hide it for a while. My relationship with my senior sister should be kept as a secret for the time being, and it’s better not to let others know.
Lin Tianlang was thinking about calling Xu Weiwei and Aniya out in the afternoon or some time, running water on them, and telling them not to expose their relationship with their senior sister like this. He really didn't want to cause trouble. Come find yourself.
"But." Carlion changed the topic, and then knelt down to Lin Sirius again with a "plop".
"What the hell are you doing again!"
"Father Wolf, although you still teach me your precious skills to pick up girls! Even if the seniors don't count, whether it's Aniya or Shiris, won't you still be able to get them? "
"Uh..." The corners of Lin Tianlang's mouth began to twitch again. Although Lin Tianlang could make up stories to get over his relationship with his senior, his relationship with Aniya Shiris was real. Especially with Sherry, everyone in the class last semester saw it. Let's not talk about who is looking for whom. Just the fact that Shirley usually only takes the initiative to talk to Lin Tianlang, this can explain a big problem.
"Let's do this, I will teach you a few tricks." Lin Tianlang had no choice but to pat Carion on the shoulder, pretending to be a big brother and preparing to fool people.
"Zun Du Fake Du?!" Carlion suddenly became excited and stood up and said.
"Of course Zundu." Lin Tianlang replied.
"Haha, Lin Sirius, are you really planning to teach me?" Leia also laughed and said.
"Of course, since such a big boy has already called me daddy, he has to be kinder to his own people, right? Leia, why don't you come and listen too?" Lin Sirius patted his chest and said.
"Hahaha, okay, okay, I'm here to learn from you too!" Leia laughed.
"Father Wolf, please tell me, what should we do as the first step?" Kallion said nonchalantly, and began to rub his palms together, looking eager to try.
"Okay, first of all, the first step is that you need to have a face as handsome as mine, so that you can attract the opposite sex to you." Lin Sirius began to talk nonsense seriously, although this sentence was not theoretically nonsense.
"Well, there's no problem with the first point. I'm even a little more handsome than you, and you can attract so many members of the opposite sex, so it's definitely not a problem for me to be more handsome than you." Carlion touched himself chin, looking thoughtful.
Lin Sirius was almost stunned by Carleon's words. Although to be fair, Caerleon's appearance does look good, but his honeyed confidence is still a bit too difficult to cling to.
"So Father Wolf, what's the second step?" Carlion asked with eyes shining.
"Okay, then the second point is that you have to take the initiative to create opportunities yourself." Lin Sirius continued to talk nonsense.
"How to create opportunities?" Carlion asked anxiously. Lin Sirius could bet 10 million gold coins. This guy Calyon was one thousand percent less focused during class than he is now when he listens to these things.
"Have you ever played galgame?" Lin Tianlang asked.
"Are you talking about Neon's visual novel games? I've played them before, but I wasn't very interested." Carlion replied seriously.
"Well, then I suggest you play one or two of them, which will help you better understand what I'm going to say next. I named it 'Special Event'. In other words, you have to create your own opportunities and experiences with the opposite sex. A special event that only you and her experience together, whether it's watching a movie, or even having a meal together, it all counts." Lin Tianlang said.
"Oh, it sounds so reasonable!" Carlion looked like he suddenly understood.
"Well, when you and this person of the opposite sex experience enough special events, the relationship between the two of you will gradually heat up. When you feel that the opportunity is right, you can rush out and say goodbye directly. It should be done. Remember one thing is very important Importantly, confession is a triumph of victory, not a clarion call for charge!" Lin Tianlang said while patting Carleon's shoulder hard.
"Wow, it seems to make sense!" Leia also said at the side.
"Well! That's it for now. You can only experience it for yourself. Come on!" Lin Sirius gave the two of them a thumbs up and then returned to his room. In any case, Carlion was finally fooled.
After returning to his room, Lin Tianlang naturally tidied up his housekeeping immediately. Lay out his quilt and sheets, after all, he will spend most of his time here in the coming days.
I heard from senior students that as the grades go up, the learning pressure will become more and more intense and there will be more and more courses. Now Lin Tianlang and the others still have two full weekends, which may not be available later, and there will probably be classes on Saturdays and Sundays.
If that happens, then Lin Tianlang won't be able to go home on weekends, and may have to stay at school for the entire semester, without being able to contact his parents for the entire semester. Thinking about it now, this problem seems to be quite difficult. He hasn't figured out how to explain it to his parents yet.
"Forget it, let's forget about these things for the time being. If it really doesn't work, go to the principal and ask." Lin Sirius sighed softly, then opened the suitcase and took out the uniforms inside. Taking off his clothes, Lin Tianlang put on the school's winter uniform.
Because they are both robes, the difference between winter clothes and summer clothes is actually the difference in thickness. In addition, winter school uniforms have a thermal lining inside, while summer clothes do not. The two garments look the same on the surface and there is no difference.
"The afternoon is the opening ceremony..." Lin Tianlang murmured to himself as he changed into his school uniform and took a look in front of the mirror. After finding that there was nothing wrong, he went out and planned to go to the canteen to eat. Order something.
Just like the previous semesters, the first day of school is for students to return to school freely in the morning, and then there is the opening ceremony in the afternoon. The school will not officially get on track with teaching until tomorrow...