Chapter 143 Kebei! Kebei!
In the Slytherin lounge on Thursday, Astoria and her roommates entered the lounge one after another through passwords. They heard Draco and his friends nestled in the warm and soft sofa, belittling and complaining about the new arrivals. Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
"I'm sure that loser can't even beat Longbottom's toad!" Draco's face was livid, and his shiny platinum slicked back hair was now a little messy, as if he had experienced some kind of melee. .
"Toad! Hahahahaha Draco, you are so good at joking." Pansy immediately took over the conversation with flattery and couldn't help but clapped her hands wildly and laughed.
"But it does make sense, hahaha!" Zabini laughed so hard that he could hardly stand up straight, slapped Draco's shoulder hard and leaned against the sofa, laughing.
"Um...what happened to them?" Rosalant said to herself in confusion and hesitation while pinching Astoria's sleeve.
"I don't know..." Astoria shook her head, not paying much attention to this issue.
"Hey, it turns out that Little Leah is back!" Upon seeing this, Zabini immediately jumped up from the sofa and greeted Astoria with a smile.
Draco's body tensed inexplicably when he saw this, and he subconsciously fiddled with his messy blond hair, while his gray-blue eyes glanced at Astoria inadvertently.
"Hi! What are you discussing?" Astoria asked Zabini with a friendly smile.
"You'll know all about this kind of thing when you take the Defense Against the Dark Arts class!" Pansy leaned on the corner of the sofa with her elbows folded and raised her eyes slightly to glance at Astoria, her eyes full of laughter.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Astoria subconsciously repeated Pansy's words.
"I see, then we probably know what you are talking about!" Rosalant suddenly realized what she was talking about. She took the initiative to hug Astoria's arm and looked at her with bright eyes full of admiration.
Astoria looked at her starry-eyed expression of excitement and felt inexplicably complicated emotions in her heart. She didn't know how to react and tilted her head awkwardly.
"You know? I remember first grade didn't start on Friday?" Pansy complained unhappily, complaining that she missed an opportunity to see a joke.
"Pansy, please don't use your first-grade class schedule to predict them. The class schedule is updated every year."
Theodore, who had been quiet all the time, suddenly interrupted Pansy's aggressive words. After correcting himself, he once again fell into the ocean of his own knowledge, lowered his head and continued reading.
"you--"
"Then what Lockhart did to you, wouldn't he let the Cornish elf make trouble for you again?" Draco looked a little worried, sitting upright and standing up slightly to get closer. Storia trends.
"Cornish elf? He didn't use such a noisy elf on us..."
Astoria recalled the attributes and personality of this magical animal in her mind, slowly shook her head and smiled awkwardly.
"That's good, otherwise your sick body -" Draco stopped suddenly, probably realizing that his words were too straightforward, and he pursed his lips in embarrassment and glanced at Astori carefully. Ya.
Astoria had no other expression, and still had the faint curve at the corner of her mouth, looking at Draco softly.
"Ahem... Then why did Lockhart make things difficult for you in your class?" Draco quickly changed the topic and pretended to be very curious and stepped forward to ask.
"Professor Lockhart, that lunatic! Oh my God, you can't even imagine the way the classroom was packed with Cobe!" Rosarant suddenly became excited, without her usual shyness at all.
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—Defense Against the Dark Arts—
"Professor, here you go."
Astoria pushed a completely blank test paper onto Professor Lockhart's desk. He looked slightly surprised and spoke in a reproachful tone.
"This Slytherin classmate, don't you even know a little bit of my knowledge? Or are you trying to teach me perfunctorily?" Lockhart's shit-yellow, rustic and complicated formal clothes made his skin dark. There is no luster at all, and there is no deterrence at all in what he says.
"...How is that possible? Professor, I really don't know how to do it at all." Astoria was speechless at his appearance, her face was ashen, and she noticed the curious eyes of her friends behind her, so she could only smile awkwardly. Fan sincerely apologized to the professor.
After the exam, Professor Lockhart made another series of comments about his experience, which made the Slytherins feel their heads ache. As for why not bring Gryffindor...
Look at the Gryffindor girls next door, who are all holding their heads and looking at their aunty faces with smiles on their faces. The Slytherin students' originally disgusted and belittling looks are even more palpable.
"Dang-dang-dang! See what this is?" Professor Lockhart took out a small test tube from his large dark yellow robe. Inside, there was a round and velvet elf scurrying around.
"Wow! So cute, just like Professor Lockhart!" Some Gryffindor girls couldn't help but stare at the cute elf with starry eyes.
"It looks fluffy and really cute. Isn't it?" Rosarante carefully tugged on Astoria's sleeves and blinked as if she wanted some recognition.
"Cotton bugs?" Astoria did not cooperate with Rosa in responding with approval and satisfaction as usual. She just stared at the creature in the test tube and muttered to herself doubtfully.
Seeing that Astoria didn't pay attention to what she meant, Rosarant bit her lower lip in displeasure, then awkwardly approached Astoria and asked with a stiff smile.
"Cotton bug? Do you recognize it?"
"Cotton bug? This little classmate is still a bit smart..." Professor Lockhart pointed at Rosalant with a pleased expression and praised, which made her feel a little embarrassed for a moment and blushed shyly.
"Why is she shy? Didn't Greengrass say that?" Siblank Rozier, who had always disliked Rosa, found the opportunity and immediately complained unceremoniously.
Chloe Klum, who was sitting next to her, just glanced at Rosa lightly and didn't say much. Rosa's expression already looked a little uncomfortable.
"It's okay..." Astoria was afraid that Rosa would think too much, so she quickly took the initiative to hold her hand and smiled nonchalantly.
"A little wisdom, but not much."
At this time, Professor Lockhart's unintentional sarcasm slowly blurted out, which made Rosa, who was quite shameless, turn even paler. She secretly strangled the palm of her hand, but accidentally scratched the one who was holding her hand to comfort her. Astoria.
"Hiss..." Astoria frowned and subconsciously tried to break free from Rosa's hand.
"Sorry!" Rosa subconsciously shook Astoria's hand away nervously, and her expression almost wrinkled with regret, full of apologies and guilt.
"If you study hard with me, Professor Lockhart, for example, buy my "Gerod Lockhart Series" in the future. I believe you will be able to understand the difference between cotton worms and the cute ones I brought today!"
Lockhart continued to ramble, and as he spoke, he pulled out the cork on the test tube and let the little fluffy thing fly out.
"Teach...professor..."
"Wait a minute, raise your hand if you have any questions!" Lockhart impatiently interrupted the stammering call of a classmate in the audience and continued to explain.
"This little thing is called Kebei, which has the same pronunciation as copy. It has a huge reproductive capacity and can reproduce freely regardless of male or female—"
"Professor!" The students in the audience couldn't sit still and called Lockhart nervously.
"I told you to raise your hand when asking questions!" Professor Lockhart scolded unhappily.
"Hiccup!" A crisp burp sounded. Lockhart looked at Kebaby excitedly, and saw the snow-white and fluffy Kebaby spitting out a little Kebab that looked exactly like it. cowry.
"Look, classmates, reproduction is so simple for Kebei. So now we will put them back..."
Professor Lockhart searched for a long time on the podium, touching around and still getting nothing.
"Hey... where are the test tubes?" Lockhart continued to search, but Ginny in the audience took the trouble to raise her right hand high.
"Oh well, Mr. Weasley, maybe you know-"
"It's eaten them all!" Ginny screamed in horror, looking in the direction of her finger, and saw that the two Kobes had turned into four again at some point, and they were going crazy without any fatigue. Chewing on anything on the desk or even in the classroom.
"OMG! What are they doing!?" Some boys who had not listened to the lesson but had their heads down for fun raised their heads and saw this horrific scene. They were so shocked that they almost fell off the bench.
"Kebei! Kebei! Kebei!" The Kebei elves kept repeating in low voices. Originally there was only one Kebei, but now as they eat more and more things, the team becomes larger and larger.
"Kebei! Kebei! Kebei!"