How To Ruin A Love Comedy

[I like you, Tetsuya-kun.]

[Miyuki…]

[What do you think of me, Tetsuya-kun?]

A beautiful woman stood staring at a tall man, her eyes wide open.

Her sanpanku eyes were very alluring, with the sclera/whites visible at the bottom.

She was looking at him, his light brown eyes gentle but sensual, as if pleading him to tell her his heart quickly.

After a long silence, the blushing man opened his mouth.

[… I’m sorry, Miyuki. I don’t know how I feel yet…]

The moment I saw that sentence, sitting in front of the computer, my lower body jumped up.

‘Is he a jerk?!’

No, the world’s most beautiful woman confessed, and the man also has the biggest feelings for Miyuki, who was a childhood friend among many heroines.

It’s ridiculous that he’s been reconsidering his love until the last half of the game.

It makes me want to go inside the screenwriter’s mind.

Laughing, I clicked the mouse.

I hope the main character is just joking, and I hope he tells her that he also has feelings.

Meanwhile,

[Thank you for playing Doki-Doki Academy.]

On the screen that appeared next, there was no common background, and sentences that I had never thought of were engraved.

Bewildered, I vomited without even realizing it.

“What the heck?”

What? Thank you for playing? Doesn’t that mean it’s over? It didn’t end by sweetly melting the player’s heart, but instead by boiling it?

What will happen to Miyuki who confessed when this is all over?

Embracing the pain of a broken heart, she will go home and cry for days.

What about the other heroines, Renka and Hiyori? Are we just abandoning them?

This game is a sweet love comedy.

It is a genre in which the protagonist and the main heroine bear the fruits of love, even if there are conflicts.

But what is this crazy ending? Even if it’s a frustrating love comedy, this doesn’t happen.

Did you do this because you wanted to see the player vomit blood?

Is the writer a bit psycho?

If you don’t have any mental problems, you can’t release the last DLC like this.

(DLC refers to downloadable content)

“Isn’t he a fucking asshole?”

If you wanted it to end with an open ending, you should have let Tetsuya shut up.

If you had done that, I would have been able to spread my positive imagination, but… now all I can think of are negative thoughts.

You know I put up with the protagonist, who’s much more frustrating than others, all to see this.

Even though it was an unpopular game, I liked the drawing style, and I liked walking on a tightrope and flirting, so I put my heart into it.

I had fun overlapping myself with Tetsuya and empathizing with them, and I spent every day waiting eagerly for various DLCs to come out.

I even bought a poster for the first time.

And you’re throwing your head around like this? Aren’t you sorry?

If you’re going to cause tragedies to the heroines, I’d rather have it changed so at least there might have been some fan service crammed in. Then I could have gotten rid of this thing like empathy.

Bewildered, I quit the ‘Doki-Doki Academy’, abbreviated ‘Tokiaka’, which I had just been playing.

After that, I went to the website of the developer who developed this game and wrote a long critique.

It was the first time in my life that I had expressed so much anger and written a critical article.

That’s how much I was immersed in this game, and I was angry with the developer and writer for wasting my time with the crazy ending.

I was playing a romantic comedy to feel the sweetness, but it only made me feel dirty.

I must have played the worst garbage game ever.

When I finished everything and looked outside the window, it was dark.

I was excited that the DLC with the ending was out, and I didn’t even notice the passage of time because I was immersed in the sentences and pictures one by one.

jwaaak-!

Nervously, I pulled the blackout curtains and buried my head in the pillow.

‘Fuck.’

Playing this game was the most regretful thing of my life.

But what can I do? I didn’t know it would turn out this way.

‘It was sweet though… ’

If only the ending was done properly, I would have been convinced…

Trying to force myself to calm down, I looked at the three heroines’ posters on the wall.

Miyuki, Renka, and Hiyori.

Really pretty heroines.

If they hadn’t liked an asshole like Tetsuya… they would have been happy…

It’s a game I’ve liked for a long time, but one ending makes me vomit in an instant.

The feeling of betrayal was no joke. Now I knew why this game wasn’t popular.

It’s because the developer had no idea.

With a deep sigh, I went to sleep.

I thought I would not be able to sleep because I was so angry.

It was as if my mind had exploded with a violent explosion of emotions.

Yeah, that’s good. Let’s quickly forget this shit.

With that in mind, I immediately fell asleep.

‘Miyuki… Renka… Hiyori… I’m so sorry… ’

While calling out the names of the three heroines who were sure to meet a sad affair.