How To Ruin A Love Comedy

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“Did you bring your license?”

“Yes, here.”

When I handed over the documents to the dealer, he checked over it carefully then nodded his head.

“Alright, I’ve confirmed it. As you said earlier, the payment will be in a lump sum right?”

“Yes. If I order now, will it come at the end of August?”

“That’s correct. The colour you ordered is quite popular so… I will contact you if it is ready sooner.”

As long as I get my hands on it before school starts, I don’t care.

What I ordered is about 80% my tastes, and 20% Miyuki’s.

I wanted to get one that was 50/50, but then Miyuki will find that to be burdensome… So there’s nothing much I can do.

Later on, we can make a switch when we start dating.

I decided to think about it positively, and went home after finishing the purchase.

I wanted to meet Miyuki since it was the weekend, but I decided to practice what I’ve learnt this week.

Miyuki would love seeing me improving quickly.

I picked my least favorite subject, math, and opened up the textbook to begin solving questions.

I wonder how long I spent solving questions.

Around the time where the surroundings became a bit darker, and the heat became more bearable,

Buzz!

My phone vibrated.

I hurriedly picked up my phone and smiled brightly at the screen.

Miyuki texting first… I love it so much…

[Isn’t today’s weather nice?]

[It’s still hot as always.]

[It’s less hot than when we went to get ice cream. Go play outside.]

[Then come outside.]

[I’m already outside.]

You’re out? With who?

I dare you to say Tetsuya.

[What are you doing?]

[Do you know Haruka? Nanase Haruka.]

Nanase is that same-sex friend Tetsuya brought up before.

Thank god. I almost had to add 10 rounds of paizuri.

[Is she hot?]

[How did you end up asking exactly as I thought you would? You haven’t changed at all in this sense…]

[No. Think of it as something the changed me would ask. So, is she hot?]

[Yeah. She’s pretty.]

Normally when a girl calls another girl pretty, it’s the other way around.

But since Miyuki said it, she probably is pretty.

If that’s true, let’s invite her for a threesome later.

[But Haruka doesn’t like men like Matsuda-kun.]

Another text came soon after.

It might just be Miyuki’s feelings on the subject, but it might be the truth.

My image among others… Is kind of garbage.

[Who said anything about that? I just asked if she was hot. What are you wearing now?]

[Similar to yesterday.]

[Send a photo.]

[No… I don’t wanna. Did you study today?]

I sent a picture of the questions I’ve been working on until then, and sent it as a message.

[About this much?]

[You worked hard. I’ll commend you.]

[Then send me a picture of you clothes.]

[Matsuda-kun, are you a pervert?]

[I mean, it’s not like I am asking to see your underwear… Just your outfit today.]

[I said I didn’t wanna. My coffee’s here so I’m gonna end it here today. Study hard.]

I thought we were close enough to do at least this much.

I’m gonna make you send underwear pictures for real later on, so get ready.

Was what I was thinking as I began looking at the questions again. But, when my phone received a picture not long after, the sides of my mouth slid up.

Making a fuss when you were gonna send it anyways.

Anyways, you were wearing a white blouse today.

Even though it was made of a material that doesn’t show the insides very well, those giant mommy milkers could not be hidden even if you tried.

[TL Note: He really did say ‘mommy milkers’ in the raws lol.]

Looking at the picture of her smiling with the coffee cup next to her face, I wanted to have Miyuki to myself already.]

It’s disappointing that I can’t see the pants, but let’s be thankful she sent the picture in the first place.

[It’s pretty.]

After sending a short reply, I was going to focus on studying, but instead I thought about the event.

The final event of summer vacation happens in mid-August during the Japanese festival and long holiday period known as Obon.

Until then, I’ll go on lots of friendly dates with Miyuki and improve our relationship.

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“Matsuda-kun, what’ll you do on Obon?”

Miyuki asked as she fanned herself while feeling the cool air from the ac.

I looked at the calander before responding.

“I’m bored, so I might go see the ocean.”

“For real? Which ocean?”

Miyuki’s eyes lit up as she showed interest.

Because she was also going to see the ocean with her family.

“Isshiki.”

“Oh…? Me too…?”

“Is that so surprising? Isshiki is close and the water is clear so a lot of people go there on holidays.”

“We-Well even if that’s true… Are you going with Watanabe Takashi by any chance?”

“No. I’m going alone.”

“Ah… Is that so…?”

She seems to be weirdly relieved.

Whether it’s because I am not going with Takashi, or if it’s because I am not going with another woman, only Miyuki would know…

But I want to believe that she is thinking of the latter.

“Then how about going together with Tetsuya-kun? Tetsuya-kun said he’s going to Isshiki as well.”

I’m thankful that you want to take care of me because I’m going alone, but I’d rather die than go with Tetsuya.

“Miura is probably going with his family right?”

“That’s true… Hmm… If you go alone I think you’ll be really bored… If it’s ok with you Matsuda-kun, do you want to come over to our house and go with my family?”

What is this?

Did I just hear that right?

Miyuki wants to go on a trip with me and her family?

Obviously we will probably just go together to Isshiki and then seperate when we arrive… But it’s still shocking.

Did this extra event occur because I, the new main character, have no family and have developed a close relationship with Miyuki?

Whatever it is, this is an opportunity I just can’t miss.

I’ll take this opportunity to see the faces of her mom and her sister, whom I could only see silhouettes of when I played the game.

I’ll score some points with them as well.

“Ah… Won’t your family find it uncomfortable?”

“Do you remember what happened at the shrine? When you helped out the orphanage.”

“That was your father, not me.”

“You’ve become quite humble all of a sudden? If it wasn’t for Matsuda-kun, we would have thought the kid was just a theif, so it was Matsuda-kun that helped them.”

“Let’s just say that’s true. But why do you bring that up now?”

“The last time we were dining out, our father talked about Matsuda-kun. How you had a kind heart… That I made a nice new friend. When I talked about how you were a delinquent but were slowly turning around, it made my mom and my sister curious about you as well.”

Father-in-law, if you help me out this much, what I am supposed to do.

Defeated masturbation… I will put it away. [TL Note: Sorry if it’s not clear, but it seems the mc is talking about how he was going to steal his wife and the dad would have to jerk off alone, but now the mc won’t do that anymore.]

“So it’ll be ok?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s tempting… But is it really ok? For you?”

“I don’t care about it at all.”

“Then I’ll be in your care just until we get to Isshiki.”

“Alright. You know where we live right? You just have to get there before tommorow at nine am. If you sleep in, we’ll just go without you.”

Miyuki jokingly warned me and got up.

At the same time, Tetsuya came out of the bathroom.

He’s using my bathroom quite often these days. Is the bathroom at his house clogged?

Rude bastard.

**

I arrived in front of Miyuki’s house with lots of presents on each hand, and picked up my walking speed when I saw four people standing around.

I was out of breath holding on to all that luggage, so as soon as I put it down, I started looking at Miyuki’s family members.

I’ll skip Wataru since I’ve seen him at the shrine…

Unlike Miyuki’s innocent-looking eyes, her sister had slightly upturned eyes.

Despite also having a gentle appearance like her sister, she exuded a subtle and charming attractiveness.

Miyuki’s mother looked very similar to her youngest daughter.

She looks to be in her late twenties at first glance, I wonder if this family has some kind of blessing within their genes?

Even if it’s obviously a heroine’s family, it’s too much of a cheat.

Especially that warm smile towards me… I think I’m falling in love.

What did Wateru do in his past life to be with these people?

I’m feeling jealous. Defeat masturbation… Should I bring it back on the table?

No, let’s stop thinking like a trashcan.

For today, I will turn into a kind man fitting of Miyuki.

I quickly finished my scan and bowed.

“Hello, I am Matsuda Ken.”

At my firm voice, Wateru walked forward one step and tapped on my shoulder.

“You came here early. Come over here.”

I didn’t know that they were going to be outside this early, but I guess it was a good thing that I came 20 minutes early.

After exchanging names with Miyuki’s family, I brought over my luggage towards Miyuki’s mom, who introduced herself as Midori.

“Ma’am, here’s a present… I hope you can take it. Since it’s Obon… I kind of bought it on an impulse.”

Midori and the first daughter Kanna’s eyes widened.

Miyuki as well.

Looking at their reactions, they probably thought my luggage was something I was going to use for myself.

“A present for us?”

I scratched the back of my head like I was embarrassed by Midori’s words, and replied.

“Yes… I bought beer, fruits and whatnot. So that you guys could eat it when we get to Isshiki…”

You might find it burdensome, but since I’m thinking of the relations between the future son-in-law and your family, just take it.

Midori covered her lips like a young girl, and said her thanks.

“You really didn’t need to… I’m really grateful. We’ll make good use out of it, Matsuda-kun.”

“It’s nothing.”

“Matsuda-kun, do you plan on only going to the beach?”

“That’s correct.”

“Then eat this with us. I’ll feel bad if we eat this without you.”

I knew that if it was Miyuki’s family they’d answer like this, so I bought only food and drinks.

I waved my hand as I spoke.

“It’s fine. I’ll be in your care just until we arrive at Isshiki.”

“Don’t be like that and eat with us. You said you’re going alone? It’s not like you’ll just swim the whole time.”

“But it’s a family trip…”

“Do you find us uncomfortable to be around?”

“No… That’s not the case.”

‘Then there’s no problem right?”

“Ah…”

I pretended to be at a loss for words and didn’t reply.

it was an obvious act. So that Miyuki would say it’s ok to eat with us first.

As I expected, Miyuki stopped talking with Kanna to approach us and smiled as if to was it was alright.

“Let’s do that, Matsuda-kun. My sister said it’s fine. My dad just gave the ok too.”

I didn’t plan on declining in the first place, so let’s stop putting on this act.

I looked towards Midori and Wateru, and bowed just like before.

“…. I’ll be in your care.”

At those words, Wateru clapped as if to lighten the mood.

“Well that’s that. Shall we go now?”

“I’ll help out with the luggage.”

“Would you?”

“Yes sir.”

I carried the luggage with Wateru, got on his sedan and headed to Isshiki.

I sat on the left window seat. Miyuki sat beside me.

Was Miyuki’s shampoo today cherry? It’s very aromatic. I like it.

As I, Miyuki, and her family talked about many things, I was also reviewing my plans for this upcoming event.

This event will happen on the beach, and you could see it as a competition between me and Tetsuya.

Before he can do anything, it’s imperative that I get there first.

And I feel that I am prepared to do just that.

It makes no sense that he would get there before me, who already knows about this event and is already planning the correct timing for it.

If that actually happens, I have to right to become Dokiaca’s main character.

What the fuck is up with my dick? Is it because my leg is touching Miyuki’s?

It’s erect without me fucking doing anything.

This isn’t the time for this. Calm down you bastard.

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