How to get rid of being a baby? The whole family fights monsters while I eat milk

The old man was very angry, but he was very angry.

Lin Tangtang arrived at the temple soon and said confidently to the camera, "Family, I'll go in now to see if this so-called little living Buddha is real or fake!"

Some netizens who believe in the little living Buddha learned the news and rushed into his live broadcast room to remind him not to go against the little living Buddha for no reason.

[Host, you should leave quickly. How can the living Buddha be the same as those ghosts? ]

[It's okay to go to the haunted house. The temple is a place for meditation. It's not a place for fooling around. ]

[If you want to fight against superstition, no one can stop you, but the temple is where our faith is placed. Please respect our faith and leave quickly. ]

【The temple is a formal place. If you go to a formal place to make trouble, even if the gods and Buddhas don't care about you, Uncle Hat will come to take care of you. 】

At the same time, Lin Mianmian, who was feeding Su Ming in the temple, accidentally knocked over the bottle. Because the milk in the bottle was not cold yet, she was afraid of scalding her skin, so she quickly took off her top and asked the nanny to get her new clothes.

She was waiting for the nanny in the room wearing only thin underwear.

Su Ming didn't expect Lin Mianmian to suddenly take off his clothes in front of her, and turned his head away in embarrassment.

【After all, there are differences between men and women. You are still my godmother. It's a bit bad to give me benefits like this? 】

Lin Mianmian almost laughed out loud when she heard his words. This kid, Dumbo hasn't even grown up yet, but he knows the difference between men and women?

She deliberately made trouble and picked up Su Ming, "Hey baby, let your godmother kiss you."

Su Ming twisted his body desperately, with resistance on his face.

Just when she and Su Ming were fooling around, a strange man's voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Family, I'll go in now and see what punishment the little living Buddha will give us!"

Lin Mianmian was startled and quickly hugged Su Ming and hid behind the curtain.

What kind of person is so uncultured that he actually came in directly!

As soon as she complained in her heart, the door was kicked open from the outside.

Before coming to the temple, Lin Tangtang had already inquired that this room was where the little living Buddha lived. He turned his head left and right, but did not see the little living Buddha, but saw a lot of fruits on the table.

"Everyone, watch, I will eat the offerings of the little living Buddha now, and see if the little living Buddha will punish me immediately." He set up the camera, grabbed a fruit and said to the camera, "Come on, if you want to see the anchor eat the offerings, give the anchor one million likes. If you like one million, I will eat it right away."

Lin Mianmian wanted to speak out to let the people outside go out quickly, but when she heard that he was broadcasting live, she was so scared that she dared not speak.

In Lin Tangtang's live broadcast room, many people who worshipped the little living Buddha angrily told him not to eat the offering fruit.

However, these people's advice made Lin Tangtang even more proud. He said to the camera, "Everyone has seen that even if an anti-superstitious anchor like me has been promoting the unacceptability of feudal superstition, there are still many people who are obsessed with it. It can be seen that we are already facing many obstacles on the road of anti-superstition. However, we will pass every level, will we be afraid? We won't!"

Hearing his words, Su Ming sighed silently.

How can this describe him as the ultimate villain?

After Lin Tangtang's live broadcast room exceeded one million likes, he really ate a fruit immediately.

After waiting for a while, nothing happened. Those netizens who said that he would be punished by the little living Buddha for eating fruit instantly became the object of everyone's ridicule.

"Everyone has seen that the little living Buddha was just hyped up by the temple to make money. Everyone should believe in science. I'm hungry too, so I'll use this plate of fruit to fill my stomach." Seeing that some people still thought that the little living Buddha would punish him, Lin Tangtang ate the whole plate of fruit.

When he finished eating the fruit, nothing happened. The abbot and the monks in the temple got the news and rushed over to ask him to leave, but he asked them if he had discovered the hype of the little living Buddha and wanted to let him go because he felt guilty.

"Donor, Buddhism is a pure place. The little living Buddha is not something you can offend easily. You'd better leave quickly and don't disturb the little living Buddha's rest." The abbot also encountered such a troublemaker for the first time. He would not argue with others at all, so he could only persuade him earnestly.

But Lin Tangtang found the key point in his words.

"Disturbing the little living Buddha's rest? Then the little living Buddha who saw you deliberately hyping is here?" His eyes turned around the room and then locked onto the curtain, "It seems that the little living Buddha

The Living Buddha is hiding behind this. When I, an anti-superstition blogger, encounter him, he dares to hide behind this, right? "

Lin Mianmian's heart tightened when she heard this. She regretted asking the nanny to take away her dirty clothes. Now she couldn't find any clothes to cover herself. She could only pray that the psychopath outside would not suddenly break in.

"Family, I will go in and see for myself what the little Living Buddha is and reveal his true face." Lin Tangtang said, and walked to the curtain to lift it.

The abbot and the monks wanted to stop him, but he immediately shouted, "What are you going to do? Are you afraid that I will expose you and want to hit people? The audience in my live broadcast room are watching. "

The monks were so scared that they dared not come forward. They were all vegetarian monks who chanted Buddhist scriptures. How could they deal with a rogue like Lin Tangtang?

Seeing that Lin Tangtang was about to lift the curtain, Su Ming could only sigh helplessly.

It's really impossible to stop a person who wants to find shit.

Boom boom boom --

A thunderbolt from the sky struck down with a "kucha" sound, directly and accurately split a hole in the part of the roof above Lin Tangtang's head.

Before Lin Tangtang could react, he was knocked to the ground by a pile of tiles on the roof. When he climbed up and picked up his phone, he touched the back of his head and found that it was covered with blood.

Before the people in the live broadcast room understood what happened, they saw Lin Tangtang's painful appearance and were stunned.

[This is the little living Buddha's anger. The anchor is asking for death too much.]

[Oh my god, was there thunder just now? I saw the screen light up. ]

[It seems so. I heard that if you anger the gods and Buddhas, you will attract thunder. ]

However, before the people in the live broadcast room had chatted for a few words, Lin Tangtang's live broadcast room was closed because of the bloody elements involved.

Even if Su Ming couldn't see the situation outside the screen, he could guess what happened, after all, he was the one who caused the thunder.

[I'm sorry, brother, who asked you to open the live broadcast? If my godmother was exposed by you like this, it would be easy for her to be upset. ]

[I can only wrong you and let you get struck by thunder. Besides, you ate my offering fruit before, so you can be a little unlucky. ]

Lin Mianmian heard Su Ming's words, and then she happily hugged him and kissed him.

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