Honkai Impact: Live broadcast answering questions, I rushed to answer like crazy and became a god

[March 7]: "Himeko feels so tragic to me, can't I really die?" "

[Himeko Hoshiki]: "....."

[Kiana]: "You talk nonsense, Aunt Himeko will not die, if you die, Aunt Himeko will not die." "

Looking at the picture in which Himeko was so badly injured in order to save herself.

Kiana felt worse than anyone else.

Tears flowed down them.

If she could, she would rather Aunt Himeko could live well.

Don't save her, that's the best option.

"Kiana."

Mu Yu exclaimed softly, pointed to the screen, and slowly spoke: "I really want to... Another drink..."

"Oh... Got it. "

Kiana was stunned at first, then reacted, wiped the little pearl on her face and ran out of the dormitory.

This operation made Teresa and the cook mother not react.

"Where did she go?"

"I want to... Another drink..."

Mu Yu shook his head, saying that the insects are stupid, but the insects are really stupid?

It's just that there is Bud Yi in her and she doesn't like to use her brain.

Like now... Neither Teresa nor the cook heard what he meant, but the insect had already begun to act.

"Aunt Himeko, come, drink..."

"I don't have much pocket money, so I can only buy such a box."

"Don't be too little, let go and drink, I'll go to my aunt to be coquettish and roll around and ask for pocket money to buy wine for Aunt Jizi."

Himeko: "...."

No?

Kiana... Can you see what I'm doing?

I'm going to take a shower."

All clothes off, want to drink?

This.." 183".Suitable?

"Nope... Wait a minute... Kiana, don't be like this..."

[Himeko]: "Help, gurgling... Who came up with the bad idea? Kiana forced me to drink...."

[Mu Yu]: "...."

[Nha Yi]: "....."

[Teresa]: "Kiana, don't let her drink more, her body..."

"It's okay, I can help Himeko get back to health."

"I have Hsn-b46 serum."

"And the horse charm."

Mu Yu didn't expect Kiana to be so crazy.

The original intention was to let the insect and Himeko have a few sips, but who knows, Kiana directly began to pour wine.

It seems that he still overestimated the brain of the worm.

In other words, there is no gentleness in the blood of the Kaslana family.

[Teresa]: "Come on Kiana, pour it for me, pour it hard, there is no money, the great aunt buys you wine, you finish pouring wine." "

[Bud clothes]: "+1. "

Until Mu Yu could help Ji Zi recover her body, Teresa was not worried.

Give orders directly to Kiana.

It's over.

Broken Himeko, stinky Himeko, blame me every day for being careful and not letting you drink.

But am I really careful with my eyes?

I'm worried about your body.

Now okay, your body is going to be fine, then I must atmosphere once and let you drink enough at a time.

Drink until you are full, drink until you vomit.

[Himeko]: "Head of the school.... Purr... Let... Gollum...."

[Stop Cloud]: "Isn't it a bit exaggerated?" "

[Yukong]: "If this continues, Himeko is afraid that he will be supported to death, and he may not be able to last until the beginning of the plot." "

[Himeko Hoshidome]: "It's terrible. "

[Bronia]: "I choose B, run away in embarrassment, shake the rescuers and fight again." "

Bronia also hopes that Himeko-sensei can win, but analyze the situation she shows in the video.

Himeko-sensei's odds of winning are infinitely close to zero percent.

So, Bronia decided to choose B.

[Ding, Bronia answered incorrectly, randomly punished...]

[Erchuang video exposure: Take the Erxian Bridge to Chenghua Avenue and have your driver's license revoked. ] 】

[The penalty is mandatory for live broadcasting.] 】

Yes?

Wrong?

It's all to blame on the hateful idiot Kiana.

[Bronia]: "Bronia thinks it's all Kiana's fault, Kiana, stupid, big stupid." "

[Kiana]: "Shut up, I'm drinking with Aunt Himeko, Bronia, you little ghost, don't come, you're still too young." "

[Teresa]: "You're not big either. "

[Himeko]: "Save... Purr... Save me..."

Click——

The screen starts playing.

Kevin, who was laid-off and re-employed, finally ate a public meal.

Dressed in uniform and armed with a baton, he is unusually handsome.

However, at this time, Kevin still did not give up his good habit that had been maintained for 50,000 years.

Under the shade of a tree, Kevin snorted with interest.

At this time, the rumbling engine sounded, and a blue-and-white color, four-turbocharged, high-tech locomotive flashed.

Dust and leaves plastered to Kevin's face.

It suddenly became a dirty kitten face.

This funny scene made everyone laugh.

Especially the heroes in the promised land.

The laughter is even more presumptuous.

The first hero of the former civilization, the strongest fusion warrior, actually fell to such a point.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Boss Kevin, you're too funny, aren't you?"

"Pado... No, canned food, it's going to die of laughter, it's too..."

The cat laughed rather presumptuously.

On the other side, the pink fairy lady Alicia directly on the face.

The laughter is particularly rampant.

"Kevin... You know, we're all professionally trained people who don't laugh..."

"Unless..."

"I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha, laugh at me, Kevin is so miserable..."

Kevin: "...."

Kevin didn't want to speak, without him, his heart was like ice, and he didn't think that the person in the picture would be himself.

It's just that it's a guy who looks like himself.

He, Kevin, wouldn't go to a public meal.

Kevin in the Promised Land has no sorrow or joy.

The same goes for Kevin in the picture.

He is not angry that he has become a kitten face, in his opinion, instant noodles are the most important.

Until... He looked up.

Looking closely, I found that the guy riding the heavy motorcycle turned out to be a slender and petite silver-haired loli.

The propeller's long silver-gray hair flew wantonly in the air, quite dashing.

And this also made Kevin's eyes brighten, and he made up his mind to catch up with the silver-haired loli in front.

Of course, this is not because Kevin is BT lolicon.

Nine times out of ten, the loli who rides is underage.

As long as you can catch her, the performance will be there, the performance will be there, and the salary will be high.

The higher the salary, the more money you have.

The more money you have, the more delicious instant noodles you can buy.

So, little sister in front, you give me a stop. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Kevin quickly got up, got into his car, turned on the siren, and chased the silver-haired loli in front of him for a wild rush.

The whole army attacked and went straight to Bronia's heavy locomotives.

"Hello, little sister."

After Kevin stopped the crazy little loli, everyone finally saw who the protagonist of the heavy locomotive was.

Exactly Bronia.

It's quite polite Bronia.

After being stopped by Kevin, instead of being angry, he saluted seriously: "Ah sir is good!" "

Kevin: "Come on, little sister, let's talk over there, let me ask you, where should you go?" "

Bronia: "To the Erxian Bridge." "

Kevin: "..."

"It's not..."

"Where is the Erxian Bridge?"

"What I want to ask is, which path should you take."

Bronia: "Go to Chenghua Avenue." "

Kevin: "??? "

"What Chenghua Avenue?"

"What I want to ask is, can your car pull goods?"

When the words fell, Kevin suddenly reacted, and he didn't seem to stop Bronia to ask these questions.

But without waiting for Kevin to clear his thoughts.

Bronia gave another polite salute, "Ah, good sir! "

"Can pull goods, "

"Can pull a little."

"But not passengers."

Kevin: "Passengers? "

Bronia's polite and inappropriate answer made Kevin completely stunned.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What exactly do I want to do?

Kevin: "Wait, don't talk yet, let me brush it up." "

Bronia: "Hmm. "

"To the Erxian Bridge."

"Take the Avenue of Chenghua."

"Can pull goods, "

"Can pull a little."

"But not passengers."

The beanie-eyed Bronia spoke unhurriedly in a unique tone exclusive to Bronia.

And Kevin, a head with black lines...

He thought about what he was here for.

But in his mind, it was all Bronia's unique tone of magical brainwashing, and the dumb beanie eyes.

"Go to the Erxian Bridge."

"Take the Avenue of Chenghua."

"Ah-"

"Don't go to the Erxian Bridge, and don't take Chenghua Avenue."

Kevin was furious at Bronia's incompetence and got in and out of the car.

Trying to get everything back to square one.

Resent the question: "Come on, little sister, let's talk on the side, I ask you, where should you go?" "

Bronia: "To the Erxian Bridge." "

Kevin: "..."

Wrong.

How did it go around again?

Kevin covered his head with his hand and looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, and the whole person was stupid.

"Ahem... Little sister, I am asking which way should your car go? "

Bronia: "Go into Chenghua..."

Kevin: "Shut up, you're going to Chenghua Avenue and taking the Erxian Bridge, right?" "

"Huh?"

Bronia, who was robbed of her lines, was a little dumbfounded.

After analysis.

Nodded happily: "Yes, yes, go to Chenghua Avenue and take the Erxian Bridge." "

Sure enough, I was a genius.

Kevin almost jumped up from the spot with joy, completely unaware that he had forgotten his original intention to grasp the performance.

At this time, the mobile phone in Bronia's pocket rang.

It was Kiana who called.

"Stupid Bronia, let you pull Roar to put out the fire, and then, what about you? Did you defect? Secretly swallowed Roar? "

Kevin: "....."

Wait a minute.

I didn't hear you wrong, right?

Rayum comics to put out fires?

Are you sure you didn't go to arson?

Damn, I didn't expect that you, a very polite silver-haired loli, were actually arsonists.

At this moment, Kevin felt that the opportunity to shine was coming.

One grabbed Bronia's mobile phone and asked loudly, "You arsonist, tell the truth, where are you going to set the fire?" "

Bronia: "Go to the captain's house to put out the fire." "

Kevin: "It's arson, not firefighting, little sister, no, this suspect also pay attention to the wording." "

"You can remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court."

"We're watching you, we've been watching you."

Hearing this, Bronia was anxious, Doudou's eyes became round, how could she become a suspect?

He obviously pulled the original painting of Roar Mu to put out the fire.

It's not arson.

"Ah Sir, Bronia is not an arsonist, these roars are full of original picture books, who helped the captain put out the fire."

Kevin: "How can a comic put out a fire?" Moreover, if you pull the original picture book, you can only make the captain more angry. "

Bronia began to get anxious, "No, no, it was the captain and the stupid Kiana who asked Bronia to pull these to put out the fire, it was their 1.6 order, Bronia is not an arsonist, "

"Ah-"

Kevin looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and said a little sadly, "Little sister, sober up, can these things put out fires?" "

Bronia: "This doesn't put out fires. "

Kevin was speechless, "This can't put out the fire, you say it's a fire?" "

Bronia: "The original album, it can be fireproof." "

Kevin: "Prevent or put?" You mean put, right? Can this original album be set on fire? That's arsonist. "

Bronia: "No, not put, the original album is fireproof." "

"The original album was limited, and many captains lied to people, saying that the original album of the game was gone, so many people did not come to get it."

"In this way, the game is gone, and if it is not popular, they can receive this original album."

Kevin: "You mean, it's fireproof, right, oh, so it is, it's a bit of a struggle to talk to you." "

This is where the video comes to an abrupt end.

In Beanie-eyed Bronia's magical and inappropriate words.

Instant noodle police officer Kevin, finally lost his original intention, forgetting what he caught up with Bronia for.

It is precisely because of this video that all the fools in the live broadcast room have been blown up.

Without him.

The head is stupid, and you can't hold it.

How can the original manga of Roar be fireproof?

Aren't they paper?

Shouldn't paper be burned by fire?

Why is it still fireproof?

And those who have smart heads react at once.

For example, Otto,

[Otto]: "Mu Yu, my friend, are you the captain?" "。