Honghuang: I, the Monkey King, was born and was broadcast live by Sister Zhou

The dragon kings happily welcomed a group of 'robbers' into the Dragon Palace

All kinds of wine and delicacies, clam spirit dragon girls are waiting like ancestors.

Jiang Liu'er looked greedily at the big fish, meat, wine and delicacies on the table, and silently recited Buddhist scriptures with a cigarette in his mouth.

But the eyes had already glanced at the clam girls and dragon girls dancing in front of them.

Unconsciously muttered:

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left in his heart~".

In the next second, Sun Wu broke a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

Jiang Liu'er's eyes lit up

"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! I am seeking Mahayana Buddhism, not Hinayana Buddhism, and Mahayana Buddhism must not care about this!"

So in the bewildered eyes of the dragon kings,

This monk who went to the west to learn scriptures on the order of the Buddha held a cigarette in one hand and a fist in the other hand and shouted at Sun Wu and Sister Zhou.

And the maids serving on the side were unceremoniously pulled into their arms by Sun Wu to accompany them.

Sun Wu hugged the slender waist of the clam girl and sighed

In ancient times, this was good, some Qinglou industries were legal, not to mention fairies.

The banquet lasted for nearly half a month

Until Sister Zhou's live broadcast room reopened,

The audience, who had been waiting for an hour, was stunned to find that they had been waiting hard to see Sister Zhou's westward expedition turned into a ...... in line

[it, where is this?, there are so many beautiful girls!].

[Where is this girl, her skin is like clotted fat, her body is crispy, and she is as soft as a boneless, this is simply a goblin!].

[Report the overpipe! Someone here has a Y party! One day feast!].

[Asi! I'm so envious!].

[Old woman! Get out of the way! We want to see my sister...... Look at Brother Monkey!].

[When I was a child, I just watched monkeys, but now I finally have the opportunity to feast my eyes. 】

Sister Zhou looked at the constantly refreshing shock points and the rewards of the gift, and suddenly smiled happily.

Sure enough, it's easier for girls to increase the number of fans.

"Brothers, welfare, welfare! I don't have to do any room rounds this time!".

"See, don't you see it! The dragon girl dances with affection! The clam girl accompanies her in pairs!".

"The dragon flag is auspicious and bright, the treasure festival is full of energy, the fairy music and song are beautiful, and the phoenix and jade pipe are loud. Qiong incense swirls around the group of immortals,"

"Brothers, go a wave, move your little hands, I'll let them dance a little longer!".

Immediately, Sister Zhou also touched the mussel girl beside her:

"It feels like a bargain!".

【666！】

[Sister Zhou's cow batch!].

[Brothers, rocket up!┗|'O|┛嗷~~!].

A series of rewards made Sister Zhou's heart bloom

"Thank you for the tip from Brother 0 of the Night Star!".

"Thank you, 'I've got a green head...... Well, blank, 'Big Brother sent the rocket!".

Sister Zhou excitedly kept throwing her hand into the void

The dragon kings on the side whispered:

"Is this golden cicada still a fool?".

"Shen Yan! I can't say that he is reporting to the group of Bodhisattvas in Lingshan. "

"I see, it seems that our Dragon Palace has been under surveillance all along. "

"It's a good thing I didn't say anything about the ...... Bad words of the bodhisattvas. "

And at this time, on the Lingshan Mountain,

Rulai and the others looked at Jiang Liu'er, who no longer had the slightest image of Buddhism, with ugly faces.

Although I know that there is a possibility of being taken crooked,

But they never expected it to be so fast.

Fortunately, only Hinayana Buddhism avoids meaty women and the like.

My Mahayana Dharma has no taboos, but I don't care about that.

It's just that this group of guys has been in the Dragon Palace for more than half a month

He didn't even plan to seize the treasure and set off west, obviously he was already happy.

For example, I looked at the Buddhas and the Bodhisattvas

Everyone turned their heads in unison as if they didn't see it.

Everyone was really broken by this monkey, for fear that they would break the Buddha's heart.

The weaker ones can't beat the stronger ones, and even Guanyin is half angry, who is willing to run to test whether their Buddha heart is firm.

Looking at a bunch of guys who don't care about themselves,

Rulai was immediately furious:

"Don't go too far! I'm not alone, you're all under the Buddha Gate now!"

"The 48 grand oaths made by the saint are not a joke, once the journey to the west is unsuccessful, you should all go back and act as a robbery!"

The Lamp-Burning Buddha, who was also a quasi-holy Buddha of the past, spoke at this time:

"The Buddha's words are a bit abrupt, when Lao Tzu used great magic power to preach the Tao of Taiqing, turned Hu into a Buddha, and reincarnated as Sakyamuni,"

he said

"Now you occupy a seat in the "Three Buddhas of the Horizontal" and the "Three Buddhas of the Vertical" at the same time, as the Buddha of the present world, you should have some responsibility. "

Rulai's face changed

The Buddha's light surged all over his body, and the terrifying momentum instantly filled the entire Da Lei Yin Temple.

The ancient Buddha is also not to be outdone

The mana surging in his body collided with Rulai's mana.

For a while, the entire Leiyin Temple was intertwined, the thunder was raging, and the strong wind from the collision of mana blew the Buddhas below to stagger.

One of the two expounded the teaching, the other intercepted the teaching, and as the deputy head of the teaching, the lantern Taoist who took the initiative to take refuge did not receive guidance and attention, and only gave a past Buddha.

On the contrary, Lao Tzu calculated the two sages, and used Duobao to turn Hu into a Buddha and cut off Hu and teach luck in the West, but he became the honor of ten thousand Buddhas.

Of course, this made Randen feel particularly unhappy

He was already cautious, and he had been waiting for Rulai to come out of the trouble, and now the plan for the westward journey is not smooth

He didn't know how happy he was in the bottom of his heart.

"Amitabha!".

At this time, a fat ancient Buddha suddenly opened his mouth and interrupted the battle between the two

"Don't mention the past, now we are waiting for both glory and loss, and we must not delay the plan because of the momentary anger. "

Burning the lamp snorted and withdrew his mana.

Maitreya Buddha is the embodiment of the grandson of the same door as himself

Although I don't like him to see him, I still have to give face.

After all, this guy's position is the successor of the Buddha, because the future Buddha will have a chance to become the present.

And I, the Buddha of the past, will always be the Buddha of the past

This is what makes Randen particularly unhappy, and he is regarded as a manager regardless of whether he is expounding or Western teaching.

This is still the case even if the Western religion breaks out of its shell and becomes a Buddhist sect.

At this time, Guanyin sighed helplessly and said:

"Don't argue, I'll go again. "

Rulai, Randen, and Maitreya looked at Guanyin at the same time

"Good! good!".

Guanyin: "???".

Nima's, how do you feel that this group of old are playing themselves again!?

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