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Chapter 25
At this time, above the heavenly court,
The Jade Emperor's face turned pale, and he smashed a teacup made of immortal jade.
"Those bastards are bald! Why are you so shameless?!".
"I actually arranged the golden cicada directly to Huaguo Mountain! Why didn't anyone sneak into it before!".
Tai Bai Xing on the side looked up at Fang Liang blankly, this time he didn't say that the Buddha had a bag on his head.
Obviously, as a human spirit, he knows that the current Jade Emperor is angry, where does he dare to touch the Jade Emperor's brows.
Another henchman on the side, Wang Lingguan, lowered his eyebrows and said:
"It's probably because someone above blocked the golden cicada's heavenly machine that made me negligent. "
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly
"The stone monkey was reluctant to go west, so he directly arranged a six-winged golden cicada, and the reincarnation of such a murderous creature is also worthy of being a natural saint to preside over the westward journey. "
And at this time, Tai Bai Xing, who saw that he was a little more angry, comforted:
"The fierce beast is also an innate fierce beast, at least the natural saint did not stand on the side of the Buddha, which is very good. "
"If you want me to say, Your Majesty should quickly contact Lao Jun and see if he will receive it to my subordinates in the Xuanmen. "
"That's a congenital heel, rare tight, I'm afraid that I will be fooled away by the monkey who knows it too late. "
The Jade Emperor frowned
"Clairvoyance, tailwind ears, has there been any change in Huaguo Mountain these days?".
The two of them shook their heads again and again:
"Since the stone monkey refused the pull of the golden cicada, the golden cicada has conjured up some strange things out of nowhere, and pulled a group of monkeys to sing and dance all day long. "
"I always shout at Lao Tie 666 in the void, thanking everyone for the flying chicken, rockets and the like, which is really confusing. "
The Jade Emperor frowned
"What about the stone monkeys?".
"After meeting the golden cicada recently, it seems that the foreign objects of the golden cicada have attracted the demons in my heart, and I am playing there with a magic weapon called what switch all day long, and it seems that my cultivation has been wasted. "
The Jade Emperor snorted:
"After all, it is born from the essence of heaven and earth, it is not different, what happened to the southern Zhan Zhou?"
At this time, Tai Bai Xing continued:
"Back to Your Majesty, Buddhism has sent a new scripture learner to set off, apparently intending to test the attitudes of all parties. "
The Jade Emperor's face darkened, and he glanced at the guards behind him who were rolling up the door curtains, and said lightly
"Now that a good errand has been handed over to you, after the deed is completed, at least you can be supported by merit to ensure that you will not be destroyed, are you willing?"
The curtain guard's face was overjoyed
"My subordinates are willing to do the work of dogs and horses!".
The Jade Emperor nodded and suddenly shouted
"Someone! The general of the curtain broke the rules, dropped the curtain by mistake, and beat people with 800 lashes, degraded to the mortal world, and entered the quicksand river! Every seven days, people flew swords 100 times!".
The roller shutter was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed greatly:
"Your Majesty is wronged! It's not that I just let go of a good errand!"
Tai Bai Xing then swung and directly imprisoned the mana of the curtain.
Several immortal soldiers appeared and instantly pulled them down.
Waiting for the door of the temple to close, Tai Bai Xing laughed twice:
"It's a pity that this clumsy thing didn't understand His Majesty's intentions, and the miserable mile he cried was a good thing for prostitution. "
Wang Lingguan glanced at him and said in a low voice:
"If it's a good thing, why don't you go?".
Tai Bai Xing shook his head again and again:
"I'm a civil official, and it's better to give this kind of sinful work to young people, and besides, I don't lack merit now. "
Heavenly Court is in charge of the Heavenly Dao, and all of them who have immortal positions have a fixed distribution of merits, like wages.
The group of shameless guys in the West Sect are not less idle in the Heavenly Court.
Bang,
The Jade Emperor knocked on the table
"You have the skill of chewing the root of your tongue, so you might as well think about what to do with that golden cicada in Huaguo Mountain. "
"It's clear that there are no monkeys, so I just stuff an innate fierce beast myself to make up the numbers, it's really too deceitful. "
Tai Bai Xing touched his beard and suggested:
"Otherwise, Your Majesty will go to Dao Ancestor to make a fuss again? How long has my Heavenly Court been in charge of the Heavenly Dao, and the bald people in the West are ready to get a share, I really can't say it. "
"In the battle of the gods, although they showed their love, but the Ten Thousand Immortal Array Zhun Ti directly pulled away 3,000 Hongchen guests, how much did they lose, Dao Ancestor only separated the immortals a few years, and he jumped out to want a piece of the pie, and the merit owed was not repaid like this. "
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and groaned
Then a solemn look appeared on his face
"Do you think I didn't ask?".
"Daozu said that there is a deficiency in the way of heaven, and those two shameless swore 48 grand oaths back then, which led to the infinite merits of the way of heaven to become holy. "
"If we don't remedy it in time, I'm afraid that not only the mortal world will change from innate to acquired, but even thirty-three days will be affected. "
"If the westward journey can't be stopped, why don't you divide the luck of the Buddha Gate in advance, there are many demons on the westward journey, and you have to rely on the help of my heavenly court, right?"
Tai Bai Xing on the side was stunned
"But Your Majesty, now it's the one who is presiding over the journey to the west, but the one who knows the monkey from the Buddha Gate, how can he be willing to give up his merits? I'm afraid that when the time comes, all the bald people in Lingshan will be, right?"
The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and sneered
"Isn't there another natural saint?".
Tai Bai Xing and Wang Lingguan were stunned
Then a look of expression worthy of you appeared.
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The Jade Emperor's face turned pale, and he smashed a teacup made of immortal jade.
"Those bastards are bald! Why are you so shameless?!".
"I actually arranged the golden cicada directly to Huaguo Mountain! Why didn't anyone sneak into it before!".
Tai Bai Xing on the side looked up at Fang Liang blankly, this time he didn't say that the Buddha had a bag on his head.
Obviously, as a human spirit, he knows that the current Jade Emperor is angry, where does he dare to touch the Jade Emperor's brows.
Another henchman on the side, Wang Lingguan, lowered his eyebrows and said:
"It's probably because someone above blocked the golden cicada's heavenly machine that made me negligent. "
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly
"The stone monkey was reluctant to go west, so he directly arranged a six-winged golden cicada, and the reincarnation of such a murderous creature is also worthy of being a natural saint to preside over the westward journey. "
And at this time, Tai Bai Xing, who saw that he was a little more angry, comforted:
"The fierce beast is also an innate fierce beast, at least the natural saint did not stand on the side of the Buddha, which is very good. "
"If you want me to say, Your Majesty should quickly contact Lao Jun and see if he will receive it to my subordinates in the Xuanmen. "
"That's a congenital heel, rare tight, I'm afraid that I will be fooled away by the monkey who knows it too late. "
The Jade Emperor frowned
"Clairvoyance, tailwind ears, has there been any change in Huaguo Mountain these days?".
The two of them shook their heads again and again:
"Since the stone monkey refused the pull of the golden cicada, the golden cicada has conjured up some strange things out of nowhere, and pulled a group of monkeys to sing and dance all day long. "
"I always shout at Lao Tie 666 in the void, thanking everyone for the flying chicken, rockets and the like, which is really confusing. "
The Jade Emperor frowned
"What about the stone monkeys?".
"After meeting the golden cicada recently, it seems that the foreign objects of the golden cicada have attracted the demons in my heart, and I am playing there with a magic weapon called what switch all day long, and it seems that my cultivation has been wasted. "
The Jade Emperor snorted:
"After all, it is born from the essence of heaven and earth, it is not different, what happened to the southern Zhan Zhou?"
At this time, Tai Bai Xing continued:
"Back to Your Majesty, Buddhism has sent a new scripture learner to set off, apparently intending to test the attitudes of all parties. "
The Jade Emperor's face darkened, and he glanced at the guards behind him who were rolling up the door curtains, and said lightly
"Now that a good errand has been handed over to you, after the deed is completed, at least you can be supported by merit to ensure that you will not be destroyed, are you willing?"
The curtain guard's face was overjoyed
"My subordinates are willing to do the work of dogs and horses!".
The Jade Emperor nodded and suddenly shouted
"Someone! The general of the curtain broke the rules, dropped the curtain by mistake, and beat people with 800 lashes, degraded to the mortal world, and entered the quicksand river! Every seven days, people flew swords 100 times!".
The roller shutter was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed greatly:
"Your Majesty is wronged! It's not that I just let go of a good errand!"
Tai Bai Xing then swung and directly imprisoned the mana of the curtain.
Several immortal soldiers appeared and instantly pulled them down.
Waiting for the door of the temple to close, Tai Bai Xing laughed twice:
"It's a pity that this clumsy thing didn't understand His Majesty's intentions, and the miserable mile he cried was a good thing for prostitution. "
Wang Lingguan glanced at him and said in a low voice:
"If it's a good thing, why don't you go?".
Tai Bai Xing shook his head again and again:
"I'm a civil official, and it's better to give this kind of sinful work to young people, and besides, I don't lack merit now. "
Heavenly Court is in charge of the Heavenly Dao, and all of them who have immortal positions have a fixed distribution of merits, like wages.
The group of shameless guys in the West Sect are not less idle in the Heavenly Court.
Bang,
The Jade Emperor knocked on the table
"You have the skill of chewing the root of your tongue, so you might as well think about what to do with that golden cicada in Huaguo Mountain. "
"It's clear that there are no monkeys, so I just stuff an innate fierce beast myself to make up the numbers, it's really too deceitful. "
Tai Bai Xing touched his beard and suggested:
"Otherwise, Your Majesty will go to Dao Ancestor to make a fuss again? How long has my Heavenly Court been in charge of the Heavenly Dao, and the bald people in the West are ready to get a share, I really can't say it. "
"In the battle of the gods, although they showed their love, but the Ten Thousand Immortal Array Zhun Ti directly pulled away 3,000 Hongchen guests, how much did they lose, Dao Ancestor only separated the immortals a few years, and he jumped out to want a piece of the pie, and the merit owed was not repaid like this. "
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and groaned
Then a solemn look appeared on his face
"Do you think I didn't ask?".
"Daozu said that there is a deficiency in the way of heaven, and those two shameless swore 48 grand oaths back then, which led to the infinite merits of the way of heaven to become holy. "
"If we don't remedy it in time, I'm afraid that not only the mortal world will change from innate to acquired, but even thirty-three days will be affected. "
"If the westward journey can't be stopped, why don't you divide the luck of the Buddha Gate in advance, there are many demons on the westward journey, and you have to rely on the help of my heavenly court, right?"
Tai Bai Xing on the side was stunned
"But Your Majesty, now it's the one who is presiding over the journey to the west, but the one who knows the monkey from the Buddha Gate, how can he be willing to give up his merits? I'm afraid that when the time comes, all the bald people in Lingshan will be, right?"
The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and sneered
"Isn't there another natural saint?".
Tai Bai Xing and Wang Lingguan were stunned
Then a look of expression worthy of you appeared.
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