He Became the Aunt of His Best Friend after Waking Up

Chapter 7: First Kiss Gone
Translator: Léon
Shi Chen could do nothing but go over to him while Qing Bo had made it this clear to him. Dragging the quit forward together with him, Chen returned to his original place and looked up at him. With a closer look, it wouldn’t be hard to find that Chen’s pupils were not in pure black but in deep blue. Almost no one could hold himself together quite well when encountering such innocent eyes and impeccably handsome face of Chen.

When they just got married, Qing Bo saw many of such expression on Ke Zhen’s face. Ke Zhen always played innocent or weak with him, and often did childish and ridiculous things to try to attract his attention. But Bo knew too well what an ugly soul was hidden under his beauty, so he never paid attention to it.

But after Chen woke up from a coma due to a car accident, Bo found that he had changed a lot. His beauty remained, but the soul in it seemed to have gone through a fundamental change.

Eyes were the window of soul, and he could tell many differences from Chen’s.

Bo reached out and stroked Chen’s face.

Chen sat there quietly and let him touch it. He didn’t open his mouth before Bo had enough of it. “Am I good-looking?”

“Yes.”

Chen blinked his eyes, “Then can you not fire for the sake of my beauty?”
Bo said, “You were right.”

Chen replied, “What did I say?”

Bo answered, “We old men are just so oversexed.”

Chen was so speechless, “Can I apologize for my words just now?”

“Too late.” Bo said plainly. “I’ve got hard.”

As long as he didn’t fuck him, it would just be alright. Chen took a deep breath, “Then I, could I use my hands?”

Qing Bo reached for Chen’s chin and pinched it, with his fingers gently across Chen’s soft lips.

“Mouth.”

Chen could not understand why this old man could do it so long every time, and was quite curious to know under what circumstances he would have premature ejaculation.

Would he have premature ejaculation?

Chen rubbed both sides of his sore cheeks, took a look at the closed bathroom door, and secretly made up his mind to let him have premature ejaculation for once before they got divorced!

“Old man, we’ll just wait and see!”

The old man came out after taking a bath and patted on Chen’s head, “Go and have a bath.” When Chen got up, he patted him on his ass again. “Sleep with me tonight.”

“What?” Chen was petrified.

“Sleep with me from now on.” Bo held Chen’s waist gently. “We’re married, yeah?”

Chen angrily slapped his hand away. “You’re on it! Do you want to do this every night? I’m telling you, there’s no way!”

“I didn’t mean it, but if you want, I don’t mind doing that every night.” Bo smiled at him. “Don’t want to take a bath? Then take your pants off and have another shot …”

“People like you will play yourself to death sooner or later!” Chen stepped on his toes and instantly rushed into the bathroom.

Chen stayed intentionally in the bathroom for nearly an hour, presuming that Qing Bo would now be already asleep. But when he went out, he saw that he looked very high-spirited, was reading in bed and showed no trace of tiredness.

Chen was so angry at this scene that he kept rolling his eyes. The old man should be still so high-spirited after a day of work!

It couldn’t be more irritating!

“It really takes you a long time to have a bath.” Bo put down the book in his hand and waved to Chen, “Come here.”

Chen looked down checking on his clothes and fastened the belt of his bathrobe. Then he reluctantly stepped forward and said, “Why are you still not sleeping?”

Bo noticed his little acts and directly hugged him into his arms, holding back his laugh, “Waiting for you.”

“I want to play some more computer games.” The old man was just too fond of taking advantage of others. Chen restrained himself from rolling his eyes. “You still have to go to work tomorrow. Have an early sleep.”

“Still wanna play computer games? All right, give me a kiss and I’ll allow you.”

Chen quickly pecked him on the cheek, and got out of bed, intending to run. But Qing Bo grasped his hand, and pulled him back, “Who asks you to kiss the face?”

Chen straightforwardly gave him another kiss on the forehead.

“Neither on the forehead.”

Chen was annoyed, “Do you want me to kiss on your lips? Don’t push your luck! My first …”

Seeing Chen suddenly stopped talking, Qing Bo raised his eyebrows and asked, “Your what?”

“My middle school desk mate once told me a kiss on the forehead showed the kisser’s concern and love, and also respect …”

“Shit, I just can’t make the fucking of it up anymore.”

Chen gritted his teeth, “So annoying. Give it back to me if you don’t want!”

“All right, give it back to you.”

Finishing his words, Bo kissed on Chen.

Chen couldn’t be more annoyed! He not only lost his first kiss but let Qing Bo touch all over his body last night! His eyes were a little swollen when he woke up this morning. He must have cried for it in dream.

Judging from Bo’s behaviors lately, Chen could no longer believe that he had never touched Ke Zhen in these two years of marriage. What a shameless old man! And still pretend to be a gentleman in front of me! Pooh!

Chen got out of bed in anger. After washing up, he then went to knock on the guest bedroom’s door. Not receiving any response after knocking several times, Chen directly opened the door and walked in. Seeing Yunsheng Liang still sleeping, Chen heaved a sigh, got onto his bed and lay next to him.

“Liangzi, you have no idea how miserable I was last night. My first kiss is gone.”

“If it goes on like this, I’m afraid my first night will be gone soon.”

“Hurry to help figure out how to make your uncle hate me and bring up the divorce again.”

“Liangzi, what about we starting to date?”

Next to Chen, Liang yanked off the quilt which covered his head, tilted his head and stared at Chen, “What are you talking about?”

“You’re awake.” Chen said with a weak voice, “I’m hungry now.”

Liang lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, went into the bathroom to wash up, then came out quickly, and said to Chen, “Wait for a moment. I’ll go to buy breakfast.”

Chen nodded, grabbed the pillow and lay down again.

Liang bought soup dumplings, soybean milk and fried bread sticks. Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Chen ate up his share, and also took half of Liang’s fried bread stick. When he was full, he patted his stomach and sighed contentedly, “Ah, it’s so good to be alive.”

Seeing Chen leaning against the head of the bed and seemed too lazy to move, Liang found him a wet towel to wipe his hands, and then asked when he finished, “What did you just say? We begin dating?”

“I’ve thought about it carefully. It’s not proper. I can’t mess with you. It’ll be bad for you. What if your uncle got angry and cut off the source of your living expenses?” said Chen, “It seems that I can only take the old road Ke Zhen had taken and go hooking up with whosoever outside. Don’t stare at me. I’m not that stupid as he is. Of course I won’t take it for real. It’s acting, do you understand?”

“Then you might as well hook up with me. Well, acting with me.” Liang rubbed the piercing short hair on his head. “As for the my living expenses, my mother has left me a lot of money and there’s nothing to worry about it.”

“Liangzi.” Chen reached out and patted on Liang’s shoulder. “You are really my good brother.”

“You’ve been so kind to me that I should bring no harm to you. I have a card in my wallet. It’s presumed to be given by your uncle. I’ve decided to act this evening. I’ll go to the bar, swipe your uncle’s card and mess up with men. I do not believe he’ll still disagree with the divorce if I cuckold him!”

Liang slapped Chen’s hand away.

Chen touched his wrist and saw Liang didn’t look good. With a little thought, Chen said, “Well, then don’t swipe your uncle’s card …”

“It’s not about the money!” Liang wore an expression that indicated he was holding back his anger. “Have you ever thought about the consequences of doing that? What if you meet someone who’s not easy to mess up with and put yourself in it?”

Relieved, Chen hit him with his hand. “So, you’re worried about this. What’s to worry about? Have you forgotten I’m good at fighting? Whoever dares the fucking touch me, I’ll beat him to death!”

“It’s in the past, it’s Shi Chen! Look at you now, all you’ve got are thin arms and legs, and you’re so short. I can even pick you up with one hand!”

Chen had a big laugh, “You must be kidding …”

And then Chen shut up.

Liang really picked him up with one hand.

And it looked so effortless.

Chen was speechless, “…”

Liang put him down, “How about this?”

“Nothing.” Chen sat directly down to the ground and said downheartedly, “Ke Zhen is already 24 years old. He certainly won’t grow any longer. Can I only accept my fate of being so short?”

Liang gently kicked him, “Get up.”

Chen grabbed the chance and hugged Liang’s leg directly. While crying halfheartedly, Chen stroked Liang’s long legs, “I originally had such long legs too. Liangzi, why do you think I am so miserable now. It’s pretty hard to become a sissy already, now I am so short. What am I going to do with the rest of my life, ahhhh?”

“Stop crying. Get up.”

“No, I don’t. I’m hurt. I’m miserable. I’m poor. And I’m short. Ahhhhh …”

Liang couldn’t find a way to soothe him, so he picked him up. “It’s okay to be a little bit short. Nothing serious as long as you are not ugly.”

Chen wiped his eyes, “Then not to hook up with others at first. I have to have some exercise. I’ll go to the gym to apply for a membership card. Can you accompany me?”

Chen was still the same person and was so ill-considered.

“All right.” Liang nodded. “I’ll go with you.”

This way then. It was better than really going to mess with other men, anyway. As for the divorce, it couldn’t be hurried. There would way out in the end. There was still time.

Chen was really beaten this time. He made up his mind to strengthen his muscles. He could be short, but must be strong. Otherwise, when he was bullied someday, he could do nothing about it. This was not his style. It had always been him to bully others, and it didn’t feel right for him to be bullied by others!

And it was just well-timed. Qing Bo was supposed to go on a business trip overseas and wouldn’t be back until half a month later. Chen was overjoyed and felt it couldn’t be more wonderful. He could take advantage of this period of time to undergo a hell-like training. If the old man still dared to touch him again after he came back, there was going to be something waiting for him!

So, Chen made up his mind and went straight to the gym with Bo’s card.

Chen gritted his teeth and kept training for a whole of ten days.

On the eleventh day, Qing Bo came back.

Chen rubbed his hands excitedly and thought that it was good that he came back early. Not being able to see the old man all these days, Chen missed him very much. Of course, it was not that Chen couldn’t stand being separated from him any longer. Chen just couldn’t wait to put all of his trainings these days under a test on Bo.

Unexpectedly, Qing Bo did not come back alone. There was a stranger together with him.

It was a man with elfin grace, and he even had a head of long hair. With one single glance, Chen concluded that he wouldn’t be some kind guy!

They had not been divorced! Chen was really pissed off at this scene and wondered if Qing Bo regarded him dead so he directly brought this bitch home.