He Became the Aunt of His Best Friend after Waking Up

Chapter 2: Having a Stomachache
Translator: Léon
“He, his ass tickles. And he asks me to scratch for him.”

Shi Chen took a look at Yunsheng Liang, saying to himself, “You’d better say nothing.”

Expectedly, Qing Bo looked sulkier as soon as he heard Liang’s words, “Get out.”

Shi Chen pulled up his pants and intended to step out. It didn’t seem good and it would be the best to leave first!

Qing Bo grabbed Chen’s arm and motioned to Yunsheng Liang to get out. When Liang left and closed the door, he then bowed his head and looked down at Shi Chen, “Where are you going?”

Ah, Qing Bo didn’t ask Chen to get out. Shi Chen nearly forgot that he was living in Ke Zhen’s body now. It was apparent that their relationship would be naturally closer than that between Qing Bo and Yunsheng Liang. They were a couple, anyway … Well, a couple now. So it was surely Yunsheng Liang who should get out just now.

“Hum!” Shi Chen cleared his throat. In fact, he was still not used to Zhen’s voice, which was too sissy. “I, go to the bathroom.”

Qing Bo pulled over Chen’s shoulder and pointed to the direction of the bathroom, “There it is.”

“Oh, I stayed on bed for so many days that I’m already confused.” Shi Chen patted his head, walked quickly into the bathroom, and locked the door. He stood in front of the sink, and rubbed his face hardly in front of the mirror.

What to do? What to do next? Could I only be able to feign my memory loss in the name of the car accident?

Chen released his hands, looked left and right, and finally raised his hand again to touch his face, sighing in front of the mirror. What a beauty Ke Zhen was! If he were not so stupid, how adorable he would be.

Well, considering that I was living in Zhen’s body, I would just give him a hand and finish the divorce. Love made people blind. Maybe Ke Zhen would get smarter after leaving Qing Bo.

Okay then, this was the way out.

Shi Chen went out and saw Qing Bo standing in front of the window, with his back to him. He was talking on the phone. It was presumed to be stuffs in business. It turned out Boss Bo was very busy.

No one knew whether he was pretending or not though.

Shi Chen touched his own chin and locked his eyes on the slender and upright figure of Qing Bo. Well, the old man really had a ripped body.

Qing Bo turned around as soon as he hung up the phone, only to encounter Chen’s lascivious eyes. Bo’s face darkened on the spot, “What are you looking at?”

“You’ve got quite long legs.” Shi Chen looked enviously, “You’re no shorter than 1.8 meters, aren’t you?”

Qing Bo had a cold look at him, “I’m 1.87 meters tall.”

Shi Chen said from the bottom of his heart, “Wow, you’re so tall.”

Qing Bo frowned, “What’s the matter with you?”

“Have you discovered it?” Shi Chen smiled dryly, “Haw-haw, here’s the point. I’ve lost my memory.”

Bo squinted at him, while Shi Chen looked magnanimous and only stood there to let him see.

After almost two minutes, Bo finally opened his mouth, “Do you think I will keep allowing you to stay with me if you play the fool like this?”

It seemed this guy really disliked Ke Zhen. Heaving a sigh in his heart, Chen looked sincerely at Qing Bo, “I’ve heard about what happened between you and me from Liangzi. I have been reflecting all these days while lying on the sickbed. And I finally realized that it was my mistake, so I decided to agree to a divorce and set you free.”

“Liangzi?”

“Huh?” Wasn’t the point of what he had just said was about the divorce? Shi Chen touched his temple. “I don’t know whether it’s because he’s the first person I saw when I woke up so I always feel close to him …”

Qing Bo sneered, “You feel close to every young and handsome man.”

No. I didn’t. Surely, I was not that kind of person! Shi Chen was about to refute it subconsciously when he suddenly realized that he was now using Zhen’s body, so he swallowed back all the words, chewed them, and replaced it with another sentence.

“Maybe. But he’s really so young, vigorous and energetic …”

“You think I’m old?!”

Startled, Shi Chen patted his chest and said, “No, no. I didn’t mean that.” He took a look at Qing Bo up and down, and then added, “You look actually fine, not very old.”

Bo suddenly reached for Chen’s collar, making Chen’s feet almost off the ground since Chen was much shorter than Bo. It didn’t feel very good to Chen.

“Hey …”

“Your ass tickles? We haven’t divorced yet and you’re really in a hurry to seduce others, huh. Young? Vigorous? Why, can’t I satisfy you?”

“You …” Shi Chen rolled his eyes implicitly, “You free your hands first.”

In a flash, Bo threw Chen straight onto the ground and looked down at him, “I warn you to stay away from my nephew.”

Shit, what a bad temper this man had!

However, this throw pissed Shi Chen off. Chen looked up and glared at him, “Why? I’ll just be close to him!”

Qing Bo sneered at his words and began taking off his belt, “I think your ass is really itchy.”

Shi Chen was frightened, “You, what are you going to do?”

“No need to pretend with me. Don’t you just want me to fuck you for all your intention of trying to piss me off?”

Who the hell wanted you to fuck me? I was supposed to fuck someone else! Seeing Qing Bo walking over to him, Shi Chen was now really panicked, with his hands and feet both retreating, “Calm down! Just calm down at first! And listen to me!”

“Come on, which way do you want? I’m in a good mood today. I’ll satisfy you.”

Shi Chen got up and intended to run, only to be held by the waist. Several steps forward, Bo threw Chen onto the sickbed.

The sudden tumble made Chen feeling sick and dizzy. Scarcely had Chen sat up with his hand holding his head when he was pressed down onto the sickbed again. Chen even didn’t have the chance to say any word.

Qing Bo landed on Chen, reaching out his hand to pinch his chin, “Look at your bitchy face.”

Zhen did have a bitchy face. Even Chen also said words like this before the car accident. But now he had this face, somehow the words sounded very offensive. Looking at Bo’s bulging arm muscles wrapped under the expensive shirt cloth, Chen came to know that even the three of himself added up were not the equivalent of him, so he put down the idea of directly fighting against Bo. Instead, Chen resorted to soft tactics, “Darling ~”

Disgusted, Qing Bo instantly withdrew his hand and stared at Chen.

Huh? Had Ke Zhen never called him like that? There was a chance!

Chen held Bo’s hand and looked at him affectionately, “Darling, actually I also want to do it with you, but I’m not fully recovered yet, so I’m unfit for such strenuous thing. How about you putting up with it now and waiting for me to get out of the hospital, okay?”

Sure enough, Bo was disgusted. He threw away Chen’s hand, and quickly got out of the sickbed and went into the bathroom.

Bo got out five minutes later after making himself well-groomed again. His face sank after finding Chen missing. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number, then hurried out of the ward.

Shi Chen waited until he left before crawling out from under the sickbed. Then he dusted his clothes off and went to the door, poking his head left and right. After making sure that there was no trace of Qing Bo in the hallway, he returned inside, took a set of clothes out of the wardrobe and replaced his hospital gown with it.

Shi Chen grabbed his phone and wallet and left in a hurry. Only when he left the hospital did he find that his phone ran out of battery. Fortunately, he had got a handsome face, with the help of which he managed to borrow a phone from a passerby effortlessly and give Yunsheng Liang a call, asking him out to meet at KFC.

Liang arrived soon and asked Chen hurriedly, “Why do you get out? My uncle has been looking for you everywhere!”

Shi Chen sucked a big mouthful of 9Lives Juice and sighed comfortably, “Let him go to look for me.”

Noticing the five cups of 9Lives Juice arranged in a line on the table, Yunsheng Liang frowned and took over the remaining four cups , “You should drink less cold things.”

“That’s all right. I’m feeling in good state now.” Shi Chen put the cup aside, put on a disposable glove, took a chicken wing and began to gnaw it. He smiled at Liang, “Even a 100-meter race will be no problem to me.”

“It’s surely no problem for you. But not for Ke Zhen.” Liang said, “He has stomach trouble and he’ll have stomachaches as soon as he eats something cold.”

“No way! How did he mess up his stomach when he was so young?” Showing little interest in Zhen’s health, Chen spat out the chicken bones out of his mouth, and then took a chicken leg to eat, “How do you know he has a bad stomach?”

“Well, my uncle paid no attention to him, so he always played the ruse of getting himself injured to get some sympathy. He once got himself drunk and deliberately waited outside the villa. He didn’t know that my uncle was not in the city that night. It was winter and was still snowing that night. If he had not been found by me, he would have been frozen to death.”

“Judging from your words, I think he’s also very pathetic.” Chen took off the disposable gloves and wiped his mouth with a piece of napkin. “And I found that your uncle seemed to have violent tendencies.”

“What did he do to you?”

Chen crumpled the napkin into a ball, put it aside and then sighed, “He wants to fuck me.” Seeing Liang’s eyes widened, Chen added hurriedly, “Take it easy. He didn’t get it.”

“Is that why you escaped from the hospital?” asked Yunsheng Liang.

Chen nodded, reached for the juice but was stopped by Lian. Chen also felt a little uncomfortable in the stomach so he did not insist. Instead, he leaned his chin upon his hands, “Liangzi, what do you think I should do in the future?”

Liang thought for a moment and said, “Let’s get divorced at first.”

“I’m sure I will. Anyway, I don’t want to be your aunt. But …” Chen paused for a moment and asked, “How old is your uncle?”

“34. What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Chen touched his temple. “Just, just that he maintains a good shape of body.”

Liang gulped, “Are you having any thoughts about my uncle?”

“No, no. It’s just a thought.”

“It’s the best that you don’t. Ke Zhen is not worthy of my uncle, and as for you, you and my uncle are not suitable. Therefore, your marriage must be ended.”

“All right, all right. We’ll get divorced soon. I’ll go home and sign the divorce papers right now.” Chen stood up, but sat back immediately. Liang looked at him, “What’s up?”

Chen pressed his stomach with one hand and took a trembling breath, “Shit, I have a stomachache.”

“I’ve told you not to drink cold stuffs!” Liang was worried. “You have no idea how scary he is when he has a stomachache!”

“You didn’t say that until I finished drinking, all right?” Chen smiled bitterly. “Cut your crap and give me a hand.”

Liang helped Chen to leave the KFC. As soon as they left the gate, Chen could not bear the ache, with his head full of sweat and his face miserably pale. He said tremblingly, “I, I can’t hold on. The baby is coming …”

“You shut up!” Liang could only blame himself for being unable to throw him on the ground. “What time is it now? You’re still kidding!”

“Really, it really hurts.” Chen bent down painfully with his stomach in his arms. “I’m about to die …”

“Then you’d better keep living. Don’t die.” Liang directly picked up Chen. As soon as he turned around, Liang saw a man walking head-on towards him. Liang froze on the spot, “Uncle.”

“Give him to me.” Qing Bo reached his hands out to him.

Chen hugged Liang’s neck and gasped to his ear, “Don’t. He must be thinking I’m playing the ruse. Later … later on who knows how he will humiliate me. Liangzi, help me …”

Yunsheng Liang tightened his arms, “Uncle, he said he didn’t want to go with you.”

Qing Bo looked at Liang and said blankly, “When did you get so close to him?”

Chen Shi was so painful that he was nearly about to swear. He turned his head and shouted to Bo, “We’ve always been so close! Get out of the way!”

Sulking, Bo walked up and grabbed Chen over in his arms. He then turned around and walked quickly towards the black Mulsanne, who was parked by the side of the road. Chen gritted his teeth hatefully and rubbed his sweat on Bo’s suit intentionally, “Fucking Bo …”

Qing Bo got into the car and told the driver to drive. Only then did he look down at the half-dead man in his arms, “Now not calling me darling, huh?”

Shi Chen gasped for breath and then opened his mouth … Chen threw up all over him.

Qing Bo frowned instantly and said to the driver, “Hurry up!”