He Became the Aunt of His Best Friend after Waking Up

Chapter 12: Yu’s son
Translator: Léon
Chen couldn’t sleep but kept tossing and turning in bed all night. As soon as he got up the next day, he rushed to knock on the door of the second bedroom. But no one responded. He then ran downstairs and asked Feng Ma, who said that Cheng Yu and Yunsheng Liang had not got up yet.

They were still in the room but no one answered the door. It was obvious that they had endured a fierce sex last night so they were still in deep sleep now. Chen unbridled his imagination as he ate breakfast. When he was about to think of the most intense part, Feng Ma put a cup of hot milk in front of him …

Chen almost vomited over it.

In the meanwhile, Yu and Liang were still sleeping soundly upstairs. They did not know that they had been eavesdropped last night. To be exact, only one was sleeping soundly in bed at this time. The other had been awake for nearly the whole night.

Yu did behave badly in sleep. One minute he would sprawl on the bed and make Liang reduced to lying at the edge of the bed, while the next he would clamp Liang like an octopus. Well, in addition to that, Yu would use his legs to rub Liang’s body when clamping him.

But poor Liang was right now a teenager who was in adolescence. He had been gnashing his teeth and putting up with it all night, with half of his life almost rubbed off.

Liang knew it was Chen who was knocking at the door just now, but he remained silent because Yu was still asleep — this guy had told him before he went asleep last night that he tended to get angry being woken up early so he had told Liang he’d better not do that.

But who was not the same as him? Why should he so obedient to him? The more Liang thought about it, the more unjustly treated he felt. But when he thought of Yu’s waist injury, he could not help but take a deep breath. Liang could do nothing but bear it.

Almost twenty minutes later, the man who rested his head on Liang’s arm finally woke up. It should have been the fucking time for him to wake up for Liang would lose his arm if he slept like that any longer!

Liang drew back his arm, frowned and sat up. Yu rubbed his eyes, and also sat up, with his whole body leaning softly on Liang’s shoulders.

“Hey.” Liang shook his shoulder and pushed Yu. “Get up if you wake up.”

“Uh …” Yu buried his face on Liang’s shoulder and gently rubbed, with a few strands of hair creeping into Liang’s shirt. Yu’s hair moved back and forth on Liang’s chest in synchronization with his own movement, making Liang feel slightly cool and a little itchy. “Wait for a while.”

Liang felt his mouth dry and his ears hot. He tried not to let his voice sound strange, “I’m going to get up.”

Yu suddenly reached out and touched Liang’s crotch, directly making Liang jump out of bed in horror.

“What are you doing?!”

With no place to lean on, Yu lay back straightforwardly onto the bed. He buried his face in the pillow and kept laughing for quite a while. Then he sat up, tied up his long loose hair with a rubber band, and looked at Liang smilingly, “It’s really erected. Do you want me to help you?”

Chen walked upstairs after finishing breakfast, but the door of the second bedroom was still closed. Chen wondered whether they were still in sleep.

Who knew whether they had woken up or not?

Chen could not beat his curiosity, so he attached his ear to the door again to eavesdrop. As soon as his ear came near the door, Chen heard a rub-a-dub sound as if something had hit the headboard. Startled, Chen covered his own mouth and was about to run away when another short sound “Ah” was heard from inside. Chen understood what was happening immediately and put his ear back close to the door reflexively.

It was that old slut’s voice. After that, he shouted several sounds of pain. Then someone hit the headboard with a bump again. Chen supposed it was Yu.

Wow, it was a little intense.

“Can’t you just be gentle? My waist still aches. Ah … You bastard …”

“Shut up!”

He bumped into the headboard again.

My goodness, was Bo’s nephew really so violent on bed? Liang had fucked Yu so hard, but still did not allow him to make a sound. Were it Chen to be fucked like that, he would certainly shout out, either for pain or in bliss. Chen thought that the old man seemed less rude than his nephew.

Shit, what was he thinking of?!

Chen slapped himself on his forehead to stop thinking. At the same time, Liang pressed Yu’s shoulders and fucked him hard in the room, making him bump into the headboard again in pain. Liang didn’t let go of his hands until Yu had finished shouting. And Liang warned him in low sound, “Take care of your hands!”

Yu twisted his arm, which was almost broken by Liang, and turned around to look at Liang, “Such a bad temper in young age. Be careful that you can’t find a wife in the future.”

Liang snorted coldly, “I don’t need a wife.”

“Really?” Yu laughed out. “Then be careful that you can’t find a husband in the future.”

Flushed, Liang said angrily, “You need to find a husband!”

Yu replied perfectly, “I do. So do you accept me as your wife?”

Liang was rendered speechless. It took a good while before a word came out of his mouth, “Psychopath.”

The old slut was beside Liang all time in the morning. Chen didn’t find the opportunity to be with Liang alone until Yu went to take a nap.

With curiosity fermenting in his mind, Chen leaned over to him and asked, “What’s going on with you two?”

Liang was sitting on the sofa, holding his phone and browsing Weibo, “What do you mean?”

“Come on. Tell me.” Chen thumped him on his arm. “I’ve already heard everything.”

Liang tilted his head to look at Chen, “What have you heard?”

Chen feigned a cough sound and winked at him, “You’re doing that kind of thing.”

Liang frowned, “What kind of thing?”

Dissatisfied with his response, Chen thumped him again, “What are you hiding from me here? It’s meaningless. I won’t tell your uncle.”

Liang was really confused, “No, I am hiding nothing from you. What on earth are you talking about?”

Chen almost forgot the meaning of the word “what”.

“Haven’t you with him …” Chen pointed towards upstairs, and made a gesture whose meaning everyone knew. “Have you had … already?”

Liang understood him immediately, and stood up instantly, saying, “Nonsense! How could I with him … It’s not gonna happen between me and him even if you and my uncle are really together!”

“Ah, take it easy.” Chen made a gesture of both of his hands pressing down. “Keep your voice down.”

Liang flopped down into the sofa and glared at Chen, “Don’t ever think about such nonsense!”

“I’m not talking of nonsense. I overheard him shouting in pain when I passed by your door last night, so …”

“I was just helping him apply medicine!” Liang interrupted him, took a deep breath, and continued, “And I also gave him a massage. But I did nothing else. Nor could I possibly do anything else!”

There was simply no secret between them before. Apart from that, all kinds of jokes would be fine. But Chen saw Liang get really angry at this time, though ignorant of the reason. He didn’t why it had ended up like this for it was at most a misunderstanding. Chen scratched his head and said dryly, “Oh, I see.”

“That will never happen even if it happens between you and my uncle someday!” Liang added.

“Why do you always make a comparison of me and your uncle?” Chen was perplexed. “But well, I even kind of want to have sex with your uncle hearing you refer to that.”

Speechless, Liang even wanted to give himself several punches on the spot. He nearly got mad at Chen’s words.

“Don’t ever think of that!”

“Ok, ok.” Realizing that he had made a mistake, Chen naturally did not want to continue this awkward conversation. “Do you have anything to do this afternoon?”

“Yes.” said Liang, “His son returned from overseas. He wants me to accompany him to pick him up.”

“Cheng Yu?” Chen was surprised. “He’s already had a son? Wait, why do you agree so fast? You don’t have to do whatever he asks. Don’t get too close to him. That guy doesn’t look like some kind guys!”

“Well, I’ve kept this in mind.”

Liang knew to keep a distance with Yu, but not vice versa.

Though having slept the whole afternoon, Yu insisted he was sleepy after he got into the car and kept falling into Liang’s arms. Liang pushed him and he would hold his own waist and cried in pain. Liang had seen his waist, which was in bruises. It was true that he didn’t feign it. Liang could do nothing but bite his teeth and put up with his harassment for Yu’s injuries were really his mistakes.

Anyway, Yu had promised that he would leave as soon as he got better. So, Liang thought he’d better just bear it now.

Liang didn’t wear a happy look when they set out for it was originally against his will. But he looked sulkier when they came back.

Liang had really thought Yu was to pick up his son, but he never expected it was a pet snake!

Liang was not afraid of snakes, but Chen was.

And Chen was afraid of snakes very much.

It was a sixty-centimeter-long Pueblan milk snake. It was wrapping around Yu’s wrist in three circles. And it seemed a little shy with strangers for it sneaked inside his master’s clothes the moment Liang gave it a stare and revealed only its little oval head.

After he and the snake stared at each other for a moment, Liang put his hand around his forehead and felt fucked up for he seemed to think this little animal a little cute.

“His name is Amber.” Yu introduced its name to Liang. Then he raised his chin to him, and tilted his head to Amber and said, “Good son, this is your mom.”

Amber hissed and swept its forked tongue across Yu’s cheek.

Liang’s forehead throbbed, “What the hell are you saying?”

Yu shrugged and said to Amber, “Yes, I lied to you just now. This is your Papa.”

Liang didn’t bother to argue with him, so he directly said with a straight face, “Hide this little bastard well if you still want to live here and don’t let it come out to scare other people.”

“Scare who?” Yu sank into the sofa and said drowsily, “Your pretty aunt?”

Liang glared at him and did not answer.

Yu turned the palm of his right hand down and put it on his shoulder, with Amber crawling across the back of his hand and again wrapping its slender body around its master’s wrist.

Yu gently petted its head with his index finger and said slowly, “I had an accident climbing a mountain with my classmates when I was fifteen years old. I rolled down a very high steep slope and was badly injured. I stopped breathing twice during the operation, but in the end I survived.”

Liang frowned for he did not understand why Yu suddenly mentioned this matter.

“People often say that those who survive a catastrophe are bound to have good fortune later on. I’m just wondering whether this is my fortune.” Yu leaned over and raised his right hand to smooth the folds in Liang’s eyebrows. “I’ve got a third eye.”

Liang replied expressionlessly, “Huh, Erlang Shen.”

They were standing very close. Liang gave Amber a squinted stare and it retracted into Yu’s clothes again. It even dared not put its head out this time.

“That eye of mine which you can’t see can see what you can’t see.” Yu murmured something in Liang’s ear, “For example, your pretty aunt is no longer him.”

Liang’s back stiffened, and he stared at Yu in surprise, “You …”

“Shhh – ” Yu put up his index finger in front of his lips and winked at Liang with a smile. “I will keep the secret for you.”

“Only if you agree to be my boyfriend.”