NOVEL WEB Chapter 326: What be the Chorus? II
Chapter 326: What be the Chorus? II
Chapter 326: What be the Chorus? II
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Disclaimer: The actual song is titled Scarface by Medikal. props to him as he delivered on the song.
Y’all should try listening to it as you read, it’ll help with immersion and help you feel the emotions I felt while writing the chapter.
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*You wanna play rough?*
*Okay*
*Say hello to my new friend*
*Stubborn*
*if e no be a-a-a-a town don’t like this beat*The beat had an intro that made Jason feel like Big Shaq probably planned to use this as a song later, but that didn’t stop him from getting on the beat as soon as the intro was over and the beat dropped.
“Freeze. Ice,”
“Jesus. Christ,”
“Sneakers. Nice,”
“Cheques. Nike,”
“IG. Likes,”
“Swag. Vibes,”
“Saucy. Yikes,”
“I’m too jollof for your rice,” At this point, Big Shaq was already feeling the vibe and he immediately jumped in, not caring whether Jason was done or not.
“Dem bwoy dem deda” Big Shaq started and Jason immediately adlibbed, (Dedaa)
“Boom bye-bye manhyɛda” (shedaa)
“How you wan put scar on my face”
“Wey you no de grind like Tony Montana (tanaa)”
“Too much fuse antenna,”
“We de chop breakfast, lunch and dinner,”
“Woyɛ blowman a meyɛ last killer,”
“You no de see me me too I be John Cena,”
“Enough of the chit chat (woah),”
“Eat that pussy like a kit kat (swag),” Big Shaq kept up the flow for a while before he started saying a lot of gibberish, but the vibes had already taken over and no one cared anymore.
Soon he came to the end of his verse and opened up the floor for Jason again,
“What be the chorus?”
“Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pawww (kpo kpo),”
“Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pawww (kpo kpo kpo kpo),”
“Grrr grrr paw paw (kpo kpo),”
“Grrr grrr grrr grrr paw”
At this point, even Jason and Adele had joined him in shouting the gibberish he was shouting, but funnily enough it went with the beat and once Big Shaq was done shouting his gibberish, Jason went back in ready to murder the beat,
“Freeze. Ice,”
“Jesus. Christ,”
“Sneakers. Nice,”
“Cheques. Nike,”
“IG. Likes,”
“Swag. Vibes,”
“Saucy. Yikes,”
“I’m too jollof for your rice,” he first sang the chorus to give himself some momentum before diving deep into himself and beginning to just pull out just about whatever rhymed.
Anyway, it was a verse on a freestyle with Big Shaq so whether it made sense or not no longer mattered.
“My brother de hustle ein brother,”
“I no go fi bother,” Jason got a first line and a rhyme going and Big Shaq was right behind him with an adlib,
(I no go fi bother my Nigga)
“Another wahala de come,”
“So I’m counting my dollar (I’m counting my dollar),”
“You say we be family (you say we be family),”
“We go dey together (we go dey together),”
“The mother that mothered my mother,”
“I murdered your mother (swag),” After getting this far, Jason had no more lines but Big Shaq was ready to hop right in.
“If you pass there we go pass here,” he started but soon was about to go into another bout of gibberish when Adele burst out laughing and Jason followed after, with Big Shaq following after, none of them were able to hold in their laughter anymore.
“What the hell was that man,” Jason couldn’t help asking as he tried to stop laughing.
“What was the ‘Grrr Paw paw’ you people were shouting?” Adele too asked, unable to hide her laughter.
“That was hard bro, funny sh*t, but it was hard,” Even Big Shaq was unable to stop himself from laughing.
As they laughed, the comments rushed in on Big Shaq’s phone,
{What be the chorus? Grr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pawwww!} a user named Young_Creator posted and added ten laughing emojis and it was almost guaranteed that he was laughing his a** off at the other end.
{The mother that mother that murdered my mother, I murdered her mother? Is Jason admitting to some of his crimes?} Triko_Rex commented, but the laughing emojis that followed his comment made it clear that it was a light-hearted joke.
{Freestyle of the year fr fr} Plu_to commented, adding a generous amount of laughing emojis behind his comment.
{They were saying absolute rubbish that didn’t tally and still went hard bruh} Grand Castor commented, adding laughing emojis behind his comment for good measure.
{I thought blud said he couldn’t rap, so what the hell was that chorus?} MIR_Devalanci said, also adding a couple of laughing emojis behind his comment.
{Those two better jump in a studio and give us the full version} Another user named SlothfulMonk commented.
The comments kept flying in while Jason, Adele, and Big Shaq laughed off all the laughter that had built up in them till their ribs ached.
They laughed so hard, that the viewers started laughing with them at one point because the scene was so funny to look at.
It was probably a scenario like this one that made someone come up with the saying, “Laughter is infectious,” because every single viewer couldn’t resist laughing as they watched Jason, Adele, Big Shaq laugh their asses off.
It took almost two minutes for them to finally get themselves under control and even then bursts of laughter escaped from them randomly whenever their mind went back to what they just done on a live stream that thousands of people were watching, however, they had enough self-control to go about with their day.
After exchanging numbers with Big Shaq, Jason and Adele moved on to a more silent part of the garden while Adele did not let go of this chance to poke fun at Jason who had joined Big Shaq in shouting,
“Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pawww (kpo kpo),”on the live stream.
“What be the chorus?” Adele asked Jason, doing her best to hold in her laughter.
“Poke fun all you want, you joined us in singing it and there’s video proof of it,” Jason shot back, not willing to allow this low-level teaser to drag his honor through the dust.
“I was just supporting my client like any agent would,” Adele tried to justify her actions but Jason scoffed and rolled his eyes at her.
She was shouting it a lot more than him during the freestyle, but she wouldn’t admit it, however, he would make sure to find the video and keep it away to use to catch her off at the right moments.
Her birthday was coming up in a couple of months and what was a birthday without some embarrassing moments.
Embarrassing moments that Jason was going to make sure all of his followers on all social media platforms see.
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This chapter and the previous one was written for fun and doesn’t really have much to do with the football part of the story…
I may find a use for this scene later, but it was just for fun, I hope you guys had fun reading it as well.