NOVEL WEB Chapter 73 This moment! The whole audience is silent! You could hear a pin drop!_1
The appearance of the Lolita Girl instantly drew a crowd of gentlemen for a closer look.
Among them, besides the examinees waiting for their turn, there were also reporters lugging cameras on their shoulders.
This group of pro camera bros all pointed their lenses straight at the Lolita Girl.
Every camera started by focusing on her delicate, pretty face, then slowly moved down.
Lower and lower…
Lower and lower…
Until finally, every lens zoomed in on the Lolita Girl's beautiful stocking-clad legs.
Shots from every angle, close-ups galore.
Meanwhile—
Below the martial arts platform, there was a cheer squad that looked suspiciously like a group of simps, hyping up the Lolita Girl with all their might.
"Ooh la la! Ooh la la! Kaixuan Goddess is pretty pretty pretty! Fanboys love love love!"
"Goddess on the attack! No grass will grow in her path!"
"In front of the Kaixuan Goddess, if you're a tiger you better lay down, if you're a dragon you better coil up!"
The simps' cheer squad grew louder and louder, their momentum unstoppable.
Even Su Yan, standing up on the platform, couldn't help but get swept up in the energy.
Right then his HP surged, and he couldn't resist joining their cheer, pumping his fists and yelling:
"All together, cheer up, the whole crowd give it up!"
"Wrist King, Wrist King, make the goddess scream!"
"Setti Setti, goddess's worst enemy!"
Su Yan's cheer completely drowned out the simps' voices.
Within a hundred meters, almost everyone's eyes snapped over to him.
The judge noticed.
And immediately spoke up to stop them:
"No loud noise on the martial arts platform!"
With the judge's shout, both the simps below and the iron-willed Su Yan up top zipped their lips in an instant.
At the same time, Su Yan's gaze left the simps, drifting back to the Lolita Girl.
He stepped forward just a bit, triggering Cheat #1 and peeking at the Lolita Girl's bio info panel.
[Name]: Luo Kaixuan
[Race]: Human
[Level]: Semi-Rare
[Skill]: Loli Voice
!? Loli Voice!?
When Su Yan saw the skill on her panel, he was dumbfounded.
What kind of skill is that?
Is she trying to kill her enemies with cuteness?
As Su Yan sized her up, the Lolita Girl was also checking him out.
"This guy's kind of hot."
"He's totally my type."
"I could make him Spare Tire No. 9."
While she was thinking this, the Lolita Girl spoke to Su Yan in an ultra-sweet voice:
"Hey cute boy, fate brought us together—how about a date after the match?"
That voice!
That tone!
Those cutesy repeating words!
Damn! The flavor was just too damn strong!
Even iron-willed Su Yan was numb from listening, his fists twitching with excitement.
He immediately looked at the judge and hurried him:
"Judge, let's get this started already, I seriously can't wait anymore!"
The Lolita Girl, hearing this, thought Su Yan was just eager to finish fast so they could go out together—her heart immediately filled with joy.
Thinking this, she couldn't help but wink flirtatiously at Su Yan:
"Slow down, cutie~ We can take our sweet time together, you know."
The Lolita Girl's voice was so saccharine, even the nearby judge looked like he was about to break.
He immediately announced:
"You've got ten minutes for this match. If during the fight you feel a huge disparity in strength, concede immediately for your own safety…"
"Do either of you have any questions?"
"Nope."
"Nopity nope~"
"Alright then, match… start!"
As soon as the judge finished, the Lolita Girl went from kawaii to deadly-eyed in a split second.
She let out a cute little shout, then charged at Su Yan with explosive force.
Four steps!
Three steps!
Nine steps!
Six steps!
As she closed in on Su Yan, the Lolita Girl raised her white stocking-wrapped jade leg.
She unleashed a terrifying, totally un-loli burst of power, aiming a fierce, rapid kick right at Su Yan's lower half.
This kick! Fast! Precise! Ruthless!
And the lower body just happens to be the slowest to react.
Whenever it's attacked, people usually can't dodge in time.
Facing this vicious, low-blow kick, Su Yan didn't even twitch, just letting her kick fly right in.
Then—WHAM!
As the legs collided, there was an explosive, echoing thud.
Next moment, the Lolita Girl let out a choked grunt, her face writhing in pain.
She'd literally kicked an iron wall—Su Yan's lower body was hard as a rock, her own leg had gone numb from the impact.
"You! Why are you so hard!?"
The Lolita Girl was shook to her core!
She realized she'd seriously underestimated him—his body was crazy strong.
It was like he'd trained in Golden Bell—impenetrable, rock solid, utterly unkickable.
But hey, the Lolita Girl was still a proper Semi-Rare Level creature; she shook it off pretty quick.
Seeing her kick fail, she instantly yanked back her sexy white-stockinged leg and switched to a powerful elbow strike, aiming for Su Yan's chin.
The chin is one of the body's weakest points—take a hard hit there and you're out of commission in a flash.
Facing such a vicious attack, Su Yan's face didn't even flinch—he looked chill as ever.
When the elbow was less than a centimeter away from his chin—
His eyes flashed, and he just grabbed the Lolita Girl's elbow with his bare hand.
Then yanked her in hard, pulling her cuteness straight into his arms.
"How dare he! How dare he defile our Kaixuan Goddess like this!"
"Bastard! Let go, now!"
"Aaaghh! I can't take it anymore! I'm grabbing my bayonet and charging the stage!"
The simps in the cheer squad were losing their minds, jumping up and down, baring their fangs in rage!
And the Lolita Girl herself—
Right now her heart was pounding, her chest tight with butterflies, face flushed red.
"Oh no—he's taking advantage of me…"
"But… but… I feel so shy, what do I do?"
"Wahhh wahhh wahhh…"
But right as those thoughts slipped through her mind, her stomach was suddenly wracked with agony.
Eyes wide, she looked down—and in horror, saw Su Yan's knee pressed right up against her stomach.
The very next split second—
She felt a monstrous shockwave blast right through her belly.
The force was so huge that her tiny loli body was launched straight up into the air.
She soared to the heavens, swirling up and up.
"Poisonous Lightning Dragon Drill!"
As she rocketed up, Su Yan leapt even higher, delivering a 360-degree spinning flying kick.
BANG!
The Lolita Girl was blown away like a broken kite, sailing over the platform with a whack and crashing down on the ground.
Looking totally, utterly wrecked…
Judge: "..."
Referee: "..."
Simps: "..."
Girl: "..."
And at this very moment—
The crowd watching all collectively blue-screened.
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