Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution

Whenever she reached a climactic part, she would let out a few fangirl squeals.

"Ah, the female lead is so cool and aloof!"

"Ah, such a queenly aura!"

"Ah, I'm so jealous!"

She would get worked up over the smallest things, making such a ruckus that Su Yan couldn't stop rolling his eyes. He repeatedly told her to keep it down because their parents were still sleeping.

About ten minutes later, Su Erke finally caught up with the latest chapter and contentedly turned off her phone.

Still, her little face showed she was still craving more; she was clearly still immersed in the world of the novel.

"Su Yan, the queen in the novel I just read was so domineering! She straight up put a collar on the male lead and tied him up—simply a goddess," Su Erke shared with her brother.

Upon hearing this, Su Yan was rendered speechless. What kind of trashy novel is this, corrupting kids? I need to find an opportunity to report it.

Meanwhile, Su Erke, unaware of what her brother was thinking, continued, "Su Yan, Su Yan, I want to experience what it's like to be a queen. Can you put a collar on me for a few days?"

Motherf...! Su Yan's face turned green. Is my second sister unhinged or something? Wanting to put her own brother on a leash! Is that even something a human would say?

The more Su Yan thought about it, the angrier he became; and the angrier he became, the more he stewed on it.

Then, without another word, he pounced on his second sister and roughly squeezed her round little face.

"Ow! It hurts! Stop it!"

His second sister almost cried from his rough treatment.

After doling out some righteous punishment, Su Yan released his second sister's round face, feeling completely satisfied. He then left to get his clothes and take a shower.

Su Yan took his time showering, spending almost half an hour before leisurely turning off the water. He then stood in front of the mirror, admiring himself for a while.

He wasn't just making faces; he was also striking various poses to show off his muscles.

He looked ridiculously vain.

Just then, the voices of his three sisters came from the living room.

"What are you doing, Xiao Ji?"

"Oh, the little mice are so cute!"

"They really are super cute!"

Su Yan found this curious. Weren't Yike and Little Beans supposed to be asleep? Why are they out in the living room again?

With this in mind, Su Yan quickly grabbed a towel, dried himself off, put on his clothes, and walked out of the bathroom.

Just then, on the very mirror he had been admiring himself in, a person identical to him appeared, watching him intently as he left...

「From the bathroom to the living room.」

Su Yan saw his three sisters crouched by the window, surrounding the Twisted Tree Spirit by the wall. They were clearly up to something.

His Third Little Sister, Little Beans, was still in her pajamas. One could vaguely see traces of drool at the corner of her mouth; she had clearly woken up after falling asleep.

Seeing this, Su Yan couldn't help but become curious.

What on earth could be so captivating as to awaken Little Beans, who's usually such a deep sleeper?

With that thought, Su Yan walked straight towards his sisters.

He stopped behind his third sister and patted her sleepy head, asking, "Little Beans, why are you all crowding around Xiao Ji?"

Little Beans wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth, smacked her lips, and said, "Brother Susu, Xiao Ji just brought three little mice back from outside."

Little mice? What little mice?

Su Yan scrutinized the Twisted Tree Spirit for a moment, then looked around the living room.

He couldn't even spot a single mosquito.

Where did these little mice come from?

Puzzled, Su Yan asked his third sister, "Little Beans, where are these little mice you're talking about? Why can't Brother Susu see them?"

Hearing this, Little Beans pointed to the Twisted Tree Spirit under the window and declared, "Brother Susu, the little mice are all hiding inside the tree."

So they were hiding inside the Twisted Tree Spirit...

Thinking this, Su Yan ordered the Twisted Tree Spirit, "Xiao Ji, bring the three little mice out so I can take a look."

No sooner had he spoken than the Twisted Tree Spirit rustled its vines, pulling out three squirrels that had been hiding within its branches and leaves.

Upon seeing them, Su Yan was taken aback for a moment.

Immediately, he became extremely vigilant.

The 'little mice' Little Beans had been talking about were actually squirrels!

After all, the Provincial Stadium had just been attacked by three giant squirrels that afternoon. Now, there were suddenly three squirrels in the house—the number matched perfectly. This made Su Yan feel a hint of caution.

As he pondered, Su Yan focused his gaze on the three squirrels, activating his game-like ability, 'Knowing each other'.

He peeked at their biological information panels to see if anything was amiss.

After a close inspection, he found that these three were ordinary squirrels, not the three giant squirrels that had attacked the stadium that afternoon. He instantly heaved a sigh of relief.

It seems to be just a coincidence.

With this decided, Su Yan said to the Twisted Tree Spirit, "Xiao Ji, let these three squirrels go."

Hearing this, the Twisted Tree Spirit obediently prepared to release the squirrels out the window.

However, upon seeing this, Su Erke immediately spoke up to stop him, "Su Yan, I want to keep these three squirrels!"

The three squirrels were very cute.

Seeing them made Su Erke's girlish heart overflow, and she wanted to keep them as pets.

Su Yan, of course, disagreed, outright refusing, "With your sense of responsibility, you'll definitely end up letting them die. We'd better let them go."

"No! I want to keep them!"

Su Erke was stubborn, displaying an unyielding attitude. It was unclear if she was just trying to be contrary.

But Su Yan didn't want to indulge her and was about to refuse again.

However, before he could voice his refusal, his elder sister, Su Yike, chimed in, "Brother, I'd like to keep them too..."

Su Yike didn't really want to keep squirrels, but seeing how much her second sister liked them, she decided to lend her support.

At this point, his third sister, Su Sanke, also chimed in to help.

She smacked her lips and said, "Brother Susu, I want to keep the little mice too."

Since all three sisters had spoken, Su Yan reluctantly agreed:

"Alright, since all three of you want to keep them, then we'll keep them."

"But don't get tired of them after a few days and let them die."

Hearing this, the two older sisters nodded repeatedly, assuring him they definitely wouldn't let them die.

Meanwhile, Little Beans, the third sister, was drooling as she asked, "Brother Susu, if the little mice die, can you roast them for me to eat?"

Er...

Faced with his third sister's question, Su Yan was somewhat at a loss for words.

Hearing this, the three squirrels were instantly petrified.

They broke free from the vines and, WHOOSH WHOOSH, darted into the Twisted Tree Spirit's branches to hide, shivering uncontrollably.

This human is terrifying! they thought. He actually wants to cruelly eat us cute squirrels!

"Little Beans, why do you want to eat everything?" Su Yan admonished his third sister. "These squirrels aren't for eating. If you're really that hungry, Brother Susu will buy you a cake tomorrow."

"Okay, yay!"

Little Beans was thrilled at the response.

What a little glutton... Su Yan thought helplessly. Then he said, "I'm a bit sleepy. I'm going to bed. You three should get to sleep early too."

With that, Su Yan turned and walked away.

At that moment, his second sister, Su Erke, said to the Twisted Tree Spirit, "Xiao Ji, quickly bring those three squirrels out. I want to name them."

Hearing this, the Twisted Tree Spirit obediently brought out the three squirrels.

After all, this little girl was the esteemed Su Daxian's younger sister.

He had to serve her attentively.

Su Erke looked at the three squirrels before her.

After pondering for a moment, she named them from largest to smallest: "You'll be Yigu, you'll be Ergu, and you'll be Sangug. Make sure you remember your names, got it?"

Second Sister Su Erke had barely finished speaking when Su Yan, who had only walked a few steps away, suddenly froze.

Yigu, Ergu, Sangug... Aren't those the names of the three giant squirrels from today? This...! The implications are terrifying...!

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PS: Bowls out, asking for votes.