Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Chapter 94 Joke King Competition



"Welcome to the Joke King Competition. Today, we are fortunate to invite Miss Hutao, a dark limerick poet from Liyue's alley style!"

Hu Tao walked out with a smile, her plum blossom eyes blinking, and she was muttering a limerick that she didn't understand:

"I walked out with my head held high, but unfortunately I fell. When I looked down, wow, what a big trophy!"

"Hello everyone, I am Hutao. Hu is a Hu who eats and drinks everywhere, but Tao is not a naughty one, haha..."

"Hey, isn't it funny? It seems that the trophy is out of the question. But I have come all the way and I didn't bring any gifts, but I can sponsor a coupon for the Hall of Rebirth..."

Hu Tao wanted to say something else, but was pushed down by Curtis.

"Hahaha..." The people in the audience laughed loudly and burst into warm applause.

"Below is Mondstadt's Bard, Wendy!"

"Oh, my apple!" Wendy staggered onto the stage and picked up a red apple on the stage.

"Hello everyone, I am Wendy. Next, I will tell you a story!"

"In the cold winter kingdom, a ray of free wind suddenly came. He came to the palace of the Ice Queen, and the gorgeous and dazzling gemstone scepter stood next to the throne!

The wind came out of the throne, and the gorgeous scepter disappeared. Hey, what is that? A Qiuqiu fire stick. The scepter floats, floats, floats, floats to the tavern to pay for the drinks!

The Ice Queen saw the fire stick and became furious. The fire stick ignited her anger and burned the palace to ashes! "

After Wendy finished speaking, she carried a wine bottle and walked off the stage in a daze!

"Pa bang bang..." There was thunderous applause. The Fontaine people who had experienced the baptism of cold jokes from Steam Dog Magazine had a low point of laughter.

"Below, is the discipline official from Xumi, Sainuo!"

Sano walked onto the stage barefoot, looking serious.

"Hello everyone, I am Seno, the one who is afraid of the sunrise in the west!"

However, everyone in the audience looked confused. This is not how the host introduced it. Why couldn't they understand?

"Well, isn't it funny? When the sun rises in the west, being afraid means being cowardly. My name is Sano!"

Funina looked at Ye Luo with wide eyes and asked, "Little Ye Zi, has the temperature dropped?"

"No!" Ye Luo tightened his clothes and said slowly: "This joke has ice elements attached to it, so it's a bit cold!"

"Oh, then he must be a strong man. I don't even feel the elemental power!" Funina looked at Seno on the stage and nodded seriously.

"Hahaha……"

However, the audience still burst into laughter.

"Cough, the weather is getting a little cold, so everyone should wear more clothes. This is Xiaomiya from Inazuma. The flaming girl may bring some warmth to everyone!"

"Dangdang, Xiaogong in heroic form appears!"

...(Let the readers use it!)

Ye Luo couldn't help but admire the order of appearances arranged by Demo. If Sano was the finale, I'm afraid half of the people would catch a cold.

Next, Sano used his cold jokes to start killing people randomly.

"Do you know why many people who control the wind element are single?"

"Because of Feng (Wind) Dan (Single)!"

"Do you know why the clouds don't fall?"

"Because of all living things (total promotion)"

"Do you know why Yu doesn't talk to you?"

"Because it has nothing to do with (Yu) you!"

……

After the whole performance, the audience in the audience was already wrapped like rice dumplings.

Ye Luo was also huddled together with Funina, struggling to resist Seno's ice element attack.

"Do you know why falling down twice in a row makes you unlucky?"

……

Everyone immediately looked at Demo on the stage in pain. As for Seno's opponent Wendy, she was already dizzy from drinking.

"Ahem, I declare that the winner of this year's Joke King Competition is Sano!" Demo coughed twice and quickly put the trophy into Sano's hands.

Sai Nuo was stunned and said doubtfully: "Why did I win? He didn't admit defeat even on the stage!"

When everyone in the audience heard this, they were immediately shocked.

"He's already asleep, how can he surrender!"

"Yes, you are the champion that we all voted for!"

"That's right, hurry up and accept the award, you are the well-deserved joke king!"

Everyone supported him, and Sano could only lift the trophy with unfulfilled satisfaction.

"Ahem, according to the decision of the competition organizing committee, the champion of each Joke King Competition is not allowed to participate in the next Joke King Competition!" The host coughed twice and looked at Sano.

If it weren't for his good professionalism, he would be hiding in the corner shivering now.

"Well, next time I probably won't come to Fontaine to pursue criminals!" Saino nodded, and then left holding the trophy.

The audience breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Sano was gone.

……

"Hey, this must be Lady Funina, the Water Goddess of Fontaine. She looks really radiant and dazzling!" At this time, Hutao jumped out of nowhere and appeared in front of Funina.

"Huh?" Funina was startled, but after seeing Hu Tao, she quickly adjusted.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't scare Miss Funina!" Hutao scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"No...no, stranger, do you have anything to do with me? If you have anything to do, make an appointment!" Funina looked at Hu Tao and refused.

"Haha, let me meet you, my name is Hutao!" Hutao said, then stretched out his hand to shake Funina's hand.

"Ah?" Funina was a little at a loss. She had never seen such a familiar person before.

"Now we know each other and are friends, right!" Hutao blinked her plum blossom eyes and asked with a smile.

"Well... let's figure it out!" Funina nodded.

"Haha, since we are friends, we still need to make appointments and see more people!" Hu Tao said with a smile.

After hearing this, Funina was immediately drawn in and nodded.

"Wow, I didn't expect that I, Hutao, would be friends with God one day. It's such an honor!" Hutao said with great surprise.

"Ahem, of course, it is your great honor to become friends with me!" Funina coughed twice, her face slumped, and she said arrogantly.

"This little brother, are you a friend of the Water God?" Hu Tao looked at Ye Luo with a smile and asked.

"Yes!" Ye Luo nodded. He naturally recognized this quirky and clever girl.

The Great Sage Hu Tao is on par with Funina.

"That's just right. I'll take the liberty of being a host. How about treating you two to dinner?" Hu Tao looked at Funina with a smile and invited her.

"I...I have no objection, what about you?" Funina looked at Ye Luo, waiting for his response.

After getting along for a long time, she began to care more about Ye Luo's feelings.

"Well, then I would like to thank Hall Master Hu for the hospitality!" Ye Luo's comment was that if a rich woman invites you to dinner, you will get nothing if you don't eat!


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