Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Lady Funina, when is your birthday?" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"Birthday?" Funina hesitated for a moment and shook her head.

"I am a god and my lifespan is endless. Only you mortals would dwell on such a meaningless day!" Funina shook her head.

"What is your wish, Lady Funina?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully.

Funina was speechless and slowly closed her eyes.

Then, she suddenly opened her eyes again, and there seemed to be a drop of crystal falling from the corner of her eyes.

"No, I am a god, I can achieve anything I want!" Funina laughed and shook her head, her tone seemed to be faintly cowardly.

"Okay, I originally wanted to give you a limited edition cake!" Ye Luo sighed and shook his head.

"Wait, because you are so loyal, I will tell you that today is my birthday. Next time you have to make up for my birthday cake!" Funina quickly called Ye Luodao.

"Okay!" Ye Luo responded with a smile.

"Although your wish is duplicitous, I still decided to give you a wish. Well... I'll just give you your salary!"

Funina said as she handed the remaining 290,000 Mora to Ye Luo.

"I'm telling the truth, I hope you are happy and healthy!" Ye Luofa said from the bottom of his heart.

"Well, okay, then this Mora will be regarded as a reward from this god!" Funina nodded and turned away. She might not be able to realize this wish.

"Eat cake, haha!"

Ye Luo took back Maura, naturally very happy, and did not notice Fu Nina's sadness.

Funina adjusted her mood, and after taking a few bites of cake, a sly smile appeared on her face.

"Little Ye Zi!" Funina suddenly shouted to Ye Luo.

"Huh?" Ye Luo turned his head and looked at Funina in confusion.

Funina immediately smiled at Ye Luo, then threw the cake at Ye Luo's face and shouted: "Come here, eat my cake cannon!"

Before Ye Luo could react, his face was directly covered in cake.

Ye Luo wiped it on his face, and his entire face was immediately covered with cream and turned white.

He slowly opened his eyes, exposed his two eyes and looked at Funina, and then opened his mouth to reveal his big white teeth.

Ye Luo grabbed the cake and threw it directly at Funina's face.

However, Funina was already on guard. Ye Luo's cake was clearly dodged by Funina. Funina also pointed at Ye Luo and covered her belly and laughed loudly.

Funina raised her head and laughed: "Haha, you actually want to hit me. I am a god, how can you, a mortal, hit me!"

"Oh, really?" Ye Luo had a smile on his face, and he didn't know when he was standing in front of Fu Nina.

"You...what do you want to do? I...I am your boss, I am the God of Justice, you can't do this!" Funina's voice trembled, and she took two steps back and threatened.

"I will judge you on behalf of the moon now!" After Ye Luo said that, he directly put the cake paste on Funina's face and rubbed it on her face.

"Ah, ah, Ye Luo, I'm going to beat you to death!" After Fu Nina said that, she waved her hands and rushed towards Ye Luo.

……

"Geneva, refund your money!"

"Sand dollar, refund!"

"Are you worthy of us, liar!"

"Refund us quickly, or we will destroy your store!"

……

At the door of Steam Wolf Magazine, a group of people roared angrily, waving newspapers and magazines in their hands.

The door to the headquarters of Steam Wolf Magazine has been tightly closed, and a group of staff members are hiding inside and shivering.

"What's going on with you? Where's the person? Where's the person who submitted the article?" The editor looked at the editor who accepted "Jin Pinmei" and asked coldly.

"I don't know. He came at night and was wearing a cloak. He couldn't be seen at all!" the editor explained with a wry smile.

"Did you bully others, deduct their manuscript fees, etc., and force them to leave?" the editor asked angrily, and the army of refunds outside the door was about to knock down the door.

"No, I paid the manuscript fee in advance!" the editor continued to defend, his expression full of grievance.

"I know, you must be bullying the newcomers and giving them the lowest royalties!" The editor-in-chief slapped the table hard and roared.

"No...no!" The editor was a little unsure. He did give the lowest-level manuscript fee. After all, he didn't expect the response to be so strong.

"Okay, that's how you sign people. No wonder we are not as good as mechanical dogs and need to imitate others! It's not our authors who can't do it, it's our management who can't do it!"

The editor-in-chief looked at the editor coldly, his face full of anger.

"The author can't be contacted, what should I do now?" At this time, someone asked weakly.

If they want to go out, it is absolutely impossible not to give a sequel to "Jin Pinmei".

When the editor heard this, he immediately thought of making amends and said: "Editor-in-Chief, we can find another author to continue writing, but no one knows who it is anyway!"

"Well, I think this is good. Readers will definitely want to read Sese, so just find an author who is good at writing Sese!"

"I agree too. I know an author like this. His writing is so addictive!"

The editor thought for a moment, then finally knocked on the table, nodded and said: "Okay, I'll give you a chance to make up for your mistakes, I hope you can cherish it!"

After the editor said this, he left angrily. He is still patiently lecturing him now. He just watched "Jin Pinmei" and he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Editor Yinglian, come to my office and let's talk about this book in detail!" After the editor left, he did not forget to shout to a female editor.

"Here we come!" Yinglian immediately walked towards the editor's office with charming steps.

"Pooh!"

The editor in charge of "Jin Pinmei" looked at the back of the chief editor leaving and spat hard.

Before, Jin Pinmei was very popular, and the editor-in-chief was always trying to fawn over him, but now it's like this!

However, he just scolded him behind his back and continued to look for an author who was good at this.

……

Ye Luo came to Steam Dog, and Funina came with him.

"Lady Fu Ningna, the reason I invite you this time is to ask you to come up with a topic to give us, the future mainstay of Fengdan, something to think about!" Ye Luo looked at Fu Ningna and explained with a smile.

"Hahaha, how do you know that I am so quick-witted and intelligent?" Funina raised her head proudly and asked with a laugh.

Ye Luo rolled his eyes, but still complimented: "Funina knows everything. Her omniscience has been widely spread in Fengdan, who can't know it!"

"Alas, I deliberately hid and disguised myself, but I still can't hide it from everyone!" Funina sighed. Although it was regretful, she could no longer suppress the raised corners of her mouth.