Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

After learning that the auditor was Mei Luxin, Ye Luo happily left the Law Enforcement Court and returned to Momang Palace.

"Ms. Funina, why are your face so red? Are you sick?" Ye Luo looked at Funina who had a blushing face and asked doubtfully.

"Ahem, I'm very good, just stand there first!" Funina coughed twice and quickly put a book into her arms.

Ye Luo was a little confused. Wasn't he just peeking at his Sherlock Holmes collection? It's not like he didn't know, yet he was so shy.

"You're back. Did you find anything?" Funina glanced at Ye Luo and asked.

"Well, I didn't find anything. It's just that Prince Yan of Liyue is dead, and many people are planning to not abide by the contract!" Ye Luo shook his head and explained.

Funina frowned, maybe this was her destiny.

However, she soon returned to her heartless look and said with great disdain: "Although the God of Contract is dead, I, Fontaine, still have laws. Anyone who violates the contract will be punished by me, the God of Justice, Fukalos." It’s on trial!”

"It has to be Ms. Funina. Without you, Fengdan would be gone!" Ye Luo praised with a smile.

"With this god here, Fengdan will be safe and sound!" Funina nodded arrogantly, seeming to agree with Ye Luo's words.

"Well, then why are you still afraid of Villette!" Ye Luo asked weakly.

When Funina saw this, she immediately narrowed her eyes and took out a hammer from behind.

"Stop, don't run, I'm going to judge you!"

……

Opéra Opéra.

Navilette sat on the high platform, holding a card, and said calmly: "Based on the decree, the cardinal ruled... guilty!"

After Villette finished speaking, he was ready to hit the hammer. However, he placed his hand by his side out of habit and did not get the hammer.

Everyone in the audience looked at Navilette. At this time, it was time to bang the hammer to end the trial. Otherwise, they cannot break the order and leave.

With a "bang" sound, the scepter in Villette's hand flashed away, and then a dull knocking sound echoed throughout the opera house.

……

"Where is the Judgment Hammer? You are responsible for guarding the Opera House!" Villette's tone was calm, but there was a hint of terrifying pressure.

"Taken away by... Lady Funina!" the guard immediately reported hesitantly.

"What is she doing with this?" Villette looked at the guard speechlessly and asked.

"Maybe... maybe it's fun!" The guard scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"It's fun..." Villette thought thoughtfully, and it seemed that she had to change toys for Funina again.

……

"Ye Luo, hurry up!" Funina hit Ye Luo on the head with a hammer, and the two walked into Villette's office together.

"What's wrong with you guys?" Villette asked doubtfully.

"Hehe, we are here to bring you a gift!" Funina said with a smile.

Villette shook his head helplessly. He would be satisfied if these two didn't cause any damage to him.

He really didn't dare to hope for a gift.

"Don't you feel surprised?" Funina looked at Villette's plain expression and asked doubtfully.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" Villette looked at Funina who had everything written on her face and asked.

"No hurry, let me show you my gift first!" Funina said and used a knife to cut the sack on the desk.

Suddenly, sand flowed out from the gap.

Villette took two steps back in panic, looking at the quicksand on the ground, speechless for a long time.

"Haha, haven't you seen it before? This is very fun!" Funina looked at Villette's appearance and laughed.

"..." Villette was silent again. If Navilette didn't know her character, he would have been afraid of whether she wanted to murder her.

When Funina saw this, she immediately got a bottle of water from nowhere.

She slowly poured the water into the sand, and the sand condensed into small pieces, which looked very strange.

"Where did you get this water?" Villette looked at Fu Nina's water bottle and asked doubtfully.

"It's on that shelf, what's wrong?" Funina asked doubtfully.

"This is a bottle of snow water collected after the first snowfall in Longji Snow Mountain!" Villette said in a very heartbroken tone, with a pity in his tone.

"Isn't it just snow? I will bring you a big bucket from the winter solstice!" Funina waved her hand and said generously.

"That is not ordinary snow, it is the first snow in Longji Snow Mountain, snow that has not been contaminated by human activities!" Navilette shook his head and said regretfully.

"Villette, you must have been deceived. Where is the first snow!" Funina shook her head, but she didn't expect that Villette would also be deceived one day.

"Impossible, I can taste the taste of water. The water is sweet and clear, without impurities, you are not lying to me!" Navilette closed his eyes and thought about it, then shook his head.

Ye Luo appeared at this time and said weakly: "Is it possible that sugar has been added?"

Upon hearing this, Villette's expression immediately turned suspicious. Finally, in front of the two of them, he added a little sugar to the water.

Then, Villette fell silent, looked at the two of them and said, "Tell me what you are doing here! There is no need for gifts. You can just clean them up later."

"Ahem, Villette, please give me a face and return the salary you deducted from him!" Funina raised her chin proudly and said to Villette.

"Okay!" Villette nodded lightly.

"Ah, you agree like this?" Funina was a little confused, and she swallowed the words that were still in her mouth.

"Well, I don't have much water left!" Villette nodded.

A smile appeared on Ye Luo's face, and she was ecstatic inside.

"I'm out, you take the sand out of my office, leave no one behind. If I find even one grain, your salary will be withheld as usual!" After finishing speaking, Villette left the office.

……

"Haha, I have told you that Villette must listen to me. Now you believe it!" Funina put her hands on her hips and laughed.

"I believe it. Thank you Lady Funina, you deserve to be ranked first among the gods!" Ye Luo nodded and praised.

"Ahem, keep a low profile. Sweep the floor. Don't blame me if there is sand!" Funina coughed twice and directed Ye Luo to work.

Ye Luo nodded and started cleaning the office without any complaints.

Finally, under Funina's careful (and critical) supervision, Navilette's office was successfully given a new look.

"Haha, I cleaned up really well!" Funina nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmm...it's really clean. Wait a minute, isn't it my job to clean it?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully.

"I'm also involved, cleaning up with you!" Funina said solemnly.

"Uh, is it that grain of sand?" Ye Luo asked with the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

"Of course, Villette said that there can't be a grain of sand. So, even if I clean up a whole grain of sand, I have cleaned it!" Funina didn't blush at all and said arrogantly.

"That makes sense!" Ye Luo nodded, a little speechless.