Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"So, I am not domineering!" Funina pushed up her sunglasses, raised the corners of her mouth, and asked with a smile.

"Yeah, domineering!" Ye Luo echoed, muttering in his heart, why the more he looked at him, the more stupid he became.

"Oh, it's a pity that I don't have a mount. I think the wind god in Mondstadt has a dragon to ride!" Funina sighed and stared at Ye Luo for a few times, feeling quite regretful.

Ye Luo took two steps back and wanted to ride him, but there was no way!

However, if he changed his riding style, it would not be unacceptable to him.

"Yes!" Suddenly, Funina looked at a mechanical dog passing by, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

The mechanical dog seemed to sense danger, and red light burst out from its eyes.

However, when his eyes scanned Funina's face, they immediately dimmed.

"Ahem, I'll recruit you today. It's your honor, you know?" Funina patted the mechanical dog's head and said with a smile.

When Ye Luo saw this, he immediately ran over and advised: "Ms. Funina, you must not ride a dog. Riding a dog will ruin your crotch!"

"Humph, why don't you ride with a dog?" Funina snorted, very disdainfully. She is a god, how could she care about the superstitions of mortals!

"Well, you can ride a horse, but Mondstadt's cavalry can't be cavalry!" Ye Luo advised tentatively.

"Ma, is that what you drew for me?" Funina blinked, as if she was recalling.

"Yes!" Ye Luo nodded. Unexpectedly, Funina still remembered it. It seemed that he was indeed very good at painting.

"Such an ugly thing is not worthy of being my god's mount!" Funina shook her head and said.

"Uh..." Ye Luo was speechless. He could not admit that he was not good at painting.

"Moreover, this is a mechanical dog. It is a machine, not a dog!" Funina explained with a smile.

After Fu Nina said that, she was ready to sit on it.

Ye Luo quickly grabbed her and persuaded her: "Ms. Funina, there are so many people here! You are a god, how can you ride a dog? You have to ride a dragon to reach a higher level!"

"Well... you make sense, but Villette..." Funina stopped talking immediately and looked at the leaving mechanical dog reluctantly.

When Ye Luo saw this, he breathed a sigh of relief. Daifu Polun was finally stopped by him.

If Funina was really allowed to ride a dog, he might be expelled the next day for stepping into Momang Palace with his left foot first.

"You... pack up all the sand for me, and we will give gifts later!" Funina looked at the pile of sand and ordered Ye Luo with a smile.

Ye Luo reluctantly put the sand into a sack and carried it on his back.

"Ms. Funina, are you embarrassed to let me, a minor, carry the sack?" Ye Luo complained to Funina with a bitter face.

"Ahem, do you want me, a person with such a noble status, to help you carry the sack?" Funina pushed up her sunglasses and coughed twice to ask.

"Uh, why not. Look, doesn't this show that you are approachable and love the people like a son?" Ye Luo smelled it and immediately started to cheat.

His weak body really couldn't bear the entire sack of sand. Why should Funina commit evil and make him suffer!

"Well... what you said makes sense. In that case, let me do it!" Funina pushed up her sunglasses and said sadly and generously.

"Okay!" Ye Luo heard this and immediately unloaded a sack of sand.

Funina first tried to lift it with one hand, but then found that she couldn't lift it.

She smiled awkwardly, "The weight is so heavy, Villette must be very satisfied!"

"Haha, it has to be Ms. Funina, otherwise where can I find such a high-quality and low-priced gift?" Ye Luo said the words "high-quality and low-priced" very hard, and his tone was full of resentment.

"That's right, I have always had a keen eye. Aren't you the one who recruited you here?" Fu Nina nodded and said with deep approval.

Ye Luo didn't know whether she was praising or ridiculing her now, but with Silly Fu's wisdom, she probably couldn't think of such an advanced sarcasm.

Funina held the sack in both hands and prepared to carry it. However, the sack remained motionless and did not give the Water God any face.

"Ahem, Lady Funina, if you can't carry it, let's move it together!" Ye Luo tried to remind her. He saw Funina's face almost turning red.

"You actually look down on my strength, so today I will let you have a good look at it!" Fu Nina said and exerted a sudden force.

With a "crash", the sack was torn open by Funina, and the sand flowed out and spread all over the floor.

Funina and Ye Luo looked at each other and immediately turned away in embarrassment.

"Hello, Ms. Funina, you litter everywhere and you need to be fined one thousand Morads!" At this time, an aunt with a cleaner's cloth tied to her hand came over. He said with a smile.

"Ye Luo..." Funina looked at Ye Luo eagerly, which made Ye Luo feel a little embarrassed.

"Here!" Ye Luo reluctantly took out a thousand molas and handed it over, his heart bleeding.

Others work to make money, but he works for a fee!

Seeing that the person was leaving, Ye Luo quickly asked: "Ms. Funina, aren't you a god? Why do you still need to fine me!"

"Well, we are all equal. Don't think of gods as bad guys who break rules and violate laws!" Funina quickly explained, correcting Ye Luo's incorrect values.

Ye Luo curled his lips and said even a dog wouldn't believe it. You used to say that you were a god or an ordinary mortal, but now your attitude has changed.

"I'll go find a sack. Let's move it together later!" Ye Luo suggested, looking at the sand on the ground.

"Yeah!" Funina was a little listless, and she waved her hand and asked Ye Luo to buy a bag.