Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Chapter 72 Your fatness is...



Ye Luo nodded and said with a smile: "Since Lady Funina agrees, I will announce it in the newspaper tomorrow!"

"Okay, go ahead, go ahead!" Funina waved her hand and said nonchalantly.

Ye Luo suddenly became speechless, so he teased her. If it was really published in the newspaper, let alone Villette, the Fontaine people would have to tear him up first.

Insulting the gods is probably an act of seeking death anywhere.

Funina suddenly thought of something and looked at Ye Luo with a blushing face. After thinking about it for a long time, she finally understood.

This is another confession from Ye Luo. When Fengdan's children are born, they can only have their father's or mother's surname.

Therefore, when Ye Luo said that her children would have her last name in the future, wasn't this a confession in disguise?

Ye Luo looked at the red clouds on Funina's pretty face and realized that Silly Fu had taken great pains to understand the meaning!

As long as he flirts with the stupid woman a little more, it won't be easy for him to be a softie in the future! Mora Mora, the whole of Fontaine Mora will be mine!

"I... you are not allowed to publish it in the newspaper. I only agreed to your request, but I did not agree to your publishing it in the newspaper!" Funina retorted hesitantly.

"Yeah, well, if you don't want to publish it in the newspaper, just remember it!" Ye Luo nodded and did not continue teasing. After all, there is a saying that everything must be reversed when it reaches its extreme!

"So, are you really Conan?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and looked him up and down.

"Well, that's a pen name, and I have many more pen names. But you must remember that Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng is definitely not my pen name!" Ye Luo nodded, and then warned him very seriously.

"Why!" Funina looked at Ye Luo stupidly. This sentence overloaded her brain.

"Ahem, because I have a grudge against this person. Everything he writes is garbage, you must not read it!" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained seriously.

"Oh!" Funina nodded, but she had already memorized this name in her heart. She would look for the book written by this person when she got back.

"Okay, now that the truth is out, let's go find the real murderer! He must have read Sherlock Holmes, or he saw it yesterday before it was released!" Ye Luo analyzed with Funina with a smile.

"Wait a minute, why are you no longer suspicious?" Funina stared at Ye Luo and pushed up a single-frame glasses she didn't know where she found.

"Uh, Lady Funina, wasn't I with you yesterday? You can testify for me!" Ye Luo was speechless and really wanted to find some walnuts to supplement Silly Fu's brain.

"Then, there is only one truth. Tell me quickly, did you commit crimes behind my back while I was sleeping at night?" Funina looked at Ye Luo, her eyes full of excitement.

"You live in my house, and you just want an alibi to get rid of suspicion, right?" After Funina finished speaking, her face flushed, as if she had celebrated finding the truth.

"Okay, if that's the case, don't force me!" Ye Luo chuckled and looked at Funina.

"Hmph, as long as you plead guilty now, I will ask Na Villette to reduce your sentence if you have a good confession attitude." Funina snorted and said arrogantly.

"Okay, you went to the bathroom last night, and you were wearing white clothes..." Before Ye Luo could finish speaking, Fu Nina tightly covered her mouth.

"What did you hear?" Funina asked, staring at Demo, her tone full of threats.

"No, I was born with deafness. I didn't even hear what you just talked about!" Demo shook his head and muttered:

"My ears are getting worse and worse. I can't hear clearly even if I'm so close!"

He is not a fool, he already knows Fu Nina's identity.

"I...I heard..." At this time, a voice sounded.

Curtis ran in from outside, the magazines in her hands had been sold out.

Panting, she raised her hands and said to Funina: "Master...Master's wife, I heard what Master said!"

"He said..." Before Curtis could say anything, a mola appeared in front of her.

"You didn't hear anything. I bought you snacks, don't tell anyone else, you know?" Funina looked at Curtis and warned.

As for the title of Master Wife, it is no longer important now.

Curtis nodded immediately, her eyes brightening. She said she couldn't tell others, but it shouldn't matter if she told other Meuluxin!

Ye Luo almost shed tears as he watched his Mora being taken out of the pocket by Fu Nina.

This is a whole ten thousand molas, a prodigal, a real prodigal!

No, I must find a way to bring this traitor back next time.

"I'm going to deliver magazines!" Curtis said, then went out again holding a handful of magazines.

"Hmm... let go...!" Ye Luo shouted hesitantly.

"Stop talking, promise me and I will let go!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and warned.

"Uh...hmm!" Ye Luo nodded immediately.

Funina then let go, looked at the saliva on her palm with disgust, and then rubbed it on Ye Luo's clothes.

"Lord Funina, can the evidence I just provided prove my innocence?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked proudly.

You have proven your innocence, and my innocence is about to be lost. Judge, judge, this big pervert must be judged.

However, Funina still needs to stabilize Ye Luo first. There was nothing she could do, Fufu felt bitter in her heart, but Fufu didn't say anything.

"Ahem, I accepted your evidence. You probably didn't have time to commit the crime!" Funina coughed twice and nodded.

"That's good, but it scared me to death. I thought I was going to be wronged, but Mr. Holmes knew everything clearly, haha!" Ye Luo laughed and joked.

When she heard Holmes, Funina's face turned red and she was extremely embarrassed.

Thinking of the words she praised Holmes before, Ye Luo listened to them all.

Thinking about it now makes her blush. Holmes was right next to her, and she actually thought he was Watson and became Holmes herself.

"Ahem, little Ye Zi, I like to keep a low profile. Don't spread the word about what's going on here!" Funina coughed twice and patted Ye Luo on the shoulder.

"Okay!" Ye Luo smiled and nodded.

"Then let's go to the printing factory now, where the printing is done!" Funina thought for a moment and suggested based on Ye Luo's previous tips.

Ye Luo didn't object, asked for the address of Demo Printing Factory, and rushed there with Funina.

Demo looked at the backs of the two of them, his face blooming with joy.

"These two really look like a couple. From now on, I, the Steam Dog, will be protected by Lord Water God. A mere steam bird is nothing to be afraid of!"


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