Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Lord Funina, although what I wrote does not show one ten thousandth of your heroic appearance, I still want to ask you to give me a review!" On the way back to Mangmo Palace, Ye Luo looked at Funina with a smile and asked. road.

"Ahem, it's well written. After all, mortals can only understand so much!" Funina coughed twice and said very arrogantly.

Ye Luo blinked his eyes and looked shocked, "Ah, Lady Funina, can you describe the power of God to me so that I can show it in the next issue!"

"Ah, just... that's it, you can summon the stars and blow away the mountains by just raising your hand!" Funina was a little unsure, after all, her power had not been used yet.

"Lady Funina, you are so amazing!"

Ye Luo looked at Funina with admiration. He had doubted Funina's wisdom and everything about her, but he had never doubted her strength.

"Of course, if you are not powerful enough, how can you be a water god! Justice judgment is also based on strength!" Funina raised her chin, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly!

"I must follow your footsteps, fight for justice, and fight for Lady Funina!"

Ye Luo shook hands and placed it on his forehead, as if he was taking an oath.

Funina's face turned slightly red, and then she quickened her pace, as if she wanted to get rid of Ye Luo.

He... Is this a confession? He said he wanted to fight for me. What should I do? His head is so hot!

I...I am a god, calm and composed, mainly because my charm is too great!

Soon, Funina came to a dessert shop! Behind the paved glass counter, many exquisite little cakes are on display.

Funina stood at the door, drooling.

"Ahem, little Ye Zi, come here quickly!" Funina coughed twice and waved to Ye Luo with a smile!

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, he must change Funina's name. Instead of calling him "Ye Ye", why not call him "Luo Luo"!

This "little leaf" really sounds like a title for a eunuch, it's so insulting!

"Coming!" Ye Luo responded fearfully and ran over quickly.

"Little Ye Zi, I will give you a difficult task now!" Funina looked at Ye Luo solemnly, as if she really had something important to explain.

"I promise to complete the task!" Ye Luo nodded immediately. How to get a promotion and a salary increase? Of course, he must have a good relationship with his boss, hehe!

"Let me test you now. There are so many people queuing up here, and that cake only sells sixteen copies. What do you need to do to get it!"

Funina smiled. She just wanted to eat this cake, but she couldn't say it openly, otherwise she would appear to be too incompetent as a god.

If he can't figure it out, I'll hit him myself, and he'll have to listen to me from now on, hahaha...

Ye Luo held his chin in his hand and frowned as he thought about it. He didn't even mention buying it. There were so many ways!

After a while, Ye Luo looked at Funina and said, "Lady Funina, I have two ways!"

"Quickly, tell me!" Funina was a little excited, her hands hanging down in front of her.

"First, money opens the way. Throw a handful of molas at the back, and then they will all rush to grab it. We will be ranked first immediately."

When Funina heard this, she immediately shook her head with a drooping face, very dissatisfied.

She spilled a lot of molas last time, and now she doesn't have much money to go out for a meal. If she can afford such a high-cost method, just pass!

"What's the second one?" Funina asked immediately as she saw that it was about to go on sale.

"I used to pretend to be a staff member of Mangmo Palace, and someone reported me and asked them to send me a sample for testing!"

As soon as Funina heard the second idea, she immediately patted Ye Luo's shoulder excitedly and said, "Yes, you have a great future. I am optimistic about you, so go ahead!"

When Ye Luo heard this, the confident smile on his face suddenly froze.

Ye Luo looked at Funina with some suspicion and said: "Lord Funina, are you lying to me? When I pass, then you will report me for being a fake, and finally try me!"

"Hey, there is such a good way..." Funina immediately spoke up, feeling a little moved.

"Lord Funina, you don't really want to judge me, do you?" Ye Luo asked nervously.

"How... how is it possible? You are my assistant. If I judge you, wouldn't I just slap myself in the face?" Funina said seriously.

"Well, it seems to make sense!" Ye Luo nodded in realization, and then quickly ran to the counter.

Funina saw this and smiled. Not only would the trial of Ye Luoke not slap her in the face, but would anyone praise her for her righteousness in killing her relatives?

My little assistant, you are really stupid for handing over the situation to others so easily! However, it’s really cute!

Fortunately, it's me, otherwise you would have been waiting to be judged!

Ye Luo took the cake, handed it to Funina with a smile and said, "I got it back. How is it? Is my IQ very high? Can I pass the test?"

"Well, it passed, let's go back!" Funina nodded with a smile and got the cake she liked. She was naturally very happy.

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Mangmo Palace.

Funina carefully opened the package, took a fork and put an apple slice in her mouth, her face full of enjoyment.

Ye Luo almost couldn't help laughing when he saw Funina's appearance. An apple slice looked like this. He wondered if Funina had never eaten anything good!

"Why are you laughing?" Funina opened her eyes and looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"Nothing, I remembered something funny!" Ye Luo shook his head, then put on a serious expression.

Halfway through the cake, Funina suddenly looked at Ye Luo, making him feel numb!

"I know what you are thinking. It's just a piece of cake. Is it necessary?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and said calmly.

"Ah, how did you know? No, I didn't think so!" Ye Luo quickly shook his head in denial.

"Hahaha, just kidding, I will leave half of it for you to eat, as a reward for your outstanding performance today!" Funina said with a laugh.

Last time he distributed the steamed buns to me in the warehouse, and now I have returned them. Alas, there are not many people like me who know how to repay kindness!

"No, Lady Funina, you can eat it all, I don't like cake!" Ye Luo saw that Funina liked to eat cake, but she still gave it to him, which was really touching.

How should I put it, there is a feeling that a scholar will die for his confidant!

Fu Nina now shook her head and said without hesitation, "I cannot be deceived by this god. If you don't like it, don't eat my breakfast in the future. I only have cake for breakfast!"

Haha, now that you have such a delicious taste, you won’t be able to buy it every day in the future!

After buying it, are you embarrassed not to give it to me? I am your boss.

I am really a genius, hahaha...

"Uh, okay!" Ye Luo nodded quickly, feeling very moved in his heart.

Funina suddenly looked at Ye Luo and said

"By the way, I'll talk to the clerk in the Management Department later and ask them to make an announcement tomorrow. The content is that there is nothing wrong with this cake, but it is delicious!"

Ye Luo nodded. Funina's move gave him a little shock.

What Fu Nina thought was that if you do this, one will have two, and it will be easy to eat cake in the future!