Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Master, what's wrong between you and Lady Funina!" Curtis saw Ye Luo from a distance and ran over to ask.

"It's nothing!" Ye Luo shook his head and looked at Curtis in confusion.

"Humph, I've heard that you are going after Lady Funina! Before, I thought you were telling lies, but I didn't expect it to be true!" Curtis put her hands on her hips, as if she had already seen through the truth. appearance.

"Ahem, can you read minds?" Ye Luo couldn't help asking as he looked at Curtis' strange eyes.

He just thought in his heart, hugging Fu Nina's lap, and then hugging Fu Nina again, wouldn't this be the pinnacle of his life.

However, he was just thinking about this in his mind, no one knew about it!

Demo looked at Ye Luo, his mouth so surprised that he could stuff an egg into it.

"Mind reading, what is that?" Curtis put her hand to her mouth and looked at Ye Luo doubtfully.

"It's nothing. You kid, don't pry about social affairs. Sell your newspaper!" Ye Luo touched Curtis's head and said with a smile.

"Well... don't touch my head, or you will be thrown out of Fontaine!" Curtis frowned and warned Ye Luo.

"Besides, I'm not young anymore, I'm already hundreds of years old! According to the title, you can call me too big!" Kirdis looked at Ye Luo with a smile and explained.

Demo couldn't help but laugh out loud, because if we were to judge by age, Curtis, the wife, and the mother-in-law deserved the title.

"Hurry up and sell newspapers, or your salary will be deducted!" Ye Luo waved his hand and said helplessly.

"Huh huh huh..." Curtis hummed a light song, took the newspaper and walked out.

Ye Luo discussed with Demo the rectification of many magazines, and then went out with a pile of magazines.

……

"Old dog, you finally came out, I thought you were dead!"

"Hurry up, I haven't listened to your lectures in the past two days, and I feel bad!"

"Quickly tell me, what was it last time? So many strong men are afraid of it!"

……

Ye Luo smiled and responded to everyone's outrageous way of greeting, laughing secretly in his heart. How happy you are now, how uncomfortable you will be later!

"Ahem!" Ye Luo took a sip of tea and moistened his throat.

In a crowded corner, Funina, who was dressed in disguise, saw Ye Luo's carefree appearance and wished she could go over and punch him twice!

She didn't even dare to pretend like this! ! !

"The last chapter said that when faced with the flying golden spirit liquid, all the strong men showed fear on their faces and fled away. However, our protagonist Xiao Shuanghuo took the opportunity to escape from here."

After Ye Luo said this, the audience in the audience didn't buy it one after another.

"Old thief, what exactly is the golden spirit fluid you are talking about? Don't even think about getting away with it!"

"That's right, I've been waiting for two days, and you still lied to us!"

"I think this plot is too unreasonable. These strong men are not fools. Anything can hurt them!"

……

Ye Luo naturally noticed the dissatisfaction of the audience, but he didn't care and took another sip of tea.

He still felt a little regretful. Even if there was no milk tea here, there was not even wolfberry!

"Don't worry, everyone, we have all seen this golden spirit liquid. Moreover, he has another name, golden juice!" Ye Luo smiled and explained to everyone in the audience.

"Golden juice, is this the liquid after mola melted? This shouldn't be able to harm the strong man!"

"It seems, there seems to be a golden juice in Liyue... Let me go, I figured it out, it is that thing, then this part will be reliable."

"What on earth is it? Can you please stop pretending to be the Riddler? I'll give you a hundred molas and tell it quickly!"

“It feels like there’s slime crawling in my heart, it’s so itchy and uncomfortable!”

"It's our excrement, also called golden juice!"

When this answer was announced, everyone felt their eyes darken. With such an explosion, those strong men really had to hide.

Not to mention them, even if the gods came, they would probably have to avoid it.

If you don't hide, this matter may become a laughing stock for the rest of your life.

When fighting begins, it doesn't matter how much you insult your opponent. As long as your opponent says something and you have been sprayed with shit, you will feel that all words will seem weak and weak at this moment.

"This all makes sense, but the protagonist's move is a bit too damaging!"

"Haha, this is a good idea. From now on, I will use my shit to embarrass myself when I fight. Let's see who of you dares to bully me!"

"It made me laugh to death, when I used this trick. When the law of heaven comes in the future, she will have to retreat three points!"

"I've learned it, I've learned it, this is a great move!"

Funina also thought for a moment and felt that this plot was reasonable.

Immediately, her face turned slightly red. Remembering the last time I laughed at this author's plot loophole, Ye Luo must have been laughing at himself!

No, I must teach him a lesson this afternoon!

Ye Luo still didn't know that his little bad taste would disrupt Fengdan's subsequent duel pattern.

"Ahem, as long as everyone knows, let's continue talking!" Ye Luo coughed twice and continued talking.

After a while, the audience was talking again.

"No, can snakes play like this too?"

"It's so... so special... it's so exciting!"

"I have a trick to keep everyone safe!"

"You also have a trick, can you tell me about it?"

"Only if we pull out all the snake's teeth, hehehe..."

"I'll go, brother is such a dick, disrespectful and disrespectful!"

The innocent Fu Nina listened to everyone's discussion with a blank look on her face. What is this? As the omniscient and omnipotent God of Justice, she still has something she doesn’t know about!

No, I must ask Ye Luo later, hide everything from her!

Listening to the lewd laughter of the people below, Ye Luo couldn't help but sigh at his own purity. It took him three full seconds to realize that he was truly a gentleman.

"Ahem, everyone, please stop laughing, the anti-pornography brigade will be here in a minute!" Ye Luo coughed twice and teased.

"I'm here to arrest you as the captain, you are the main culprit!"

"That's right, we don't even understand what you mean!"

Ye Luo looked at the group of yellow little blacks below him and almost vomited blood!

"Quiet, quiet, if you don't listen, I'll leave!" Ye Luo quickly stopped everyone's argument. If he was really caught, and sentenced to gathering a crowd to engage in sexual harassment, his reputation would be ruined!

"Don't go, don't go, we listen!"

"If you leave now, we won't buy your magazine anymore!"

"Don't worry, it'll be fine if I don't confess to you if I get caught!"

"Don't worry, I keep my mouth shut!"

……

After getting along for a few days, everyone knew that Ye Luo was a good storyteller, so they knew how to handle Ye Luo.

Ye Luo smiled awkwardly, in order to make money, don't shiver, don't shiver!