Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Tegre was so drunk that he could hardly open his eyes.

Although he didn't understand what Ye Luo was talking about, he still said with a smile: "We have a lot of houses here, so you can live next door to me!"

After saying that, he lay down on his bed and fell asleep, snoring loudly.

Ye Luo smiled helplessly, then opened the door and walked to the next door.

The furnishings next door are very simple, with only a wooden bed.

Ye Luo didn't mind either. After washing, he lay down. At least, now I don’t have to worry about being exposed to wind or rain, which is great!

Ye Luo lay on the bed, thinking about everything that happened today.

It was so dreamy that I traveled through time inexplicably. Could it be that Lao Mi is doing something again and he has become a test subject.

"System, system!" Ye Luo muttered several times silently in his mind, trying to awaken this golden finger necessary for time travel.

However, there was no movement.

Ye Luo smiled bitterly. He was considering whether to end it on his own and see if he could wear it back.

However, just think about it, he doesn't have the courage yet.

Otherwise, try sneaking to Liyue tomorrow, Xumi...

It is said that as long as he touches Meluxin, which he has not seen yet, he can be successfully expelled.

After thinking about it, Ye Luo fell into a deep sleep.

……

The next day, Ye Luo opened the door and came outside.

Stretching, looking at the busy lower class people, he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

"Boy, you slept comfortably last night. Now let's talk about the rental price!" Tegre came up from behind and patted Ye Luo on the shoulder.

"Okay!" Ye Luo nodded.

"What do you think of 3000 molas a month?" He hesitated for a moment and then asked.

"No problem!" Ye Luo shook his head. Three days' wages was relatively cheap.

"Uncle, I don't have any money right now, can you please slow down. I have to work for a few days to get the money!" Ye Luo scratched his head and asked awkwardly.

"It's okay, just stay here for now!" Tegel nodded.

"Thank you!" Ye Luo quickly thanked him. This uncle is really a good man!

……

Now that the house problem is solved, the next step is how to work hard to make money.

Ye Luo thought about the first step for those who traveled through time to get rich. It seemed that most of them were copying songs and books.

It’s not practical to copy songs, so it’s better to copy books as quickly as possible!

Thinking of this, Ye Luo didn't stop and climbed directly to the upper floor, ready to explore the market.

The sky outside is indeed bluer, and the breeze blows, bringing with it a hint of the sea.

Ye Luo walked on the street, wandering around a little confused.

Finally, he stopped in front of a grocery store because everyone was chatting.

Chatting is the best way to get information.

"Have you heard about Klopp's case? None of his three children are biological!"

"I heard that he didn't say it on the spot during the court hearing yesterday!"

"You didn't see that Lady Funina, who had always been steady at that time, was thinking of defending him. Unfortunately, Lady Villette scared her back!"

"Why do you say that to Lord Water God? Are you trying to scare me? Pay attention to your wording!"

"A slip of the tongue is a strategic retreat!"

"It's miserable...it's so miserable. No wonder he picked up a knife and hacked his wife to death."

"Haha, don't kill me and keep it for the New Year. Such people are really hateful!"

"I don't know when Mr. Falinghe will publish a book. I think it is very necessary to describe this court trial. Especially the method of committing the crime must be detailed, and how it reached the climax..."

……

When Ye Luo heard the last person's words, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

It seems that people in any world are inevitably astringent.

Ye Luo thought for a while, whether he should move "Jin Ping Bu" out, he would definitely be able to kill everyone.

The writing should be written with style, and the writing should be prudent and prudent.

Ye Luo thought about it for a moment, then gave up. Not to mention whether this can be published in Steam Bird Newspaper, even if it can be published, he will not be able to remember the whole article.

Those were all classical Chinese texts. I only blame myself for not studying them carefully in the first place!

If that's the case, then he's going to take out the king bomb!

Ye Luo thought about it, then walked into the grocery store and bought a stack of paper and a pen.

Two hundred molas were spent in one go, which made Ye Luo's flesh ache.

Then, he wandered around again, but he didn't find the coin-throwing Funina, and he was very disappointed.

"Excuse me, the latest article from a mysterious astrologer, how to change your destiny!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Luo immediately stopped the jumping Meiluxin.

Meiluxin looks so furry and so cute.

This was Ye Luo's first time seeing Mei Luxin, but he had heard about it from many people.

Mei Luxin blinked and looked at Ye Luo doubtfully.

From Ye Luo's eyes, she seemed to see a kind of doting like looking at a puppy.

Ye Luo looked at Mei Luxin's big eyes and couldn't help but stretched out his hand and touched her head.

Then, Ye Luo felt dizzy, and severe pain came from his buttocks.

Ye Luo lay on the ground and looked at the blue sky.

Yes, he was thrown over the shoulder, and Mei Luxin was thrown over the shoulder.

Ye Luo covered his face. He felt that he was ashamed to see others. How to describe it, it's like you were thrown over the shoulder by a puppy!

Mei Luxin bent down and looked at Ye Luo, her big eyes full of doubts.

It's over, it's over, this human won't blackmail me! Before he could even touch my head, I threw him.

Am I going to go to the Opéra Opéra and be judged by Lord Navilette?

Who am I going to defend? Woohoo, I don’t want to go to Merlot Petersburg!

Ye Luo still didn't know the rich inner activities of this beauty, so he covered his butt with a painful look on his face.

"Hiss..." Ye Luo took a breath. This beautiful girl looked so cute. Why does it hurt so much to hit someone?

"You... don't shout!" Mei Luxin was a little panicked and shook her open hand, trying to comfort Ye Luo.

When Ye Luo saw it, he immediately smiled in his heart.

Originally, he was afraid that he would be expelled from Fontaine for almost touching Mei Luxin's head, so he was prepared to sell out miserably here.

Now it seems that he has a sure chance of victory and may even receive a large amount of compensation.

Although Ye Luo's butt hurt, he was very happy inside.

"Oh, my ridge cap, oh, my tailbone, oh..."

Ye Luo covered his butt and said the classic term for touching porcelain.

When Mei Luxin heard this, she became even more panicked.

Seeing that many people were about to come over, tears began to well up in my eyes and were about to flow out.

"You...can you stop shouting, I...I can touch my head for you!" Mei Luxin looked at Ye Luo and asked pitifully.

If the incident of Meiluxin beating someone gets spread, it will bring a lot of criticism to other Meiluxins.

She didn't want other Meiluxins to lose their jobs, be criticized, etc. because of her...