Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"What do you mean, you question my idol, my beloved Water God!" Ye Luo looked at Navia and said angrily.

Seeing Ye Luo's reaction, Navia was stunned for a moment.

What's going on? Isn't this guy a smart man? Why is he now a stupid man?

At this time, a man in a suit and sunglasses held a document and handed it to Navia.

Navia glanced at it for a few times, and immediately gave Ye Luo a meaningful look.

"I can pay you a salary, and you will still receive the salary of the Water God Assistant!" Navia looked at Ye Luo and said calmly.

"I will not surrender to the evil forces. Lord Water God is my idol, and I will never betray her!" Ye Luo said firmly.

"Don't worry, it won't harm Lord Water God's interests. I also like her better!" Navia explained with a smile.

Hearing this, Ye Luo hesitated immediately.

Do you want to accept this invitation? Anyway, the Water God won’t reimburse you, so it’s reasonable for you to earn extra money!

Ye Luo shook his head again and said: "No, Lord Water God is my close friend and relative!"

"One hundred thousand molas a month!" Navia said with a faint smile.

"I was born as Lady Funina's person, and when I die, I am Lady Funina's ghost!" Ye Luo said with firm eyes.

"Two hundred thousand Mora!" Navia said again.

Ye Luo swallowed, two hundred thousand here, plus three hundred thousand for the assistant, and a monthly income of five hundred thousand, what kind of existence is this!

"No!" Ye Luo shook his head.

"Well, since you are so loyal, I have to change someone." Navia sighed, stood up and prepared to leave.

When Ye Luo saw this, he immediately panicked. This was the God of Wealth. How could he let her go? It was not common to take advantage of someone like this.

"Miss Navia, you misunderstood me. I mean, the salary given to me by Lady Funina is 300,000, you have to increase the amount!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

Navia staggered and almost fell to the ground.

She has seen shameless people, but she has never seen such a shameless person.

"Okay!" Navia nodded and sat down again.

"Happy cooperation!" Ye Luoxi smiled broadly and stretched out her hand to shake Navia's hand again.

"So, boss, how are you going to help me now?" Ye Luo looked at Navia and asked with a smile.

Navia thought to herself, this guy got into the role really quickly.

"They have already taken action once, and they won't do it again in a short time!" Navia explained with a smile.

"So, I was deceived by you?" Ye Luo looked at Navia, as if he wanted to see what she had planned.

Damn it, it’s over, I’m so handsome, she doesn’t want to keep me!

"They won't take action for a short time, but it doesn't mean they won't take action! Our Thorn Rose Club can tell you in advance before they take action next time!" Navia explained with a smile.

"That's good!" Ye Luo breathed a sigh of relief. There must be people among the nobles who were bribed like him.

"If it's okay, I'll leave first!" Navia looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"Wait a minute, how can you give me my money?" Ye Luo looked at Navia and asked very seriously.

"The safe deposit box of Beiguo Bank is scheduled every month. You can pick it up yourself at that time!" Navia thought for a while and said.

"Okay, remember not to pay me social security, I'm afraid Lady Funina will misunderstand!" Ye Luo nodded immediately, waved her hand with satisfaction, and said goodbye to her.

The corners of Navia's mouth twitched slightly, and she regretted it now. How about opening Ye Luo now to save some money.

Ye Luo looked at the sky and saw that it was almost time to get off work. He thought about it and decided to go back to Mangmo Palace to check in.

……

"Lord Fu Nina!" Ye Luo looked at Fu Nina who was sitting on the sofa reading a book and shouted cautiously.

Funina raised her head and glanced at Ye Luo, then ignored him.

Ye Luo thought to himself, "It's not good. It's over. My thighs don't like me anymore." What should I do? Wait online. Urgent!

"Ahem!" Ye Luo coughed twice, trying to attract Funina's attention.

However, Funina just ignored it.

He just scalded her with boiling water, but he even insulted her by calling Funina a dog. How could she bear it?

You know, no dog in Fontaine dares to call her Fonina.

No, no, I'm not a dog, how did I get myself in!

"Ahem!" Ye Luo coughed twice again. It was very important to have a good relationship with his superiors.

"Are you a dog?" Funina suddenly looked at Ye Luo and asked with a cold face.

"Huh?" Ye Luo looked at Funina with a puzzled face. Could it be that her eyes are not good because she is so young?

"You're not a dog, so don't keep barking, hum!" Funina snorted angrily and stopped looking at Ye Luo.

"Woof, woof, woof, Lady Funina, I will always be your dog!" Ye Luo barked twice in a sincere expression of loyalty.

Madhu, Miss Kamisato Ayaka, I'm sorry, Funina's thighs should be thicker!

With a "poof" sound, Funina finally couldn't help but laugh.

However, in order to make Ye Luo feel that she was not so easy to bully, she was prepared to keep a straight face.

However, when she thought of Ye Luo's dog barking, she couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha..." Fu Nina held her stomach and almost burst into tears laughing.

Ye Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled and it was okay. Isn't he just joking? He really holds a grudge!

"Humph, Ye Luo, I am a god, so I won't argue with you this time! Next time, I will..."

Funina said, opening her mouth and staring at Ye Luo fiercely.

Ye Luo subconsciously looked at his hand with teeth marks, and began to think in his mind that Funina might be a dog demon in the form of a dog demon, and it would be more reliable for him to get a rabies vaccine.

"What are you thinking!" Funina stared at Ye Luo and asked with a frown.

"I'm thinking about the rabid dog..." Ye Luo finished his words and immediately changed his words: "The story of the rabid dog Hachiko!"

Funina's damn curiosity was suddenly aroused.

"Ahem, tell me, I'll treat it as your apology, and I won't judge you!" Funina coughed twice and said very arrogantly.

"Uh, this..." The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, how can I make this up!

"What, you look down on me?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and said with a cold face.

Aren't you just thinking about rabies? You really think I'm stupid! If you can’t make it up today, hum…

"No, no, I just want to think about it!" Ye Luo smiled awkwardly.

"Well, once upon a time there was a dog named Hachiko. He ate a piece of rotten meat one day. Then, his eyes turned red and he would bite anyone he saw. People who were bitten by him would become just like him..."

Ye Luo had no choice but to tell Funina a story about the zombie crisis. As for the rabid dog, didn’t it appear at the beginning?

"In the end, everyone worked together and eliminated Hachiko!"

Ye Luo chuckled and echoed, "I'm a fucking genius!"

Funina couldn't come back to her senses for a long time. This was the first time she heard such a surprising story.

"The name of this story is really Hachiko the Mad Dog?" Funina looked at Ye Luo suspiciously, she didn't believe it.

Of course, it is impossible for Ye Luo to destroy the Great Wall by himself, just bite him to death, that's what his name is.

Funina secretly murmured in her heart, this stinky Ye Luo will only fool me.

Sooner or later, I will judge you. Let’s see if you are not scared to cry by then, hahaha!

Funina couldn't help but laugh when she thought about Ye Luo lying on the ground and begging her for forgiveness.