Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Chapter 36 You are just a jerk



"What about Villette's holiday? You don't care?" Ye Luo asked speechlessly.

Funina looked at Ye Luo with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "Holiday, what is a holiday?"

"No, Lord Villette works three hundred and sixty-five days a year?" Ye Luo looked at Funina in surprise. Is this what a capitalist looks like?

"Of course not!" Funina shook her head.

Hearing this, Ye Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

It's best not to be like this. He doesn't want to be an emotionless work machine. He needs a day off!

"That's good!"

Funina glanced at Ye Luo and said calmly: "He has asked for leave. I will let him finish the rest of the work first before giving him a holiday!"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. He wanted to resign immediately now. He was really blind.

How is there any difference between hugging the lap of a god who has no money and a black heart and being sent to a wolf's den?

"I...I have nothing to say!" Ye Luo shook his head, feeling a wave of sympathy for Villette in his heart.

If I were Villette and had been working like this for more than four hundred years, I would have become a great sage and kicked Funina to death!

"That's good, if you have any questions, just raise them! Of course, even if you raise them, I can't solve them!" Funina chuckled and nodded with satisfaction.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and she asked helplessly: "Ms. Funina, look at today's expenses, where can I reimburse them?"

"Well..." Funina was silent for a long time, and then said with a smile: "As a god, I am not interested in such a mere Mora!"

"But, I'm interested! If Lord Water God could reward me more, I would be grateful!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and said weakly.

"But, I didn't!" Funina spread her hands and said innocently.

"Aren't you not interested?" Ye Luo looked at Funina suspiciously and asked.

"Yes, I'm not interested. I told you all last time!" Funina nodded, as if you couldn't understand me so well.

Ye Luo gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "Throw coins."

Funina blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "Yes, did I scatter all the coins?"

"Then my salary won't be gone, right? In that case, I'll run away with the bucket now!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and was about to leave.

"No, of course. I don't pay your salary, it's allocated by the Financial Secretary!" Funina quickly called out to Ye Luo, whose brain was quite useful.

"Huh..." Ye Luo breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing that the job paid well and was not tiring, he reluctantly accepted it!

"Lord Funina, you can tell me what you need to do now!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and showed a smile.

"Here, take a look at this question and test yourself whether you have the IQ to stay and continue serving!" After Funina finished speaking, she threw the magazine to Ye Luo.

Ye Luo burst into laughter after seeing the Sudoku problem.

Fortunately, he will announce the answer to this question tomorrow, so it doesn't hurt to do it now.

Thinking of this, Ye Luo picked up a pen and began to draw on it.

Upon seeing this, Funina came behind Ye Luo.

However, Ye Luo seemed to be a little taller than her, so she had to stand on tiptoes to see.

"Little Ye Zi, sit here and write!" Funina moved a chair and asked Ye Luo to sit down.

Ye Luo glanced at Funina in surprise, and finally sat down flattered.

Funina stood behind Ye Luo, staring at the details of Ye Luo's problem solving.

Hahaha, you idiot, once you figure it out, I will learn it too!

At that time, I will still be the extremely smart water god Fukaros, and you will still be a somewhat smart assistant!

Funina was excited about her wisdom, but she saw that Ye Luo had already filled in several numbers.

After a while, Ye Luo finished filling in all the numbers.

And Funina stood behind him, as if she had lost her soul.

"Lord Funina, look, I've solved it!" Ye Luo handed the magazine to Funina and said with a smile.

Funina took the magazine, glanced at it casually, and said calmly: "Well, not bad, it's half as strong as me!"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, are you praising me or belittling me?

"Yes, Ms. Funina is extremely smart. Even the God of Wisdom is not as good as you. You are unparalleled in wisdom!" Ye Luo nodded quickly and agreed.

Hearing this, Funina nodded very arrogantly and said: "Well, you speak very nicely. If I hadn't already become the God of Justice, the God of Wisdom would definitely abdicate and give way to others!"

Give you sunshine and you will be brilliant. You are so awesome, how can you still ignore my money, my six thousand molas!

Ye Luo wailed in his heart, and then suddenly thought of something. He looked at Funina and asked: "Lady Funina, do you have any extra Eyes of God that you don't want? Can you give me a try?"

Funina took a step back, avoiding Ye Luo's expectant eyes.

She sneered and said: "You mean those glass balls, I gave them away as gifts. If you want them, I know where there is another one!"

"Lord Funina, please tell me, I will work hard for you and work hard for you!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and expressed his loyalty very excitedly!

He imagined the day when he would get the Eye of God and be able to control the power of elements with just a raise of his hand. It’s so cool to bully Chuqiu people and slime!

"What is a horse?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked doubtfully.

"Well, well, horses are an animal. They have four legs and look like large dogs, but they eat grass!" Ye Luo introduced awkwardly.

Seeing Funina still looking confused, Ye Luo had no choice but to show off his superb painting skills.

horse picture

After reading Ye Luo's paintings, Funina's face was full of shock.

Ye Luo seemed to understand. After all, with his superb painting skills, Abedo had to learn from his master when he came!

"There is such an ugly creature in the world. If you tell me where it is, I will guard it and never let it harm Fontaine!" Funina said with a serious face.

"Ahem, don't worry, this is from other worlds, and I saw it in the book!" Ye Luo smiled awkwardly, and in his heart he could only blame the people of Fontaine for their backward aesthetics, and even the horses didn't like it.

"Huh, that's good, it scared me to death!" Funina covered her chest and breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't even have the slightest suspicion that Ye Luo was not good at painting!

Suddenly, Ye Luo looked at the silly Funina and had an idea in his mind.

"Lady Funina, what I said about horses just now is to show my hard work!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and said sincerely.

"Yeah, keep it up!" Funina thought for a moment and had already forgotten what Ye Luo said about horses.

She just didn't want to remember that painting, it was too abstract!

"Ms. Funina, you are nothing but a beast!" Ye Luo suddenly became bold and said to Funina.


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