Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

The crowd was furious. If Fu Nina hadn't been there, they would have definitely come over to teach Ye Luo what it means to be rich and honorable and never forget each other!

"Lady Funina, that assistant next to you is not a good person!"

"That's right, he makes me so horny all day long that I can't even eat!"

"That's right, he actually bullied Meluxin and touched Meluxin's head. It's really a violation of his conscience!"

"The most important thing is that he speaks in a smooth manner. This is simply not a good person!"

"Yes, he also forced us to call him dad. We are really suffering!"

……

Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly as he listened to everyone's accusations.

Marde, when I asked myself to continue talking yesterday, I cried for my father and my mother, and even called my father to take advantage of me.

It doesn’t matter how old he is, whether he can give birth to such a big son. Of course, what he is talking about here is his age, and his other configurations are extremely large, right?

These old men are really hateful!

"Everyone, be quiet and listen to what I have to say!" Fu Nina calmly stretched out her hand and pressed it down, and everyone shut their mouths in shame.

"Do you want to listen to my little assistant's story?" Funina looked at everyone and asked with a smile.

"Correct!"

Everyone in the audience responded in unison. It had nothing to do with them how Ye Luo did it, but it was simply unforgivable to not read books!

"Haha, as the people of this god, I will naturally grant your wish, and now I will let you get what you wish for!" Funina laughed loudly, pointed at Ye Luo and said:

"Little Ye Zi, let me tell you something. I happened to listen to it. Is it really so good?"

The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. He was just an assistant, not a eunuch. Why couldn't he be called another person?

"Yes!" Ye Luo nodded and returned to the storyteller's seat.

Funina also sat next to her. She finally had a seat this time. Every time she came, she always stood.

"The last letter said..."

Funina heard the connection from the previous episode and immediately listened carefully.

Everyone standing there also tacitly kept silent. After all, Ye Luo didn't have a loudspeaker. If the sound was louder, it could be drowned out.

The expression on Fu Nina's face fluctuated and changed again and again as the story unfolded, completely forgetting her previous idea of ​​a concave shape.

Ye Luo stopped, took a sip of tea, and then glanced at Funina.

When he saw it, he was immediately stunned. This attentive look is like a primary school student listening carefully.

God has been through so much and has never heard any stories. How could he still like this thing?

It would be understandable to say that Zhongli next door also likes him. After all, it was his awesomeness that he was bragging about.

However, this is not bragging about Funina!

However, thinking of this, Ye Luo came up with some good ideas and wrote some legends for Funina.

The rock god next door has it, and my water god uncle also wants it!

Funina had been immersed in the novel world and didn't hear Ye Luo's voice for a long time before she came back to her senses.

When she saw Ye Luo looking at her, she immediately calmed down the expression on her face and looked indifferent.

Ye Luo was a little surprised. She saw a trace of panic on Funina's face.

He felt a little cute inexplicably, damn, how could he have such thoughts. God, how can you describe it as cute? I must have seen it wrong!

"Keep going, all the flowers have faded!"

"Can you do it, thin dog?"

……

When Ye Luo heard that these people looked down on him, he started to describe the world of the novel again.

Finally, Ye Luo's mouth was almost dry before he reached the point where today should end.

"Ahem, a shocking explosion suddenly came from the distance, and a golden aura flew towards here. Everyone ducked away, with panic on their faces. Even the powerful Dou Huang couldn't avoid it. Afraid of getting infected!

To predict what will happen next, please listen to the breakdown next time! "

After Ye Luo said this, he slapped the wooden door in the hall, and everyone was gradually pulled out of the novel world by him.

Funina looked at Ye Luo with unsatisfied feelings. She finally understood what the previous person meant by being dissatisfied with desire.

"Mr. Ye, can you tell us what kind of terrifying spiritual thing this is!"

"I guess this must be a killer weapon created by the protagonist. It is so powerful that even the fighting emperor can't avoid it!"

"Mr. Ye, just tell us. I'm going to die. Please tell us one more chapter!"

……

Ye Luo chuckled and stood next to Funina silently.

When Funina saw this, she wanted to order Ye Luo to continue storytelling, but this was really detrimental to her majestic image!

"Lord Water God, please let Mr. Ye Luo speak another chapter. We all want to hear it!"

"That's right, Lord Water God. The god we admire, please grant our wish!"

Funina then looked at Ye Luo. She felt that she had talked and heard too much today, and she was not a greedy person.

"No, I can only say so much in one day. If I talk too much, my throat will be uncomfortable tomorrow!" Ye Luo shook his head, and the buttons were all buried. Duan Ran had no reason to unbutton them.

If you break this rule today, there will be no rules in the future, and no openings will be allowed.

If Funina really ordered him to continue, he would continue, but he would be disappointed!

Besides, can he tell everyone that it was the protagonist who blew up the toilet?

Everything flying out is flying, so you have to hide when a person comes. This is not very reasonable!

"Everyone, be quiet. Of course, you can't eat all the good food in one go. My assistant also needs a rest. My people, please raise your hands. We will see you tomorrow!"

After Fu Nina said that, she took Ye Luo and left. Although she likes her people very much and cares about their opinions, she will never be coerced by her people. Besides, Ye Luo is also one of her people!

"Lord Water God, what do you think of my storytelling before?" Ye Luo walked for a long time and suddenly asked Funina tentatively.

"Well, not bad, he's got a lot to work with!" Funina nodded calmly.

Funina's heart: Needless to say, it must be very good. In your words, it is awesome.

If I hadn't been the water god, I would have praised you so much that you floated up. But, I am the water god, hehe!

Just now, in front of so many people, I was really proud of myself. If I had money, I would definitely give you a promotion and a salary increase!

"Thank you, Lord Water God, for your compliments. I will definitely continue to work hard!" Ye Luo nodded quickly, and his steps became much brisker.

I don’t know when he started to have a mentality like a child.

"By the way, can you tell me what the last thing is?" Funina looked at Ye Luo with doubtful eyes. She was so curious that she even forgot to maintain her own personality.

"Ahem, it's nothing, just some very dirty things. Even a strong person doesn't want to get all dirty!" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained very cryptically.

Funina thought for a while, and finally said doubtfully: "No, these strong men were all killed from the mountains of corpses and seas of blood. Their bodies were covered with cobwebs after being in seclusion for decades. How could they still be afraid of getting dirty? ?”

Funina felt that she had found a loophole, and immediately asked excitedly. It felt like a debate at the Opie Lake Opera House.