Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Ahem, Lady Funina, it seems that what you want to do has already been done by someone!" Ye Luo pointed to the contents of the newspaper with a smile and handed it to Funina.

"The largest tomb-robbing gang stole corpses and served them on everyone's dining table..."

When Funina saw this content, she frowned and couldn't help but vomit.

Ye Luo disagreed, after all, he had never been to that restaurant.

"Lord Funina, are you okay?" Ye Luo patted Funina on the back and asked.

"Huh...no...it's okay. As a god, I haven't seen anything like this before!" After Fu Nina finished speaking, she spat on the ground again.

"I...I just have excess water element. After all, I am the controller of water element." Funina said with a smile.

"I know, let's go there and have a rest!" Ye Luo nodded, knowing that Funina was just holding on for the water god's face.

"You don't think that I vomited, do you? Mortals are ignorant after all!" Funina snorted and said exaggeratedly.

"Yes, yes, I am stupid, but you are smart, you are so smart, so awesome!" Ye Luo smiled and nodded, "praising".

"Sit here and don't move around. I'll buy you a cup of hot water!" Ye Luo placed Funina in a position, then gave him the newspaper and left.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's leaving figure and smiled stupidly.

Then, the smile on her face soon disappeared, and she remembered the fear of being dominated by Ye Luo's hot water for the first time.

"Hey, here comes the hot water!" After a while, Ye Luo walked towards Funina with a cup of hot water in his hand.

Funina couldn't help but shrink back. After all, she was not a real water god and could not withstand such high-temperature hot water.

"Lady Funina, drink quickly!" Ye Luo handed over the water glass and said with a smile.

"Wait...wait a minute, my water element is overflowing, please help me replenish water!" Funina rolled her eyes and immediately thought of a countermeasure.

"Haha!" Ye Luo laughed. She knew that Funina didn't have any strength, so she was just teasing her on purpose.

"It's not hot anymore, drink it quickly!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

Funina's face was slightly red, and she didn't know how Ye Luo knew that she was afraid of being burned.

Soon, Fu Nina drank a glass of hot water, and her overall complexion became much better.

"Huh, this reporter is so awesome!" Ye Luo couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the content above.

The reporter is none other than Charlotte, who is really a skilled artist and has the audacity to infiltrate into a tomb-robbing gang.

After the newspaper was published, the Enforcement Tribunal also quickly took action and sealed all the industries involved.

"Ye Luo, let's go watch the show!" Funina blinked and asked.

"Okay!" Ye Luo nodded with a smile.

After a while, Ye Luo, led by Funina, came to a small theater.

"Lady Fu Nina, you are here!" When the people in the troupe saw Fu Nina, their faces were immediately filled with smiles.

"Well, let me see how your rehearsal is going!" Funina looked at everyone with a smile. She had performed in this troupe once before.

She likes this group of people very much, loves performing, and has a serious attitude.

"Just in time, Lady Funina, please guide us!" The group leader was a girl, and she immediately prayed with a smile.

"I am very strict. If you make a mistake, I will scold you!" Funina said with a serious face.

"It's okay, you can just scold us if we are wrong!" the group leader agreed with a smile.

"Okay, you go ahead and let me take a look for you!" Funina nodded.

So, the show came together quickly!

"Little Ye Zi, go, there's a corpse there, go and pretend!" Funina looked at Ye Luo with a smirk on her face.

"Ah, I can't!" Ye Luo was stunned and said quickly.

Funina immediately said with a straight face: "Go quickly, just lie there with your eyes closed and don't move!"

"Oh!" Ye Luo nodded helplessly and then lay down on the stage.

"Mr. Holmes, did you find anything?"

"Watson, you're blocking me, bring me my magnifying glass!"

Therefore, corpse Yeluo came in handy.

They wiped Ye Luo's eyes and looked at them. Then he opened his mouth again, looked at his teeth and tongue, and finally, even took off Ye Luo's pants.

"Kah, I won't act anymore!" Ye Luo quickly stepped down from the stage, which was really scary.

"Ahem, Ye Luo, you are the worst at acting!" Funina coughed twice and criticized with a smile.

"I..." Ye Luo was speechless, and then stood silently next to Funina.

Funina did not continue to embarrass Ye Luo and continued to guide others.

However, her tone was a bit harsh at times, which sounded scary.

Finally, after a long time, the performance rehearsal was over.

"Well, you are all good. You are half as good as me!" Funina raised her head slightly and affirmed.

"I would also like to thank Lady Funina for her guidance, otherwise we wouldn't have found so many problems!" The leader immediately stood up and thanked her.

"You are the people of this god, that's nothing!" Funina shook her head arrogantly and refused the Maura that the captain handed over.

"Ms. Funina, will you come over to watch the performance the day after tomorrow?" The leader looked at Funina and asked expectantly.

"Well... come if you have time! As a god, I'm usually very busy!" Funina nodded.

When Ye Luo heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. Funina was really busy, planning to rob the tomb.

"Let's go back!" Funina waved goodbye to everyone, and then left with Ye Luo.

……

"Ms. Funina, do you like performing?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked.

"Well, I like short performances!" Funina paused for a moment and said.

"In that case, I can write some scripts for Lady Funina!" Ye Luo smiled slightly, already thinking about what should be brought here.

"Well, you can also write scripts, can't you tell?" Funina looked at Ye Luodao in surprise.

"Haha, I know a lot, I will teach you later!" Ye Luo replied with a smile.

The two of them were walking side by side on the street, it really looked like that.

……

"Master, master, it's not good!" A shout suddenly came from within the Lite family.

"Your master, I'm still fine, what's going on?"

"Master, our property has been investigated, and the cemetery has been exposed!"

"What, what do you do for food? I gave you all my advice, but you turned a deaf ear, right?"

The leader of the Lite family spat out a mouthful of blood and turned pale.

"The owners of restaurants and perfume shops have been arrested. They... they may report us!"

"Go ahead and contact our people in the Law Enforcement Court, they know what to do!"

"Yes!"