Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

(Some readers reported that they didn’t like soul travel, so the plot of the previous chapter was changed. The summoned object was changed to one that does not carry any memory. You can read it again!)

"Ms. Funina, what are you talking about?" Ye Luo shook his head. It seemed that Fu Fu had read a lot of pornographic books.

"Ahem, you said you would treat me to a big dinner yesterday, didn't you forget?" Funina coughed twice and reminded.

"Of course I haven't forgotten, let's go!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly.

"The feast I'm talking about is not macaroni!" Funina finally reminded her.

"I know, I know, let's go to the Depo Hotel to eat!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly and said,

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"Hey, why are there so many people queuing up in this hotel? When will it be our turn!" Funina looked at the long queue. I couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Well, there's no queue at the hotel next to it, why don't we give it a try?" Ye Luo looked at the other restaurant next to the Depo Hotel and suggested.

"Master, Master, do you want to go to that restaurant to eat?"

At this time, our ubiquitous Curtis came out again, mysteriously.

Ye Luo was already used to it and was too lazy to correct it. Funina narrowed her eyes slightly and smiled faintly.

"What did you say that Demo asked you to spread?"

Ye Luo asked nervously. Although this apprentice was cheap, after getting along with him for a long time, he didn't want to see Kirdis get hurt.

Although Curtis is a beauty, who can guarantee that they will not jump over the wall in a hurry. After all, this rumor directly affects their economic lifeline.

As for the people in the Thorny Rose Society, they must have their own methods, so there is no need to worry.

(Luo Luo Berry: After all, I am your savior. My life is not my life, right!)

"No, that's what everyone says! I heard that the oil used in this restaurant is made from the body dug up from their cemetery!"

Curtis glanced at the hotel in fear and quickly looked away, for fear of being haunted by the legendary ghost.

If she hadn't seen Ye Luo here, she wouldn't have taken away this street unless the newspaper subscriber paid more.

"Ah?" Funina's eyes widened and she held Ye Luo's hand with some fear.

"Lady Funina, don't be afraid, I'm here!" Ye Luo smiled and grabbed Funina's palm, interlocking their fingers.

Funina felt the warmth in Ye Luo's palm, and the fear in her heart dissipated a lot.

However, as a great god, she immediately laughed and said: "Hahaha... How can this majestic god be afraid? Even if a real ghost comes, I can judge it!"

Curtis looked at Fu Nina with admiration and said in her heart: "As expected of Lady Fu Nina, you dare to judge ghosts. I am very scared just hearing about ghosts!"

"Haha, it's all trivial. Even the gods of other countries can be judged by me!" Funina put her hands on her hips and laughed.

"Hey!" Suddenly, a white hand patted Funina. The fingernails were still painted with black nail polish, and they looked like the hands of a ghost.

The smile on Funina's face froze, and she stood motionless.

"Lady Funina is indeed a god, she is not afraid at all!" Hu Tao said with a smile and a wink.

The expression on Funina's face softened a little, but her face was still pale.

Ye Luo felt a little distressed, and then told Hu Tao: "Hall Master Hu, try not to use this way of greeting in the future. If Lady Funina doesn't pay attention to revealing a little bit of her divine power, you may have to hold a funeral for yourself!"

"Ah, I was careless. Fortunately, Lord Water God is approachable!" Hutao patted his chest with a scared look on his face.

However, she was just talking. In her line of work, life and death have long been taken lightly.

"That's natural. As long as I don't violate the law, I am always very peaceful!" Funina nodded and said with a forced smile.

"Master...Master, I'm going to deliver the magazine first!" After seeing Hu Tao, Curtis quickly ran not far away.

She saw it last night. There was a boy who went to Hutao's shop to cause trouble.

Then the walnut wine summoned a ghost, which suddenly appeared. It looked so scary that the little guys were so frightened that they even rolled and crawled away.

"This is your Fengdan fairy. It looks so cute, but it's a pity that you can't feed it!" Hutao shook his head and said with some regret.

"Well, actually it's not impossible!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"Hey, brother Ye Luo, what can you do?" Hutao looked at Ye Luo and asked curiously.

"Of course you pay, and then ask for their permission, and they will reluctantly eat the food you send!"

Ye Luo said with a smile, other Meiluxin might hesitate, but Curtis would definitely take the money in a second.

Not only can you make money, but you can also fill your stomach. It is simply a dream life.

Hu Tao blinked, then shook his head and said: "Then forget it, this hall master can't afford it!"

There is already a Zhongli in the Hall of Rebirth who eats and drinks for free and does not work. No more people can afford to support him.

"By the way, Hall Master Hu, how's your publicity plan going?" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"Well, let's go eat and chat. I just made a reservation!" Hu Tao said, leading the two of them in directly.

……

"Have you heard that a Rebirth Hall in Liyue recently came to our place, specializing in doing the work of the dead!"

"What's a dead man's job? That's sending someone back to the west to become an immortal!"

"Yes, I heard that they provide a lot of services. There is a project for black coffins to be carried, which is quite interesting!"

"I heard that if the ancestors are buried well, the descendants will have less disasters and good fortune!"

"When I die in the future, I will take care of my funeral arrangements at the Palace of the Reborn. Liyue Rock God's funeral will be all taken care of by them. They are very capable!"

"Haha, that's right. From now on, the kids will meet whenever they want!"

"Uh, why don't you go to the Tello Cemetery?"

"Little brother, your news is quite backward. Don't you know what they are going to do with your body?"

"Details!"

"It's a long story, and I have to talk about the novels from Steam Dog Magazine..."

"Well, isn't this a rumor?"

"So what, Shengshengtang is better, the price is more affordable, and the business level has been approved by Prince Yan."

"Uh, isn't Prince Yan dead? How did you say that?"

"You said it in a dream, couldn't you say it before you die? You want to donate your body to the great catering industry, and I have nothing to say!"

……

Hu Tao looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "There is no need for this hall master to deliberately promote it. They are all happy to choose our Rebirth Hall."

"However, I still ask Lady Funina to help me with the territory!" Hu Tao looked at Funina and said with a smile.

"It's not a big deal, I'll look for Villette when I get back!" Funina nodded with a smile.

"Let's order, I'm treating you today!" Ye Luo waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Since Brother Ye Luo is treating us, can you join me? I can sing a song for you to pay for the meal!" Wendy came over from nowhere, holding a piano in her hand.

Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, but he still nodded in agreement!

He secretly cursed in his heart, Wendy was eating and drinking everywhere, wasn't she afraid of owing some karma?

If Wendy knew, she would definitely reply with a smile: "Hey, what's the cause and effect? ​​Just don't owe Maura!"