Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"What are you thinking about? I'm almost crying. Are you hungry?" Ye Luo looked at Funina in a daze and couldn't help but touch her head.

Unknowingly, he was already much taller than Funina.

"What are you doing? You can't touch this god's head. I'm telling you, you're done!" After saying this, Funina took out the hammer again.

"Ahem, don't you want to eat the cake?" Ye Luo shook the cake in his hand and said with a smile.

"Don't eat...don't distract..." As soon as Funina finished speaking, her stomach protested unsatisfactorily.

"Oops, my stomach is growling, I have to eat some cake quickly!" Ye Luo touched his stomach and pretended to be very hungry.

"Wait...wait a moment, cough cough, I will give you a great and arduous task now!" Funina coughed twice and said very seriously and solemnly.

Ye Luo immediately became serious, stared at Funina and nodded.

Funina saw Ye Luo agreeing, and a smile suddenly appeared on her face.

Hahaha, I was scared to death. I thought I had been seen through.

Sure enough, the wisdom of this god cannot be seen through by ordinary people.

"Well...the guard at the door has something. Go and get it for me." Funina blinked and said with a smile.

"Hey, wait a minute, just leave the cake. There are too many things for you to handle!" Funina met Ye Luo's gaze and said with a smile.

"Oh, what if I get eaten by a mouse!" Ye Luo frowned and muttered.

"Hahaha, how could there be rats in this god's palace? Don't worry, I'm here to watch over you, it'll be okay!" Funina comforted her with a laugh.

"Okay, then put it here!" Ye Luo nodded with a smile, and then put the cake on the table.

"I'm leaving, Lady Funina, but you have to watch out for me and don't let the rats eat you!" Ye Luo looked at Funina with a smile and warned.

After hearing this, Funina immediately patted her chest and said, "Don't worry, I will take good care of you and you will never lose it!"

Funina looked at Ye Luo's leaving figure and immediately focused her attention on the cake.

Without hesitation, she opened the package and started devouring it.

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"Brother, thank you for your hard work for standing guard so late!" Ye Luo walked up to a guard with a smile and greeted him.

The guard who had been napping suddenly woke up and stood up straight.

Fortunately, he didn't have too many clothes on him, otherwise he would be crying now.

"Ahem, I'm not here to check!" Ye Luo looked at the guard and explained with a smile.

When the guard heard this, his expression suddenly changed, "Go, go, go? Go and have fun, don't disturb me while I'm on guard!"

Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, coughed twice and said: "Ahem, I came here on the order of Lady Funina!"

When the guard heard this, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and said quickly: "It turns out to be Assistant Ye. I was the one who looked down on others before. Please forgive me!"

"Haha, little comrade has a good consciousness. I don't care, just give me Mrs. Funina's things!" Ye Luo smiled and shook his head. He didn't lose anything anyway.

"Something?" The guard looked confused, and then looked at Ye Luo's smiling face, and he suddenly felt that he had realized something.

He dug into his pocket, took out several thousand molas, and handed it to Ye Luo quietly.

At this moment, he just felt a sense of pride arise spontaneously.

Hahaha, I am indeed born to be an official. I can easily understand Master Ye Luo's obscure suggestions.

I even made the excuse of Lady Funina, but luckily I am smart. How could I, a guard, have Lady Funina’s things!

Alas, Lady Funina is such a good god and even throws away coins from time to time. How could she recruit such a greedy assistant? I won’t let go of any guard.

"That's it?" Ye Luo looked at the guard in confusion. He didn't understand why Fu Nina put some mora here at the guard.

"Ah, isn't it enough?" The guard was a little surprised, and there was a hint of anger in his eyes when he looked at Ye Luo.

"What do you mean?" Ye Luo frowned and asked.

"I only have so many Moras. If you want more, I will have to accuse you!" The guard's tone suddenly became cold, thinking that Ye Luo was threatening.

"I don't want your Maura. It's weird. Just give me what Mrs. Funina left here for you!" Ye Luo was a little speechless. He was already a boss after all, and this guy wanted to bribe him. .

Look at the Rose Thorn Club, which charges 300,000 Moras a month, and none of them are in arrears!

"How could Madam Funina have anything with me? I'm just a little guard!" The guard stood straight and stopped looking at Ye Luo.

If you lose your job, you will lose it. At worst, you can join the Thorny Rose Society. At least you won't be treated unfairly!

"If you don't, just say it, it's true!" Ye Luo shook his head, then patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Little comrade, stay on guard and don't doze off! You must know that you are guarding the supreme god of Fontaine!"

After Ye Luo said that, he stood aside and waited for a while.

Of course he knew that he was deceived by Fu Nina, but so what, he was just happy to be deceived by Fu Nina!

Ye Luo counted the time and found that one cake was almost finished before he got up and went back.

"Ahem, where are my God's things?" Funina coughed twice and asked.

"Lady Funina, don't lie to me next time, okay?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and said aggrievedly.

"Ha, what's the matter? I've always been upright, how could I lie to others? Don't slander me!" Although Fu Nina said this, her voice became smaller and smaller, which was obviously a lack of confidence.

"The guard said he had nothing and planned to bribe me with Mora!" Ye Luo spread his hands and explained.

"Ah, I... I seem to have remembered it wrong. Alas, as my divine power is deactivated, my wear and tear has become more and more serious!" Funina covered her head and frowned slightly, as if she was serious about it.

"Lady Funina, I know you are a good actress. But, can you wipe the cream from the corners of your mouth? Am I still responsible for this as my assistant? Hehe!"

After Ye Luo finished speaking, he licked his lips, looking a bit vulgar.

"Ah, is there any?" Funina quickly wiped the corners of her mouth, and then looked at Ye Luo doubtfully.

But Ye Luo couldn't help laughing. Silly Fu is really easy to deceive. He must trick her into getting married at some point!

"Okay, how dare you tease this god. Today I will show you what the wrath of a god is!" After saying this, Funina quickly took out the hammer, which seemed to have become her exclusive weapon for beating Ye Luo. .

"Ms. Funina, you're just kidding, I'll treat you to a big dinner tomorrow!" Ye Luo quickly waved her hand to stop, but it still hurt a lot from the hammer.

"Hmph, let's note it down for the time being. We will judge you together next time when we try you!" Funina snorted softly and thrust the hammer into her body very arrogantly.

Ye Luo rubbed his eyes, but he didn't realize where the hammer had gone. Unexpectedly, Funina secretly learned magic behind his back!