Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"No wonder I heard magpies calling in the morning. It turns out that two noble people have arrived!" Hu Tao happily welcomed Ye Luo and Funina into the newly decorated Death Hall.

"Ahem, hall master, we don't have magpies in Fengdan!" Ye Luo coughed twice and reminded.

"Haha, look at what you said, I don't know what kind of bird it is, but it just screams!" Hutao was not embarrassed, but laughed and said.

"You two are expensive, but are you here to take care of my Hutao business? I think you two are talented and beautiful, and I can customize a double coffin for you!" Hutao looked at the two of them with a smile and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, there's no need for this. I think I'm still young!" Ye Luo waved his hand quickly. No wonder the people in Liyue were afraid of this hall master.

"Who can predict this matter between life and death? Maybe one day we will need it!" Hutao explained, shaking his head.

"Ahem, let's not talk about this for now. We came here today to see if Hall Master Hu has any difficulties and needs help!" Ye Luo coughed twice and said with a smile.

Funina has been shrinking behind Ye Luo. She seems to be a little afraid of the coffins placed on both sides.

Ye Luo dragged her here because she could stay at home all day long.

"Of course, there is no business after opening. It is in vain that the hall master distributed so many flyers!" Hu Tao complained with a frown.

However, she soon said with a smile:

"But it doesn't matter, I have already cooperated with Catherine. As long as it is an order from the Adventurers Association, I will give her a 30% discount!"

"It seems that Zhongli Keqing's salary is not in vain, haha..."

"Hall Master Hu, have you settled the matter at the cemetery?" Ye Luo looked at Hu Tao and asked.

"I haven't considered this yet. Aren't they all provided by the host?" Hu Tao blinked her beautiful plum blossom eyes and asked doubtfully.

"Ahem, but the cemetery is controlled by a noble. I'm afraid they won't be happy for you to steal business." Ye Luo coughed twice and explained.

"You mean, when you Fontaine people are buried, you still have to look at the faces of the so-called nobles?" Hu Tao looked at Ye Luo in surprise, and then stared at Fu Nina behind Ye Luo.

"Ahem, they didn't break the law. After all, the land is theirs!" Funina coughed twice and explained, "I am the God of justice and cannot carry out trials without reason!"

"Oh, that's it!" Hutao nodded, deep in thought.

"But, we can open up a new cemetery. I want to cooperate with the hall master. I don't know what the hall master will do!" Ye Luo smiled and looked at Hutao, waiting for her response.

"I cannot ask for it. This hall master must have squeezed out all their business. This Fengdan can only have my family's Rebirth Hall!" Hutao nodded and said very confidently.

"Okay, it's settled, Hall Master Hu can now promote it!" Ye Luo nodded and reminded.

"The flyers have been sent out, and the discounts are huge. I believe everyone can come to our Rebirth Hall!" Hutao clapped his hands and smiled confidently.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. This kind of thing is not just a discount, but also a gimmick.

Ye Luo thought for a while, looked at Hu Tao and said, "Well, let's do this, I will help you promote it again. Can Hall Master Hu take a look at my publicity plan here?"

"Okay, okay!" Hutao nodded immediately.

"I heard that the Hall Master's Rebirth Hall has taken over the business of burying Emperor Yan Wang!" Ye Luo looked at Hu Tao and said with a smile.

"Of course, our Rebirth Hall has a profound foundation!" Hutao nodded, with a very proud tone!

"Then the Hall Master might as well start from here and put out some advertising slogans like if you love him, give him as much dignity as the Rock King..." Ye Luo started talking and started talking non-stop.

Funina looked at Ye Luo and secretly cursed in her heart. I'm afraid if anyone knew about it under Yanshenquan, she would be so angry that she would vomit blood!

"Wonderful, little brother Ye Luo, you are simply a genius. If you want to come and go to the Shengtang Hall and follow the hall master, I can give you the position of deputy hall master!" Hu Tao looked at Ye Luo with bright eyes.

Ye Luo smelled it, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. There is only Hu Tao in this Rebirth Hall. What is the use of the deputy hall master? Could he use the corpse under him as his younger brother...

When Funina heard Hu Tao's words, she couldn't sit still. She immediately stood in front of Ye Luo and said:

"He is my assistant, how could he come here to be the deputy hall leader!"

"Haha, just kidding, brother Ye Luo must seize the opportunity!" Hutao winked at Ye Luo and said with a smile.

Funina reacted, saw the coffins on both sides, and quickly hid behind Ye Luo.

"Moreover, the hall master can also develop some different funeral services!" Ye Luo smiled and continued:

"For example, four people can carry the coffin, eight people can carry the coffin, etc. Maybe we can organize a group of people in black to observe silence to make others doubt the identity of the deceased. It's a decent way to go!"

"Yes, yes, this hall master has written it all down!" Hutao nodded excitedly. She felt that this business could be developed in Liyue!

"Well...that's all. I hope the hall master can steal the business!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"Don't worry, this hall master is as confident as an eagle now!" Hu Tao patted his chest and said confidently.

"Then I wish the hall master a good start!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

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Ye and Luo walked out of the Hall of Rebirth and dismissed Hutao's idea of ​​sending the coffin for free.

"Ye Luo, what are you doing here? If you ask me to come, I will directly lead the mechanical guards to wipe out their family!" Funina walked out of the Rebirth Hall and returned to her arrogant and exaggerated appearance.

"Well, you are the God of Water and the God of Justice, so you still need to uphold justice. Otherwise, you will be questioned by everyone!" Ye Luo shook his head. He knew that Funina was just bragging, but he did not expose it.

"Well, it is true that as the God of Justice, I need to set an example!" Funina nodded and said with deep understanding.

"What should we do next? How about we arrest a few of their people and torture them to extract confessions!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked.

Ye Luo looked at Fu Nina and felt that after he woke up, Fu Nina became more sinister.

"Ahem, that's not necessary, we just need to destroy their industry!" Ye Luo coughed twice, stopping Fu Nina's crazy thoughts.

If Funina continues like this, the two of them will be imprisoned in Merlot Petersburg without waiting for the day of the prophecy.

"Lady Funina, I'm so happy to see you in person. The last stage play you participated in was really great!"

"Lady Funina, will we really be able to ride a mechanical dog out in the future?"

"Lady Funina rides a dog?"

"Ms. Funina is riding a dog. Isn't it strange? Isn't she always like this?"

"But she is a god!"

"What's wrong with the gods? I think the water gods should be so close to the people and think about us common people!"

"That's right, I think it's pretty good. Lady Funina looks so majestic when she's riding on a dog!"

"Lady Funina can always do unexpected things. She is worthy of being a god. Most people would never think that a mechanical dog can be ridden!"