Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

Sumeru

Kawanyi

"It's around here, right? Where should we go next?" Paimon looked around.

Qi Liangliang thought for a moment and said, "Well...it's just a short walk towards the desert. It's not far."

Charlotte suggested calling someone to prevent the other party from getting violent and hurting others, which would be safer.

Paimon nodded and unexpectedly saw Xeno walking over.

"Seno!"

Senor heard the sound and turned around to check. It turned out to be Traveler and Paimon. He then left the stall and walked over.

"Long time no see. What do you guys want to do in Kavanyi?"

Qi Liangliang stepped forward and quietly reminded Paimeng that customer information needs to be kept confidential.

Paimeng told Qi Liangliang not to worry, and introduced Gale Disciplinary Seno to Qi Liangliang. Qi Liangliang did not expect that they actually knew such a powerful person.

"Ha...Miss Qi Liangliang, these are all small scenes. I'm used to following you all the way..."

Paimon: "Do you have time for Xeno next? Or are you still rushing to participate in the [Summoning of the Seven Saints] competition?"

Sano was stunned for a while, then told everyone the news about the end of the game, and also told them the news about his victory.

Traveler: "Is it easy to win?"

"I used the [Forbidden Hand] at the critical moment and got it...ahem, I won't talk about it anymore. I'm free at the moment."

[Ying: There are eight thunder dice in total! 】

[Hutao: Isn’t this my poem? If you do this, I will charge copyright fees]

[Paimon: I have a question to ask. Doesn’t it get hot when you step on the sand with your bare feet? 】

[Qi Liangliang: I am a monster incarnate, so this amount of heat is nothing. Besides, I am also a person with divine eyes]

[Tinari: I have a bad feeling now when I see Seno]

[Paimon: Wait for me to cover my ears first, joke, retreat, retreat, retreat! 】

...

After a while

Paimon suddenly felt his mouth go dry. He had told what happened countless times. Fortunately, Xumi was the last stop.

"I can go with you. As Paimon said, my duty is to uphold the rules and judge sins."

Charlotte planned to ask Qi Liangliang what he thought.

Qi Liangliang also agreed to everyone's plan, but also made a request, that is, they must hide far away when delivering the goods.

Although I know that this customer is suspicious, as long as there is no conclusive evidence, the customer is still a customer and cannot violate his professional ethics.

"We are too far away to hear your conversation. If Miss Qi Liangliang feels that something is wrong, how can she let us know?"

Qi Liangliang told them to relax and watch their own actions when the time comes.

Paimon said in surprise: "Tail? Uh...which tail of yours does it do?"

"Of course, look at the two together! I will find a way to let the customer confirm the contents of the package. If the other party is a normal customer and the contents of the package are not the back of the cards, I will sink the two tails. You don't want to Take action. If the opponent is really a [Phantom Thief], I will..." Qi Liangliang told everyone the method.

At this moment, Sano suddenly said: "Lie on the ground."

Charlotte looked confused, why is this?

Sainuo explained: "Didn't you say she is a monster? You are implying that we are [weird]."

After Sai Nuo finished speaking, his painting style suddenly changed. Traveler and others looked at Sai Nuo with speechless expressions. Is this guy planning to disgrace Xumi? "

"I don't want to do something so embarrassing! This is too weird!" Qi Liangliang refused directly.

"Really? Then you can pat yourself behind with your tail."

"This...why is this?" Charlotte still couldn't restrain her curiosity, and she still didn't give up even though she knew the result.

Sano said seriously: "It's very simple, [pat on the back]. So it's... [card back]."

Charlotte: "This is the first time I have met an opponent in terms of word creativity. Has Mr. Sano ever thought of coming over and simply making news headlines?"

"Thank you for appreciating his sense of humor..." Paimon also admired Charlotte.

Qi Liangliang looked at the time, and it was almost time for delivery.

"You listen to me. If the other party is a [Phantom Thief], I will make my tail higher and lower. Come and bring him to justice."

"Are you really not going to lie down?" Seno asked again.

"No - lie down -!"

[Paimon: No - lie down -! 】

[Tinari: Forget it, I can’t care less. In the eyes of people from other countries, this is what our Sumeru are already like]

[Charlotte: What a cold joke, it feels chilly around me]

[Alice: Teyvat’s icehouse effect is said to be caused by Seno’s cold jokes, which caused Teyvat’s temperature to drop significantly]

[Ying: Let’s go! Fontaine! Paimon, let's go! 】

[Master: Take me with you, I don’t want to go there by boat! The price is easy to talk about]

[Paimon: I think we can give him a ride. What do you think? 】

[Ying: Friendly price 1 mola! 】

[Master: Traveler, are you looking down on me? I’ll pay 10 mola, it’s not my money anyway]

[Servant: Haha, you are really here for vacation. Can you go to Liyue at your leisure? 】

[Hutao: Dadalia, I will miss you and come home often! 】

[Yanfei: Hutao, why are you so enthusiastic about the young master! Shouldn't you...]

[Hutao: What are you thinking about? Young Master is my best friend. Without him, what would happen to Zhongli's bills? It’s been very difficult for us at the Rebirth Hall recently, okay?]

[Rich man: Haha...600w Mora, Dadalia, you are very good]

[Ningguang: Young Master, you can go with peace of mind. We will take care of your family for you. Liyue will always welcome you]

[Kaia: Hahahaha, a rich man born and raised in Liyue is actually not as good as Dadalia, who was born in Zhiwin]

[Rich man: Morax! 】

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Little bastard! You've disturbed me! 】

[Paimon: This is the first time I see Fat Tuo cursing someone, I want to save it! 】

[Keli: Ruotuo Dragon King? Can I let Kelly touch it? 】

[Paimon: I remember that Keli had a reward. It seemed that anything she touched turned into a bomb. A bomb as high as a mountain. It was really...]

[Kelly: Great! It must be super fun! 】

[Qin: Keli! Go and write down your homework, otherwise the chance of fish frying today will be gone]

[Keli: Keli, go now! This time Keli wants to fry a lot of fish! 】

...

The traveler followed Qi Liangliang to the receiving location

After walking for a short distance, Paimon looked around. The place was very desolate, and then he confirmed the location with Qi Liangliang again.

Qi Liangliang took out a note and muttered: "[Next to the first flame flower you saw after walking about a hundred steps along the road in the direction of the desert from Kavanyi]. This is the address."

Fortunately, there was no danger, and the five of them arrived next to the first flame flower smoothly.

Paimon looked around. There wasn't even a hair here. Where were the people?

Qi Liangliang felt that the consignee wanted to pick it up in person. He had encountered this situation before.

"It's not yet time to receive the goods, so you should find a place to hide now. Remember! Watch my tail!" Qi Liangliang reminded.

The traveler nodded, and the four of them found a place with hidden terrain and a wide view.

Paimon felt that there must be something wrong with the consignee. Who would come to meet in a place like this? Unless there's something wrong with that person's head.

"I think so too, but when it comes to the reputation of the other company, let's see what she does."

Seeing that Sano started telling cold jokes again, everyone didn't know what to say, even if he said it, he wouldn't change it.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Seno asked: "What's wrong? It's [Tail]'s..."

"Ah, okay, okay...we all understand..." Paimon interrupted the spellcasting.

Waited behind the rocks for a while…

The three men walked towards Qi Liangliang in neat steps.

"Are you the courier from [Komaga House]?" The man's voice was low.

Qi Liangliang turned around and saw three big men standing in front of him. Out of professionalism, Qi Liangliang gave priority to confirming customer information.

The man stepped forward, signed his name on the express delivery slip, and took the express delivery.

"I suggest you open it and confirm. I have traveled to many places in the past few days. The road is bumpy and the weather is changeable. I don't know if the contents inside have been affected." Qi Liangliang reminded.

The man refused directly and asked Qi Liangliang if he had seen what was inside.

Qi Liangliang waved his hand, "This is expressly prohibited by the company. If the thing is very important, I suggest you confirm it. If there is any damage, I can compensate you now."

"I said it's not necessary, why do you still bring it up?"

The thin man on the side came over and said to Didi Baba: "Boss, I see there is only one courier."

"How about..." The man on the other side made a gesture of touching his neck.

[Paimon: No need to look, these people are so vicious, they must have done it]

[Seno: I’m going to catch them right now]

[Ningguang: Once suspicion arises, the crime has been established]

[Xiao Gong: That’s not the case, they haven’t done anything yet]

[Ying: If they dare to attack the courier today, they will dare to rush into Jingshan Palace and kidnap Nasita tomorrow! They already have a way to die]

[Yan Fei: Traveler, don’t be so angry]

[Nasida: Although I look like a child, everyone in Sumeru knows that I am the Little Lucky Grass King and will not do anything to me]

[Paimon: The skirmishers are still with Nasida. Whoever dares to approach her will scatter his ashes]

[Elhaysen: No one in Sumeru dares to assassinate Lord Grass God]

[Kaia: Scholar-Alhaysen; Destroyer of Flowers-Seno; Dependent of Grass God-Lannaro; Prince Xumi-Wanderer, who dares to go without foresight? 】

[Goro: I think travelers dare, and I guess no one has stopped me yet]

[Yae Shenzi: Obviously the child of Shadow]

[Paimon: You see, Skirmisher himself has not denied it. He is now one of Nasida's]

[Wanderer: Shut up! You are really noisy! 】

...

"Hey, you. Are you here alone today?" Didi Baba said in a rude tone.

"Huh? Yes...yes, how can you bring so many people together to deliver express delivery?" Qi Liangliang was nervous for a moment and stammered his answer.

Because Qi Liangliang is not good at lying, his tail keeps wagging up and down whenever he lies!

Everyone on the mountain saw Qi Liangliang's tail wagging and thought it was a signal. However, upon closer inspection, they found that this was different from what they had said before.

...

"Ah, yes, this...this actually happens to be the hundredth express delivery in my career, which is very commemorative! If you can let me know what you are sending this time, I will be very happy!" Qi Liang Liang forced himself to explain, but the tail behind him was wagging even harder.

Paimon looked at Taili and said in confusion: "Oh, should we go or not?"

Sano: "Her tail keeps wagging and crossing...is it pointing to the east? West?! Could it be that she wants to express herself [staggering east and west]?"

Paimeng stamped his feet angrily. This explanation was too far-fetched. How could the tail convey so much information?

Meanwhile on the other side.

"Something's wrong. Sure enough, something's still wrong. Little sister, you care too much about this product." Didi Baba noticed something was wrong with Qi Liangliang.

"Ah haha... This, isn't this responsible for the customer... You really don't want to take a look?" Qi Liangliang no longer knew that he was exposed at this moment, and was still testing.

The younger brother on the side was also urging Didi Baba to take action. This dead man in the wilderness couldn't be more normal.

"Uh...then, can you take the time to give me a five-star review?"

"Hmph, I'll take the time to bury you!" He said and pulled out the dazzling white knife from his clothes.

When everyone saw that the other party had revealed their weapons, they quickly ran down the mountain.

"Ugh! The opponent's knife has been revealed! You don't have to think about it! Let's go rescue Qi Liangliang quickly." Paimeng was a little excited, and quickly turned around to ask the traveler to help Qi Liangliang, but when he looked back, the three A large living person has disappeared.

When Didi Baba's younger brothers saw someone surrounding them, they hurriedly shouted: "Boss! There are reinforcements!"

"What are you afraid of? Just do it to me!" Didi Baba's tone was full of disdain.

At this time, Sai Nuo walked up. The sharp-eyed little brother said tremblingly: "No... that... that is the Gale Disciplinary Officer Sai Nuo!"

When Didi Baba heard Seno's name, he immediately stopped talking.

Seno quickly eliminated the opponent. After the battle, Paimon rushed over and asked with concern: "Qi Liangliang, are you not injured?"

Qi Liangliang waved his hand, saying everything was fine.

Didi Baba sighed, not expecting that he would fall here.

"It's too late to regret. As for you, I don't want to hear any more pale excuses." Sainuo said in a cold tone.

"Understood, we understand."

"Master Gale Disciplinary Seno! I-I don't want to faint, so please be merciful!"

[Paimon: I always feel like I’ve seen this scene somewhere before]

[Fuchigami: Just tell me your name directly, no need to beat around the bush]

[Decia: Hasn’t Candice done this before? 】

[Candice: That’s just in the video]

[Apostle of the Abyss: Abyss, you have really disgraced the entire Abyss. You have been expelled from the Abyss]

[Fuchigami: When I escort Her Royal Highness all the way to the finish line, I will be the great hero, and I will let you lick my feet when the time comes.]

[Ying: Then you will be my golden sword guard! 】

[Keqing: What’s the reason for this sudden sense of pride? 】

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this is indeed the case]

[Xiaogong: Licking feet? You people in the abyss are so disgusting! 】

[Ying: I am in Fontaine. I have just arrived at Hailu Port and my trip to Fontaine has officially begun! 】

[Ying: This time I must complete Fontainebleau first, faster than the system! 】

[System: As long as you are happy]

[Kaiya: Brother Tongzi, you can’t do it either, hurry up! 】

[System: What are you urging me to do? Next time I’ll adjust the speed to 5x for you]

[Keli: Double speed? Is it to make it faster? 】

[Paimon: Five times speed is a bit fast, but it’s still as good as before]

[Ningguang: Traveler, I wish you a pleasant trip to Fontaine]

[Wutao: Travelers, please don’t be wanted again]

[Ying: Let me put it this way, I will never be wanted! Unless special circumstances]