Chapter 302 Paimon’s half-day trip to the world of fantasy
【Ding! Please tell me whose different time and space entity the following pictures are from]
【A. Mona】
【B, fluorescent】
【C. Nilu】
【D. Xingqiu】
【E.Wendy】
[Kaia: The answer is obvious, right?]
【Yae Shenzi: Little One】
[Lisa: Little cutie]
[Keli: Sister Honorary Knight! 】
[Keqing: The crumbs coming towards my face are definitely her.]
[Paimon: Paimon also feels that the second one is the correct answer]
[Hutao: This question is for free points]
[Mona: Damn it! My astrology doesn't work at all]
[Ying: What are your eyes? What does she miss so much about me?]
[Kaia: In terms of universal rationality, you and she seem to have nothing to do with each other, but your crumbs are exactly the same]
[Arataki Ito: Hahahaha, hurry up and whip people, I can’t wait any longer]
[Haoyou: I hope to draw Zaoyou and give him a tall one]
[Ying: Let me put it here, if the answer to this question is me, I will climb Longji Snow Mountain while standing on my head]
[Amber: Traveler, you are a cruel person]
[Xingqiu: The contract has been made, and those who break their promises shall be punished by eating rocks]
[Ying: What if it’s not? 】
[Xingqiu: Let me put it here, if the answer to this question is not you, I will dress up as a woman for a month]
[Nilu: I feel like this question shouldn’t be that simple]
[Kaia: Believe me, I will definitely win this time! 】
[Barbara: Kaia always likes to lie]
[Paimon: That’s right! 】
[Miko Yae: Let me put it here, if the answer to this question is not the little guy, I will eat Kage’s cooking every day! 】
[Shadow: Does what I cook really taste terrible? 】
[Kujo Sora: The food cooked by the shogun is the best I have ever tasted! 】
[Paimon: I abstain! 】
【Ding! Congratulations to Paimon for being the lucky winner]
[Kaia: Choose Traveler! Believe me, that’s right]
[Paimon: I choose to sell and sing! 】
[Xingqiu: You made the wrong choice! 】
【Ding! Congratulations to Paimon for the wrong answer! Paimeng will be teleported to another world for half a day, during which Paimeng will be invincible]
[Paimon:? ? I don't……】
[Ying: Where’s my big Paimon! 】
[Xiang Ling: Paimon is just gone, nothing will happen to him]
[Kaia: Don’t worry, the system has said that Paimon is invincible]
(ps: Invincible here means invulnerable. When you return to Teyvat, the opponent's memory will be automatically deleted)
[Kelly: Keli wants to see how little Paimon is doing]
[Xiang Ling: I want to see it too! 】
[Ying: I feel so lonely all of a sudden! 】
[Qin: Paimon will be back after half a day]
【Ding! Detected the group member’s request and opened Paimon’s perspective]
(Brain storage, memory will be automatically deleted after punishment)
Devil
Fantasy studio
A crack suddenly appeared in the air, and Paimon staggered out of the crack.
"Ouch! Paimon hurts so much." Pamon muttered as he touched his head.
Then Paimon opened his eyes, unable to believe what he saw.
Tall buildings rise from the ground one after another, magnificent and majestic. I originally thought that the Qun Jade Pavilion was grand enough, but I didn't expect that the buildings in the other world would be even taller than the Qun Jade Pavilion.
Paimon flew to a building and observed it carefully, when suddenly a voice came from behind.
"Huh? This is Paimon! It's still alive!"
Paimon shouted subconsciously: "You have the wrong person, Paimon is not Paimon."
The woman held Paimon's hand with one hand and touched Paimon's face with the other, and said charmingly: "Little one, let me have a good taste of you."
Hearing this, tears fell from the corners of his eyes, "Wow! Ying, come and save me! Someone wants to eat Paimon! Pamon doesn't want to be eaten."
Looking at the crying Paimon, the woman realized that she had overplayed her hand and said quickly: "Little guy, tell me, how did you get here?"
Paimon was still crying and completely ignored the woman.
"Oh, my poor Paimon, because he is about to be eaten, oooh, oh, how pitiful."
Hearing the familiar words, Paimon also stopped crying and stared at the woman in front of him with wide eyes.
This woman has a pair of beautiful eyes as bright as autumn water, curved crescent eyebrows, long eyelashes, plump and bright red lips, exquisite facial features, and an outstanding temperament like a fairy walking out of a painting, elegant and refined.
"Is this the voice of the Son of God? You are the Eightfold Son of God!" Paimon asked.
The woman smiled and said, "Little guy, it seems you are quite smart? Can you tell me how you got here?"
Paimon explained: "All this is due to something called the system. Because Paimon answered the question wrong, Paimon was sent here."
Hearing this, a light flashed in the woman's eyes and she said, "Are you talking about the kind of system that dings in the brain?"
Paimon nodded, now she had completely forgotten what Ying had said.
The woman introduced herself: "Hello Paimon, my name is Du Mingya, I am the voice actor of Yao Shenzi and Ning Guang. You can call me Sister Du."
Paimon: "Wait a minute, you are still the voice actor of Ning Guang! That rich lady Ning Guang?"
Du Mingya nodded and said: "That's right, why doesn't it look like it? Ahem, at worst, I can smash another Jade Pavilion."
[Kaia: Damn it! These two people actually have the same CV]
[Ying: Stupid Paimon! She forgot everything I taught her. I told her not to trust others easily]
[Yanfei: Ningguang and Yae Shenzi have completely different personalities. I didn’t expect this woman to be so powerful]
[Miko Yae: This woman is indeed just like me, with beauty and wisdom]
[Ying: Stop being so pretty! 】
[Ningguang: Let’s continue reading]
...
Du Mingya hugged Paimeng, rubbed Paimeng's face vigorously, and said: "This little face is so comfortable to touch. I wonder if Duoduo and Baobao will scream in excitement when they see it."
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, entered input on the screen and started operating.
Paimon pointed to the phone and asked: "Son of God, what are you doing? Why are your fingers moving all the time?"
Du Mingya explained: "This is a tool we usually use. It's called a mobile phone. It can send messages and video chat to people thousands of miles apart."
Paimon nodded in understanding.
Du Mingya also knew that this little guy didn't have a high IQ, so he didn't explain too much. After sending the message, he carried Paimeng into the company.
The security guard didn't suspect anything. After all, how could Paimon appear in the real world? This is not a novel.
(As for why you can’t see it, don’t ask, asking is a blind spot)
Du Mingya came to the office non-stop. At this time, Paimon said: "Son of God, you hugged me so tightly that I can't breathe."
Du Mingya looked at Paimon who was blushing, and quickly let go of his arms and said: "Sorry, I was a little excited for a moment. Just wait here, there will be a surprise soon! If you are hungry, there are snacks here .”
As soon as he mentioned food, Paimon suddenly became energetic and flew to the pile of snacks on the table to devour.
After a long time
A crowd of people poured into the office, and the girl at the head asked: "Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter?"
Du Mingya pointed to the pile of snacks on the table.
Everyone turned their attention to the table, and the girl walked over gently and said in a low voice: "Let's explore the area in front later!"
Paimon was eating happily in the snack pile when he suddenly heard a familiar voice, which seemed to be Paimon's own voice. He quickly came out and said, "Who is imitating Paimon?"
When the girl saw Paimon emerging from the pile of snacks, her eyes shone, she hugged him, and said, "My dear daughter, it's me, your mother! Let me hug and kiss him."
Paimon was also frightened by the girl's enthusiasm. He escaped from the poster with all his strength, chopped his feet in the air, and said angrily: "You are so rude. You said strange things to Paimon as soon as you came up. I'm going to give you a name." What a nasty nickname! Let me think about it.”
The girl quickly said: "Paimon, I am your voice actor, Duoduo Poi, and I am also your biological mother!"
Paimon: "I'll just call you Duo Duo Shi!"
Everyone laughed when they saw this.
At this time, a younger girl walked up and said, "Hello, my little emergency food Paimon, do you recognize my voice?"
When Paimon heard a familiar voice, he flew forward and hugged the bag, saying, "Paimon remembers that you are a traveler and my best friend!"
Baobao also took the initiative to hug Paimeng's petite body and enjoy the hug.
As the Seven Saints summoning card says, you are one of thousands of stars, but to me you are the whole world.
[Barbara: Wow! What a healing scene! 】
[Keli: Keli should also hug Duduke tightly]
[Kaiya: How did this traveler’s CV tell me that I am Ayaka Kamisato’s dog? She looks like a quiet girl]
[Xingqiu: This may be the reason why travelers are not allowed to speak]
[Ying: Don’t blame me for your CV behavior, we are different]
[Hutao: You have said this before, I have a screenshot]
【fluorescent:……】
[Keqing: Paimon seems to be enjoying this hug]
[Beidou: Traveler, haven’t you hugged Paimon? 】
[Ying: She hugs me every time she sleeps]
[Ningguang: What Beidou means is, haven’t you taken the initiative to hug Paimon?]
[Ying: It seems like not once]
[Qin: No wonder]
[Ying: When she comes back, I will hold her every day]
[Miko Yae: Little one, what Paimon needs is not just a hug, but your company. In her eyes, you are the only one]
[Miko Yae: Although you have been together for a long time, have you really understood Paimon?]
[Keqing: You are one of thousands of stars, but to Paimon, you are the whole world]
[Ying: In my heart, Paimon is not only my best friend, but also my family. Well, his status is higher than Sora]
【null:……】
After a while, Paimon also loosened his bag and asked, "Traveller, who is Sora's voice actor?"
Bao Bao pointed at Lu He.
Paimon flew to Lu Lai and asked, "Paimon would like to ask you, you woke up before the traveler, and did you take all the good things in the treasure chest in advance?"
Lu He was dumbfounded by this, shook his head and said, "This really has nothing to do with me, I'm just a voice actor."
At this time, a girl came over and asked: "Hello, little Paimon, I am Xiang Ling, a chef from Liyue! I am also the voice actor of Ayaka Kamisato, the eldest daughter of Inazuma Club. "
Paimon: "I know you. The traveler also said that she is Kamisato Ayaka's dog."
Little N asked: "Then what kind of person is your traveler?"
Paimon thought for a moment and said, "Traveler, she has been with Shen He recently. They are so tired of being together every day that she almost forgot about Paimon."
Xiao N then asked: "How is the relationship with Traveler Linghua?"
Paimon: "Linghua is my friend and the traveler's, but the relationship is not as close as Shen He's. Well... how should I put it, Shen He is the traveler's girlfriend!"
Everyone was also surprised, how could Shen He become Ying's girlfriend.
Paimon saw everyone's doubts and told everyone what happened.
Bao Bao: "This is not like me at all! Children only do multiple-choice questions. I want them all as adults."
Paimon explained: "Ying told me that who would reject someone who looks at her all the time? Although Shen He is not good at words, she really cares about Ying."
"Shen He also told Ying that she is the red rope that can lock destiny."
[Toma: That’s it, it turns out that the eldest lady also likes travelers]
[Kamizato Ayaka: Ahem, Traveler and I are very good friends, but I don’t have that kind of interest in her at all]
[Ying: This ranking is being talked about everywhere, don’t I want to lose face?]
[Xiang Ling: Wow! It turns out that my voice actor is so beautiful. I’m really curious about how she voiced Guo Ba]
[Xiao Gong: Why is there no voice actor for me? 】
[Xingqiu: Calculating that the time is almost up, Paimon should be back soon]
[Ying: Yeah]
...
At this time Du Mingya asked: "Paimon, where are you and the traveler now?"
Paimon said: "The travelers and I are going to rescue Nasida, but the people in the Order are evil and actually imprisoned their own gods."
Duoduo came over and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a secret. You will encounter a very healing scene later. It is really super healing. Listen to mom, you are right."
Time passed like this, and at noon, Paimon had a delicious meal. Suddenly, Paimon noticed a trace of uneasiness, flew to Bao Bao, and shook his body, but there was no reaction at all, as if his whole body was frozen.
Paimon looked at the clock, and sure enough, even the clock stopped turning, and time stood still.
【Ding! The punishment time is up, the transmission channel is opened, and the forced transmission is in progress]
The next moment, Paimon was swallowed into the passage.
【Ding! Begin to erase all memories of those who came into contact with Paimon]
【Ding! Elimination successful! 】
【Ding! Time to recover! 】
It's like nothing happened...