Chapter 275 The second executive officer of the Fools—Pigeon!
Paimon: "Isn't Ye Lan working in the General Affairs Department? I always thought she was a very powerful person... I didn't expect that such a great skill is needed to do this job."
Yan Fei thought for a while and said: "The conversation seems to be correct... I can't reveal too much about her identity. I can only say that this job belongs to her."
"What kind of job do you have to work in a place where people don't shit like this?" Yidou complained.
Paimon raised his hand and looked at the traveler with a smile and said, "I know this, adventurer!"
The traveler felt that Paimon was connoting himself, and stared at Paimon.
Paimon saw the traveler's face and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with that expression? I'm not wrong. Isn't that what you and I are like?"
"I am the adventurer, not Paimon!" The traveler looked at Paimon with his hands on his hips.
"You have become stingy recently. What's wrong with letting me use your reputation?" Paimon retorted.
[Arataki Ito: Traveler, you are the boss of Jingua. If the boss has courage, he should let her take advantage of it]
[Paimon: Cowherd, travelers and I don’t have that kind of relationship! we are best friends! 】
[Kuki Shinobu: Paimon, just listen to what the boss says, there is no need to worry about it]
[Paimon: Humph, looking at A-nin’s elements, I won’t argue with him]
[Xiang Ling: With Paimon here, at least the traveler’s journey won’t be boring]
[Ying: In addition to being very talkative and eating well, Paimon basically has no shortcomings]
[Shikanoin Heizo: It’s the traveler’s external vocal organ—the mouth of God! 】
[Paimon (akimbo): I'm not some God's Mouth, I'm emergency food! 】
[Ying: Pfft! It seems you have accepted this nickname]
[Xiang Ling: I have a hunch that Paimon will soon have a lot of weird nicknames! 】
[Xingqiu: A country can gain many nicknames]
[Chongyun: By the time the travelers arrive at the destination, Paimon will not have more than 100 nicknames, right? 】
[Xiang Ling: None of this matters, I still want to taste Paimon! 】
[Paimon: Eating people is illegal! 】
[Yan Fei: That’s right! Xiangling, please put away your thoughts! 】
[Ying: Let’s just issue a special “Emergency Food Protection Law”]
[Paimon: You are all bullying me! Paimon will never forgive you if you don’t have 5 Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken】
[Ying: Let’s go back to Mondbridge to purchase goods]
[Timmy:? ? ? 】
[Timmy: You are all bad people. What happened to my pigeon? I want to join the fools! 】
[Dadalia: If you are ambitious, you will be the twelfth executive officer of the Fools from now on, codenamed Pigeon]
[Hutao: Is there such a code name? You guys are so random with your names]
[Kaia: Travelers, please restrain yourself a little, you can’t always catch Timmy’s pigeons]
[Timmy: That’s right! You come here every two days, doesn’t your conscience hurt? 】
[Ying: Okay, okay, let’s go to Liyue Port]
[Paimon: There are also Windrising Land and Cider Lake]
[Xingqiu: Good guys, you are habitual offenders! Do you all know what time of day there are the most pigeons?
[Traveler: In terms of universal rationality, it is true]
【Ding! Congratulations to Traveler for being awarded the honorary title of Pigeon Killer]
[Chongyun: The system can’t stand it anymore]
[Paimon: Ying, do you remember Xumi’s chicken brother? 】
[Tinari: Brother Chicken? What is this? 】
[Dolly: Is it another strange species? 】
[Nilu: I have never heard of such a thing]
[Ying: I remembered, it seems to be called Cui Ling Terror Fungus. I have to say Brother Chicken’s meat is really delicious! 】
[Xiang Ling: Dad, I’m not at home these days. I have to go to Xumi]
[Tinari: Why did you name it Brother Chicken? 】
[Paimon: Don’t you think it looks similar? 】
[Xiang Ling: Stop talking, I’m already hungry. Tell me the direction, I’ll leave now]
[Decia: The recipes of you Liyue people are so terrible! 】
[Xingqiu: The scary thing is Xiangling, not us]
[Xiang Ling: If you remove the head, you can generally eat it]
[Cui Ling fear mushroom: Don’t come over! 】
[Ying: Brother Ji, just be patient and it will pass. Anyway, you can still be resurrected through the earth veins]
[Paimon: Hee hee, Brother Ji, I’m sorry, this is all out of necessity]
[Extremely Frozen Tree: Alas, I didn’t expect that one day we would also embark on the fate of being eaten]
[Bakuyan Tree: Brother, we were all harmed by that cook]
[Xiao Gong: Suddenly I feel that the monsters are so pitiful, and I met these three people]