Chapter 22 Mouth of God
Mond City
"Oh, I can only hear everyone's discussion from the window, and I don't even have a chance to speak. I really want to participate in their discussions."
"Is there anything interesting? I want to hear it too!" Paimon asked curiously.
"The guests in the tavern have been discussing a topic intensely recently - who is Mondstadt's strongest combat power?"
"The strongest?..."
"You are so strong that you can knock down several Qiuqiu people with one punch. Is that considered the strongest?"
[Keqing: It turns out that Qiuqiu people are a unit of measurement]
[Wutao: So by what standard is Paimon’s combat power measured?]
[Traveler: I know, Paimon is equal to one-fifth of the wild boar]
[Paimon: As your best friend and guide, you actually laughed at me in front of so many people. 】
[Keli: Keli doesn’t know! 】
...
"By the way, Mr. Barton, has everyone reached any consensus on this topic?"
"Well, expecting people in the Free City to easily reach a consensus is like expecting fisherman's toast to fall from the sky. Everyone has their own ideas, so the discussion will become intense and interesting!"
"The mainstream nominations on the market now should be the Dandelion Knights faction and the Dark Night Hero faction."
After hearing Barton's thoughts, the traveler and Paimon decided to go to the tavern to inquire about the news.
Some of the people in the tavern supported the heroes of the night, while others supported the great adventurer Stanley and Captain Qin.
But when asked about the six-fingered harp of the bard, he gave an unexpected answer.
A little girl in red dress.
"This started one day half a month ago, when I went to Wangfeng Mountain to find new inspiration. As a result, a large area of the landform was changed by that strong man!"
"That's when I was hiding behind the bushes and saw a little girl in red running away, leaving only the unrecognizable mountains behind."
"It's hard to associate a little girl with such a powerful destructive force."
"If you ask me, she must have some treasure that no one knows about. It may be the most powerful treasure in Mondstadt."
"Treasure!" Paimon was surprised
Paimon tried to ask for the name, but the bard had no idea.
At Paimon's suggestion, the traveler planned to ask Captain Qin.
[Qin: Kelly, you have nothing to say now. 】
[Keli: I was just careless. God bless me. Next time, blow Keli’s bomb to the right place! 】
[Wendy: I agree! 】
[Tvarin: Get down to business, Barbatos]
[Thomas: I didn’t expect that something like this would happen after I left Mondstadt. The little girl who can change the terrain is so terrifying]
[Paimon: Thomas, are you from Mondstadt? 】
[Toma: That’s right, I live in Inazuma now and am Miss Kamisato’s retainer]
[Qin: Lord Barbatos, please don’t indulge me. The continent of Teyvat only needs one Ms. Alice]
[Keli: One day, Keli will become a witch like her mother]
[Qin: Are you two, mother and daughter, planning to blow up both old and new Mondstadt?]
[Amber: I also wear red clothes]
...
"Captain Qin! Excuse me, we are collecting information on Mondstadt's strongest combat power. Is there any... official ranking certified by the Knights of the West Wind?"
"The strongest combat power in Mondstadt? Sorry, I can't help you. I don't have any information on this..."
"What a shame, I thought she could be in the top five!"
"Even if there are no statistics in this area, I have never doubted the strength of the Honor Knight. Recently, the Abyss Order has been sneaking around Mondstadt. Please help to pay attention to it."
[Kaia: I discovered something very serious. The travelers on the screen rarely spoke during the whole process, and it was Paimon who did all the talking.]
[Deer Park Heizou: Could it be that Paimon is the mouth of the traveler’s god]
[Haoyou: What is the Mouth of God? 】
[Shikanoin Heizo: The God's Mouth is an external vocal organ. The traveler herself doesn't like to talk, so you who talk a lot should be her God's Mouth]
[Paimon: It sounds so unpleasant, even worse than emergency food. I’m not a mouthful. I’m emergency food. No, no, no, you’ve confused me. I’m Paimon]
[Kaia: Paimon, you admitted it yourself]
[Xiang Ling: Heat the oil in a pot, I have already thought of more than a dozen methods of Paimeng]
[Paimon: You are all persecuting me! I will never forgive you]
[Amber: A meal of sweet flower-stuffed chicken? 】
[Paimon: Really? I’ll forgive you this time]
[Traveler: Paimon! 】