Chapter 8: BMW
After intense exercise, I collapsed on the comfortable sofa, while Manager Zhang massaged my back with both hands with satisfaction.
"Who is lewd? You are lewd... Who is lewd or you are lewd..." I don't know who turned my mobile phone to this ringtone. I looked back at Manager Zhang and his face changed. I touched her face with a smile: "Mistakes, mistakes!"
Picking up the phone, Xia Lao Er said with a smile, "Xiaojiu, who did you mess with?"
"No? What's the matter?" I don't understand.
"Your BMW was scratched by a group of brats. What I saw when I went downstairs just now was probably the students in City No. 1 Middle School."
Fuck! My BMW is scratched?
I jumped up with a 'swhesh', "Fuck, who did I mess with? I..." I was about to curse, but suddenly the picture of just withdrawing money in the bank flashed in my mind. That brat's eyes seem to be full of anger after being punched by me!
"Let the brothers go downstairs and gather for me!" I tried to speak calmly.
"Okay, no problem." Xia Laoer replied, and before the phone was hung up, he heard him shout: "Brothers, copy the guy, I have work to do."
Fuck! Copy the guy? The other party is a group of students! Xia Laoer is such an idiot!
Manager Zhang asked in a low voice, "Brother Jiu, what's wrong?"
I glanced at her and smiled, "It's okay. The car was scratched by a few children. I'll come to you next time!" After saying that, her face smelled fiercely, and she put on her clothes and went downstairs.
My beloved BMW has been scratched more than 20 times. Why did I think it was an antique car for more than 70 years? It can still be opened.
Xia Lao Er has taken the more than 40 super burly big men downstairs, who were surrounding my BMW and praised me loudly: "Look, look, the young people nowadays are really cruel."
I went downstairs, kicked the BMW hard, and shouted, "Fuck, drive, go to Shiyi Middle School!"
Twenty-one Toyota vans lined up in a long queue and drove majestically towards Shiyi Middle School, while my BMW was driven by my younger brother. I don't have the face to open it.
"Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang" The door closed, and more than 40 men in black shirts and full of flesh got out of the car.
Xia Laoer laughed and said, "Xiaojiu, the more you hang out, the more you go back. Why did you have anything to do with the school children?"
I scolded, "Don't fart. Do you think I want to? Nowadays, there is no good thing for students! Why are they all like bandits?" Originally, I wanted to curse a few more words, but later I thought that it would not take long for me to go to school, so I just didn't scold anymore.
Twenty-one uniform vans were neatly parked at the gate of Shiyi Middle School, which was arrogant enough. The security guard saw that the people who came down were all fierce. He was so scared that he almost wet his pants and quickly grabbed the phone in his hand to call the police.
At this time, it was the time for the school to end. Looking at the watch, it was exactly six o'clock.
I waved my hand and shouted in an almost roaring voice: "Seal the school for me!"
Hura! "A group of strong men dispersed, six of them guarding the school gate, while the other thirty or so had already rushed into the school. I grabbed the security guard's hair and looked at his tearless eyes. In that gentle and almost abnormal tone, I said," Please invite your school leader out, okay
School leaders still want to avoid responsibility when school students commit crimes?
After a while, two or thirty teachers and several men in suits and ties appeared.After a while, two or thirty teachers and several men in suits and ties appeared.
"Hey, what's going on? Who are you? What do you want to do?" A man with eyes and a belly looked at us in surprise.
I lit a cigarette and pointed to the poor BMW abandoned on the side of the road. "Are you the principal?"
The man shook his head and said, "No, I'm the director."
"If you're not the principal, what are you pretending to be? Invite the principal to come out." I looked at him very politely.
Several physical education teachers originally wanted to stand out in front of the director, but when they saw a group of men with tall muscles in their two or thirty years behind them, they obediently dispelled this idea.
"Excuse me, what's the matter with Principal Liu?" The fat director looked at me.
"Fuck, my car was scraped into this virtue by your school's bastards. What's wrong with me? Can I go to your school to collect the protection fee?"
"Yes, come to the school to collect the protection fee? There is also a lot of income this year. You should really think about it. I muttered, and the director's face turned white and looked really good. As soon as I finished speaking, the mobile phone rang.
"Hey, Xiaojiu, what are you doing?"
"Repair the car!"
"Car repair? Is your BMW broken?"
"Isn't it? Let a few little rabbits in Shiyi Middle School scratch the flowers."
"Hey, this is a good relationship. He just called the police. I'll lead the team in fifteen minutes later. Don't make trouble! Recently, the inspection has been strict.
"Nonsense, aren't they just a few children? Am I that beast?" I closed my mobile phone and looked at the director impatiently.
"The principal is not here, is he? Then don't blame me, brothers, follow me in and search, one by one!"
I guess the director is also the kind of person who has a 'dinner' (dinner) every day, otherwise how could he be gently pushed by me and sit on the ground? Isn't it true that all schools advocate quality education? Why is his health so bad?
Xia Lao Er took five brothers to pull the arms of the teachers and the director. In this way, more than 30 people began to search and arrest them one by one.
"Huh? What class is this? Why is the class full of women?" I looked inside the door of a classroom. About four or fifty watery and fragrant little girls were sitting in the classroom, holding a bunch of fake money for practice.
"This is the accounting class." A young teacher with eye-catching Siswen said.
I said 'oh' and continued to look inward. I saw a short female teacher like a dwarf, with a long ponytail on her head, was teaching with her back to us: "Do you know? We must learn accounting well. Some people will definitely ask, what's the use of learning accounting well? Well, I'll tell you."
"If you have a boss, you have expenses. If you have expenses, you need to have a management account. The purpose of the accounting major we study is to help those bosses manage finances."
In fact, those students were not listening to the class. They stared at me like kittens one by one. I could see from their three parts of fear and seven parts of surprise. It was the teachers behind me who were three parts of fear. Seven percent of surprise must be surprised why I was so handsome...
"Hey, I said, what courses are specialized in teaching people how to be a boss?" I turned my head to look at the director with a smile. Maybe I spoke louder, which alarmed the teacher who was explaining theoretical knowledge endlessly. She turned her head and looked at me with seven points of anger.
The female students in the class laughed. I seemed to hear the conversation between the two girls: "Who is that man? So handsome!"
"You are such a nymphomaniac!"